Celebrity Deaths (updated weekly)

[Planet-man]

That's the only thing that keeps me from suicide.

At least wait for Suicide Boothes.

 

[Iceshadow]

At least wait for Suicide Boothes.

Why pay a quarter when I can do it for free?

 

[Planet-man]

Like, with a quarter on a string?

 

[ultimatedjf]

The rule of three thing is the stupidest, most retarded thing I have ever heard in my life and I just want to slap everyone who says it.

Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, and Michael Jackson?

 

[J. Agamemnon]

Why pay a quarter when I can do it for free?

nah, you still need a towel to buy for strangulation...or rope. Gotta buy a gun and some bullets if you're gonna shoot yourself. I got it! Jump off a bridge! nah but then you'd have to drive there and who has the time for that?

 

[Joe Kalicki]

Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, and Michael Jackson?

What about Carradine? He's all alone.

It's dumb!

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, and Michael Jackson?

Nevermind Ed McMahon died a few days ago.

I agree with Kalicki, the rule of three is crap, and you can manipulate whatever comes out in the past few days to fit it in your stupid rule of three.

 

[nigma]

I know what you mean, it's just not something you would ever expect to hear. Just one of the icons that seem like a permanent fixture in pop culture.

my man Bernie Mac, also died out of the blue, and he was remembered as one of the comic greats.

 

[Mattimeo84]

Billy Mays

 

[Dancanread]

What's up with this week?!! And 50 year olds?!!!

 

[Planet-man]

Rule Of Five is the new rule of three.

 

[Langsta]

This is terrible. Wasn't the dude in the middle of a TV series? Pitch-something?

 

[Mattimeo84]

Pitchmen, my wife and i watched it every week

 

[McCheese]

Who will yell at me in the middle of the night about the amazing deals that I can't afford to miss out on now?

 

[nigma]

im happy, i never liked the guy.

 

[E]

This is terrible. Wasn't the dude in the middle of a TV series? Pitch-something?

He was on Conan just this past week.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

This week is exactly the boost this thread needed!

 

[Iceshadow]

This week is exactly the boost this thread needed!

Now if you only had a way to keep everyone coming back.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Sweet.

World population problems are finally being corrected.

 

[Void.M]

im happy, i never liked the guy.

Dude, not cool.