I accept your challenge, Sir!!!
Desolation Jones is about a man named Michael Jones (MIKE JONES!) who is the sole survivor of a mysterious procedure called the Desolation Test. So far, we still have no idea what this test was and what effects it really had on Jones. Now, he lives in L.A. Why? As a "spook" he's forced to. "Spooks" are former secret intelligence agents and the failed results of CIA tests and what-not. They are confined to Los Angeles for security reasons. For the most part, it seems like they're allowed to do what they want (as evidenced by the lack of punishment for Jones' more "extreme" behavior), as long as they don't leave L.A.
Jones is a pale, skinny, British private investigator who everyone seems to underestimate. But whenever someone messes with him, he seems to bust out some sort of crazy, brutal move. The action comes in short bursts, but they're very rewarding: Jones jamming his finger into an S&M slave's eye or smashing a light bulb into a shifty porn producer's crotch. He doesn't sleep much because of Desolation Test-induced nightmares and he takes drugs to stave away constant hallucinations.
In the first issue, he takes a case from a rich, dieing military man and former "sexual adventurer". A very valuable film has been stolen from him and ransomed and he needs to have it back. What is this film? Adolf Hitler's homemade porn from 1944. Now say that out loud: missing Hitler porn. These three words alone should make you want to read this series. From therer on out, the story gets deeper and deeper as Jones learns that the military man and his family may not be all that they seem. Not only is this a great trippy story, but the art is beautiful and inventive. Read this book.
So, have I sold you on it?