*ahem*

[McCheese]

IT BURNS WHEN I PEE!​

 

[Joe Kalicki]

I PEE WHEN IT BURNS!​

 

[Planet-man]

THE HEAD COUNSELOR AT MY OLD HIGH SCHOOL IS NAMED MRS. MARCONI. I SAID ONCE, "HEY LOOK, IT'S MRS. MACARONI" BY ACCIDENT.​

THIS STORY WAS CLEARLY NOT BUILT ON ROCK AND ROLL.

WEAK.​

 

[Iceshadow]

HELP! I WAS JUST STUNG BY A JELLYFISH!​

 

[Joe Kalicki]

I WILL PEE ON YOU!​

 

[Ice]

THIS STORY WAS CLEARLY NOT BUILT ON ROCK AND ROLL.

WEAK.​

BUT IT IS AN ACTUAL TRUE STORY.

I SWEAR ON MY LIFE.​

 

[Iceshadow]

I WILL PEE ON YOU!​

THANK YOU! IT IS VERY REFRESHING ON THE STUNG AREA!​

 

[Joe Kalicki]

THANK YOU! IT IS VERY REFRESHING ON THE STUNG AREA!​

NEXT TIME REMEMBER NOT TO PUT THE JELLYFISH IN YOUR MOUTH!​

 

[Iceshadow]

NEXT TIME REMEMBER NOT TO PUT THE JELLYFISH IN YOUR MOUTH!​

IT JUST FORCED ITS WAY IN!​

 

[Joe Kalicki]

IT JUST FORCED ITS WAY IN!​

THAT'S THE SAME EXCUSE YOU USED ON WADE WILSON!​

 

[Ice]

IT JUST FORCED ITS WAY IN!​

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!​

 

[Iceshadow]

THAT'S THE SAME EXCUSE YOU USED ON WADE WILSON!​

I WAS CHECKING HIS TONSILS!​

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!...​

...IN THE POLICE REPORT!​

 

[Joe Kalicki]

I WAS CHECKING HIS TONSILS!​

THEY HAVEN'T CHANGED IN THE LAST TWO MINUTES!​

 

[Iceshadow]

YOU'RE NOT A DOCTOR!​

 

[Joe Kalicki]

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YOU'RE NOT A DOCTOR!​

I'M BEGINNING TO SUSPECT YOU AREN'T EITHER! CANCEL MY APPOINTMENT FOR THIS THURSDAY!​

 

[Dr.Strangefate]

I'M A DOCTOR!
A BIG SEXY DOCTOR!!!

​

 

[Iceshadow]

WOULD YOU MIND TAKING ON JOE'S APPOINTMENT THEN? I'M UP TO MY NIPPLES IN WADE WILSON.​

 

[Joe Kalicki]

I HEAR MARVEL HAS A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT ON THURSDAY!​

 

[Dr.Strangefate]

**** ************ BASTARDS AT ****ING MARVEL WITH THEIR STUPID ****ING ANNOUNCEMENTS!!!​

 

[Bass]

WIZARD!​

CAPITAL!​

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