*ahem*

WHEN i WAS YOUNG I HAD AN IMAGINARY FRIEND! I USE TO THINK HE WENT EVERYWHERE WITH ME , I COULD TALK TO HIM , HE COULD EVEN GRANT ME WISHES



















BUT THEN I GREW UP AND STOPPED GOING TO CHURCH
 
I OFFER AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE. I OFFER A MANDATORY SIESTA (NAP TIME FOR THOSE NON SPANISH FOLK OUT THERE) THAT WILL HAPPEN BETWEEN THE HOURS OF TWELVE AND FOUR EVERYDAY. I PLAN TO LEAVE IRAQ AND BLAME LONDON FOR OUR TROUBLES AND INVADE KALICKISTAN. FINALLY I WILL END ALL THE FAMINE IN THE WORLD AND BRING ABOUT WORLD PEACE. THEN BOMB JAPAN AGAIN, THOSE UPPITY BASTARDS
 
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WELL KALICKISTAN HAS BEEN TURNING THEIR NOSES UP AT US RECENTLY. HOUDE HAS MY VOTE!
 
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