Well... the finale came and went. On the whole it was quite sad, but rather manipulative and samey.
First; the good: The post-apocalypse world is fantastic. I love the tech-heads that Victor runs. I love the farm that Adelle and Pria are on. But most importantly, I love Neuropolis. In the post-apocalypse, there are always four civilisations: The savages, the despots, the rebels, and the vagabonds. So we got our savages in the butchers, the rebels in the tech-heads, and the vagabonds in the famr. But I love the despots. I love the idea of Rossum's bigwigs changes bodies repeatedly, and not giving a cuss about them. Remember in Epitaph One when Ambrose, as Victor, stated "imagine what one man can do without fear of death"? I love that this episode showed the truth: you'd rest on your laurels and do bugger all. You'd become a total waste of space. I loved the parade of naked people for them to choose between. I loved how the tech-heads use the tech to gain skills, not memories, and use it as a hollow short cut to feel perfect. I liked the farm. And I liked the fates of Ballard and Topher. And I liked Alpha.
Now, the bad: First of all, let's point out that if Topher had got the big pulse thing wrong, they'd have no way to solve the problems, so letting him go up there might not have been the best idea. Secondly, the whole premise of Topher being able to return everyone's brains is bloody stupid. It is a lovely wish fulfillment fantasy thing that is just a deus ex machina so they can have a happy ending. And it's a crappy ending. Considering that imprints aren't genetic and newborns will be 'actuals', all they have to do is make sure that the ability to imprint no longer exists. It will eventually allow human civilisation to return. Instead, we get a big reset button, and the tech still exists which means that the same damn mindwiping technology is out there and can happen again. What's more, the original mass mind-wipe was done with computers, automated to carry out a program. That's why you couldn't walk past a radio in Epitaph One and had to ditch walkie talkies because you might get wiped. That still exists. So all those people who 'wake up' at the end would revert back to normal, and then get mindwiped when they walked past a tv, dammit. And while we're on the subject, as much as I love Neuropolis, it doesn't really fit that the Rossum guys would live in a burnt out city. With the ability to force imprints on people and their predilication for multiple bodies, why isn't all of Neuropolis just Ambrose and Harding? Why aren't those two people civilisations that work in some fashion? How are they getting all that wonderful food if they live in a **** heap? Blarg.
And what was Alpha's favour? To be let out? Why keep that a mystery? I assumed his favour was to be wiped except for Ballard so he'd be Ballard. Or that he'd take Topher's place. It's weird that Alpha asks for a favour, we don't see what the favour is, then someone else mentions it off-hand. Why? It's poor editing. If he just asks, then someone relays that a second time, why not let us see him ask the first time round? It' s not like it was an important revelation to the characters being told. No, surely it's so that person can tell a lie and suddenly, bam, Alpha's real favour is exposed. But no.
Despite all this, what aggravates me most is this: how did all this happen? The second season spent all its time going, "We're going to see how the apocalypse started!" and proceeded to answer every question that was already answered in Epitaph One in a dull, predictable manner, except for one: who did Topher tell the autodialing too, and why, and how did that all come about? Answer - we don't know. Topher invented a remote wipe in the penultimate episode, but not the idea of auto-dialing people with imprints. Who did the auto-dialing? We assumed it was Rossum but the show decided to completely kneecap it's own big bad by making it turn out to be Boyd (WTF?!) and have him die in a little fist fight with Echo. By doing that, it only made us question "Who" when we all assumed it was Rossum. It created a mystery of just how the damn thing happened anyway. And we still don't know. It just did. Topher is somehow solely responsible for it. In Epitaph One, when Topher admitted it was his idea that killed the world, this was at a stage where Topher was not a good guy at all. By the time Rossum is defeated in season two, he's become someone who would never tell anyone about blanket mind-wiping. Not only that, the tech he invented that does that remote wipe? He destroyed it. The whole point of the penultimate episode was to make us go, "Wait. What? Then how did the apocalypse happen?" That was the gorram episode. And then Epitaph Two comes along and says, "Happiness Pie and Sunbeams" and reset and everyone is happy again, when I was expecting Epitaph Two not to solve the apocalypse but to tell us exactly what happened and how we got there.
Before season 2, the Epitaph world was this brilliant conclusion to the Dollhouse show, inverting the whole context of the show and giving it gravitas. And at the time, we could see every single line that lead to it. In season two, aware that they'd rang a bell that meant they couldn't keep doing bull**** "engagement of the week" episodes but wanted to anyway, tried to make it exciting by continually assaulting the logical assumptions of cause and effect Epitaph One had created. After doing that... they just fixed the world. Making us wonder how the two worlds even connect.
So **** you Dollhouse. Like Heroes, Lost, and Battlestar Galactica, you seem incapable of reading your own scripts and remembering what happened each week. You improvise a story arc without considering where it's going or how you're going to get there, retcon and backtrack, and through confusion on top of confusion to hide the inconsistencies and outrageous holes in character, logic, and plot that you hope none of your audience can see.
At least Dollhouse had the good decency to be cancelled, unlike the other shows which will continue forever and ever and ever.
Topher, Boyd, DeWitt, Ballard, Alpha, Sanders, Victor, Zone - I love you guys. You were all top notch. Great characters. But your show was for crap.