I OFFER AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE. I OFFER A MANDATORY SIESTA (NAP TIME FOR THOSE NON SPANISH FOLK OUT THERE) THAT WILL HAPPEN BETWEEN THE HOURS OF TWELVE AND FOUR EVERYDAY. I PLAN TO LEAVE IRAQ AND BLAME LONDON FOR OUR TROUBLES AND INVADE KALICKISTAN. FINALLY I WILL END ALL THE FAMINE IN THE WORLD AND BRING ABOUT WORLD PEACE. THEN BOMB JAPAN AGAIN, THOSE UPPITY BASTARDS