Celebrity Deaths (updated weekly)

[Captain Canuck]

Surely, you can't be serious.

someone has to...
He is serious. And don't call him Shirley.

 

[ProjectX2]

Pete Postlethwaite.

I never knew this guy's name but I always recognized him and I always liked him. He was a great actor.

 

[Bass]

:shock: That's out of nowhere.

RIP.

 

[Langsta]

Why do awesome people like him have to die? At 64?

 

[Bass]

Because you touch yourself at night.

 

[E]

Guys - Bass died the other day. Just heard it on the radio.

 

[Bass]

I am disgusted by the lack of replies.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Oh thank god, if I had to hear the word 'rubbish' again, I would vomit.

 

[Bass]

 

[the watcher]

I am disgusted by the lack of replies.

Sorry Bass I just heard.

*cough*

:shock:


:cry: WHYYYYYYYYYYY, WHY,WHY,WHY,WHY,WHY, OH GOODNESS WHY! WHY did this have to happen! WHY-Y-Y-Y!
He was so young.... So full of life.... Why couldn't have been Houde (Sorry Houde, people would just expect me to name you). Then the world wouldn't feel so empty! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cry:


Better?

 

[Planet-man]

And I only recently learned how to pronounce his last name.

 

[Ice]

I am disgusted by the lack of replies.

You're just like a Marvel character. It was only time before you returned. Why morn? It was just all a shock death anyway.

 

[Random]

Guys - Bass died the other day. Just heard it on the radio.

... meh.

 

[Bass]

Sorry Bass I just heard.

*cough*

:shock:


:cry: WHYYYYYYYYYYY, WHY,WHY,WHY,WHY,WHY, OH GOODNESS WHY! WHY did this have to happen! WHY-Y-Y-Y!
He was so young.... So full of life.... Why couldn't have been Houde (Sorry Houde, people would just expect me to name you). Then the world wouldn't feel so empty! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cry:


Better?

LOUDER AND SADDER!

And I only recently learned how to pronounce his last name.

I'm not surprised you have trouble pronouncing last names since your mum is just known as "Easy".

 

[J. Agamemnon]

... meh.

*slurps soda*

lets get some more soda.

 

[Bass]

You're just like a Marvel character. It was only time before you returned. Why morn? It was just all a shock death anyway.

MY DEATH IS NOT A MARKETING PLOY!

... meh.

*slurps soda*

lets get some more soda.

Not excited, huh? Well that's because you haven't read my autobiography, only $29.99!

BUY IT.

 

[Random]

Not excited, huh? Well that's because you haven't read my autobiography, only $29.99!

BUY IT.

Your name is Roger Hargreaves?

 

[Bass]

It's a nom de plume. I use a nom de plume now.

Nom de plumes are cool.

 

[J. Agamemnon]

It's a nom de plume. I use a nom de plume now.

Nom de plumes are cool.

You're life just got interesting.

 

[Ice]

I guess this is the best place to put this- Real-life Lois Lane dies.