All Star Batman and Robin The Boy Wonder series discussion (spoilers)

What's all this enjoyable bad read, enjoyable but sucks, I love reading it but I want to assassinate Frank Miller for writing it crap?

IT'S AWESOME. GET USED TO IT.

Around issue #10 or so (I predict that will be in summer 2014... lateness is the only bad thing about this book) you'll all come around. Then you'll all be scrambling to find mint copies of all ASBRBW back issues and guess what? I'll control the market and you'll all have to hand over your salaries. No, I will not accept back issues of Mary Jane loves Spider-Man or whatever nonsensical anime junk you have lying around by the thousands in trade. Cash only!

ASBRBW rules. When I open it's pages it smells like cologne... real-man MUSK cologne, not your unisex Calvin Klein crap. If this comic book could bleed, it would bleed bacon fat and steak chunks. It's a comic book for manly men. If you don't like it, you need boot camp, a full-bodied beer and a few scars.

The god-damn Batman wants to know: "where is your god now?"

Punks.
 
SSJmole said:
My favourite scene hands down =

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hYq-Ljwov_s
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Gothamite said:
Classic. :lol:

Not quite as funny as the first time I saw it, when I was about six or seven (I fell on the ground and laughed uncontrollably for about two solid minutes). Rodney punching his hand (the way Burt Ward used to) is just gold.
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Totally with you guys. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Willverine said:
What's all this enjoyable bad read, enjoyable but sucks, I love reading it but I want to assassinate Frank Miller for writing it crap?

IT'S AWESOME. GET USED TO IT.
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WILLVERINE + OPINION = SCIENTIFIC FACT

Willverine said:
Around issue #10 or so (I predict that will be in summer 2014... lateness is the only bad thing about this book) you'll all come around. Then you'll all be scrambling to find mint copies of all ASBRBW back issues and guess what? I'll control the market and you'll all have to hand over your salaries. No, I will not accept back issues of Mary Jane loves Spider-Man or whatever nonsensical anime junk you have lying around by the thousands in trade. Cash only!

ASBRBW rules. When I open it's pages it smells like cologne... real-man MUSK cologne, not your unisex Calvin Klein crap. If this comic book could bleed, it would bleed bacon fat and steak chunks. It's a comic book for manly men. If you don't like it, you need boot camp, a full-bodied beer and a few scars.

The god-damn Batman wants to know: "where is your god now?"

Punks.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: POTD. This has to be POTD. :D
 
This issue actually came across as being a bit more what i had originally expected from the series, but kept the high-octane crazy *** feel of the first issues.

Millerverse Batgirl is pretty awesome.
 
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Well, it's official. His name really is "The ******* Batman".

"What the hell is she talking about? She makes me feel like I've got bees in my head."

Batman calling his kidnapping, abuse and neglect of a newly orphaned child "picking up a kid sidekick."

This was the best issue yet.
 
Frank Miller says this is in continuity with his dark knight-verse, in particular dark knight strikes again, which has
dick grayson going a bit mental, batman fired him for disobedience or something. and he comes back years later pissed
You think we'll see any of that in this series towards the end maybe? or is that foolishness of me to think Frank Miller, might tie this into his other books.
 
I don't think I like this book.

Before it was a jarring contrast to the Batman we've seen for a while.....and then it was just bat-**** ****ing crazy and hilarious. Now it just makes no sense.


It's like Miller heard everyone go crazy for his ******* Batman and decided to throw more of it in there. Six issues in and this still more incoherent than Mighty Avengers.


I just might drop this book.
 
This isn't specifically related to ASBARTBW, but ties in concerning Miller's Dark Knight continuity...

When the hell is that "Holy Terror, Batman!" graphic novel supposed to ship? Is that even still happening or has it been scrapped?

...nevermind...while posting I looked it up for myself...I guess its still in the works (Miller's about halfway done according to a couple sources I found online)...was just wondering...carry on.
 
Victor Von Doom said:
I don't think I like this book.

Before it was a jarring contrast to the Batman we've seen for a while.....and then it was just bat-**** ****ing crazy and hilarious. Now it just makes no sense.


It's like Miller heard everyone go crazy for his ******* Batman and decided to throw more of it in there. Six issues in and this still more incoherent than Mighty Avengers.


I just might drop this book.
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It's like Miller knows he got a reaction from the phrase "******* Batman" so now he just wants to use it over and over again. Kinda lame.
 
I think miller is writing a new sin city GN, which will lend itself to the 2nd film, as well as directing (and writing?) "the spirit" film (featuring sam jackson as villain). And these 2 batman titles. So I might forgive him, if this all materialises. I'm not sure Frank miller has even been a particularly fast writer though has he? He's written a lot, but he's been around for ages and he's written maybe 1/3 the amount of warren ellis or alan moore. This is the first frank miller I'm picking up as it comes out, so someone else may know any better.
 
I can't wait for the TPB to come out. I foolishly decided not to get the single issues (with the exception of the first two), because I thought it would be better to read it all as a single comic. But now I'm ****in' because the TPB won't be out till forever.

I'm of the personal opinion that this is the greatest panel in all of comicdom:

Batman-1.jpg
 
"Not one word. I've taken enough grief about calling my ******* car the ******* Batmobile. I'm the ******* Batman and I can call my ******* car whatever the hell I want to call it."
 
Just read #7.

Miller is really milking the "******* Batman" thing. Sheesh.

I thought the issue was pretty cornny and moving from "so bad it's good" to "so bad I don't want to bother reading the next issue" until the scene where he brings the guy to Robin. Great scene.

And Joker. Coooooool.
 
This is still the best ******* Batman comic book ever in the history of ******* Batman comic books. You're dense or retarded if you disagree. ******* it.
 
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