You know what I like about Batman?

[ourchair]

It is a scientifically proven fact that black people are far more terrifying than whites.

He speaks the truth.

Why do black people just refuse to D.A.R.E. to resist drugs and violence like us civil and obedient white folk?

I know. And they're all so angry. What do they have to be so mad about?

I don't know. I think the Egyptians kept them as slaves a few thousand years ago or something. I'm not quite sure. I'm not a black history buff.

Damn Bass and his racist ancestors.

I'm just glad that we white people don't have any blood on our hands.

Amen to that.

Isn't it great being without sin?

In the name of white jesus, Amen.

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+2500 Ourchair Points to moonmaster. +2500 Ourchair Points to Zombipanda.

 

[Zombipanda]

He speaks the truth.

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+2500 Ourchair Points to moonmaster. +2500 Ourchair Points to Zombipanda.

Awesome. What does that put my tally at?

 

[Gothamite]

I'm glad this thread is just for fun. I was worried it was going to be another "I like Batman because he has no powers," speech. That's just about the last reason anyone should like Batman. That's not why he's cool.

 

[Lynx]

I like that Batman doesn't fly.

 

[Jaggyd]

I like that Batman doesn't fly.

But, wouldn't it be cool if he did?


Then he could make The Outsiders, and they'd be like Street Fighters, but like cats and dogs n stuff.

 

[Hellsbuttmonkey]

Yeah, Batman should have wings.


And possibly the power to kill a yak. From 200 yards away. With MINDBULLETS!

 

[Dancanread]

Yeah, Batman should have wings.


And possibly the power to kill a yak. From 200 yards away. With MINDBULLETS!

How about the power...to MOVE you?

 

[Gothamite]

I like that Batman doesn't fly.

So do I, but that's not WHY I like Batman. James Bond, Indiana Jones, the Phantom, Flash Gordon and a buhzillion other guys who could be considered 'superheroes' don't have superpowers and that's not why they're cool either.