THE LEGION OF DOOMY TYPE PEOPLE!
When they ain't bickering with each other that is.....
First off, the man with the plan. Oh, did I say man, I mean ape. Cause he's not a man, especially not a man in a gorilla suit who refuses to accept the fact he is a man dressed in a gorilla suit, and not an actual Gorilla man.
Ricky Gervais as Gorilla Grodd, the man dressed in a gorilla suit, who thinks he is an actual gorilla. Hell, half the scenes he isn't even wearing the suit, and he still thinks he's a gorilla. Something his lover, Giganta, tells him all the time.
That is wonderful. I think this is a cleverer idea than you realize simply because it turns the entire idea of Grodd on its head.
After all, Grodd is essentially a gorilla who fancies himself as some kind of well-mannered but ruthlessly cunning tactician. But Gervais as a delusional fool in a gorilla suit makes me think of him now as a working-class schlub who has fantasies of being a dangerous gorilla.
Ultimate Houde said:
Giganta is another engima. She is a woman who doesn't like her size, not realizing it's her own unique powers that allow her to become as big as she is. Whenever she increases size, she goes on a diet, effectively making herself stick and bones. She counters this by actually never becoming big, causing a kink in 90% of the League's plans. Giganta will be played by
Lucy Davis of Shaun of the Dead and UK Ofice fame.
Absolute plus points for using Lucy Davis. I'm not normally a stark raving fan of British comedians like many fans of Anglophonic pop culture are (as I don't buy into the 'British do it better' cult. Even if they um, actually do do it better sometimes.)
But Lucy Davis is wonderful as this version of Giganta, a physically insecure woman who just can't seem to revel in the sheer joy of stretching the limits of the human body's dimensions.
Ultimate Houde said:
Now we have the Joker. This Joker is hardly a Joker, just a man who wanted to hang out with people that accepted him. He's deadpan, hardly makes any jokes at all and is the League's treasurer, as he is the only one of the League that is trusted enough to handle it's finances. He frequently walks around with a custard pie, or a rubber chicken, or a whoopee cushion, in an attempt to get people to think he is a Jokester. Joker will be played by
Stephen Merchant.
I love Stephen Merchant. He's one of the best things about
Extras, and I think he has a wonderful ability of making deadpan innocence look extremely mischievous, so while I'm not totally sold on the idea of this Joker, he is perfectly cast to it and makes the idea sound like it would work wonderfully.
Ultimate Houde said:
Obsessed with toys? As a kid needed to have the newest toy available? Get in line to only see the person in front of you bought the rest of them? Nefarious! Toyman frequently gets in line when the newest toy hits the market, and buys it all so no boy or girl will be happy in the world ever again! All because his parents never bought him an Easy Bake Oven when he was a kid because it was for girls. Toyman will be portrayed by
Mackenzie Crook from Pirates of the Caribbean and UK Office fame.
MacKenzie Crook, insane conqueror of toy collecting. Nothing more needs to be said. ESPECIALLY because it's MacKenzie Crook who is easily one of the best things about
Pirates and made
Pirates 2 & 3 tolerable.
Now if only you had a place for Lee Arenberg. He'd make a great Grodd, a comedic one even, but for reasons different from the Ricky Gervais Grodd.
Ultimate Houde said:
So, you are the inventor of the best Scuba Suit around, but you can't make it fashionable, affordable, or even workable, so you have to resort to crime to pay off the investor loans. But since your crime sucks, you instead put advertisements on your suit, forcing you to wear it all day long, but at least giving you some income. Black Manta is a failed inventor, who now is in crime only to pay off his loans that he acquired to invent his suit of scuba awesome, the Scuba Suit AWE32421.57483. He sucks at naming things too.
Simon Pegg will play Black Manta. He has been in movies such as Hot Fuzz and Mission Impossible III.
I love Black Manta, and having him played by a Simon Pegg in the same fashion he portrayed a disgruntled customer service operator in
Big Nothing would make this ideal.
I love it.
I think this series should be called
The Doomed, though.
Now I don't know who to vote for.
But this wins points not just for originality but actual excellence as well.