Worst. Movie. Ever.

[Joe Kalicki]

Who would come up with a movie like that? Is it the next big thing to make ****ty movies and cast Samuel L as the lead? Whatever happened to Pulp Fiction-esque movies where he was truly badass?

Snakes on a Plane was terrible.

Black Snake Moan is from the writer/director of the Academy Award winnging* Hustle and Flow. It's supposed to be good.


*Best Original Song 2005, It's Hard Out Here For A Pimp

 

[SSJmole]

Hulk.

Yup Bruce Banner's new catchphrase "Don't make my movie Ang Lee no one will like it by Ang Lee"



Also another films I forgot is

- Glitter
- Jaws The Revenge
- Hercules in New York
- Any sequel to air bud or land before time sequels or 90% of disney sequels or Beethoven sequels
-Caddyshack II

 

[Jaggyd]

Any Highlander
Star Wars Eps 1-3
Pretty much every Star Trek (except for Wrath of Khan......KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!)
Pretty Woman
Batman & Robin
X-Men 3
Saw 3


Absolute worst ever....

Hannibal

 

[SSJmole]

Any Highlander
Star Wars Eps 1-3
Pretty much every Star Trek (except for Wrath of Khan......KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!)
Pretty Woman
Batman & Robin
X-Men 3
Saw 3


Absolute worst ever....

Hannibal

Highlander 1 was good

Star Wars Episode I was enjoyable as was II but failed in terms of 20+ years of hype. Episode III was very well done and my favourite of the 6

Some Star trek movies are good

Pretty Woman = classic

X-Men 3 = I liked it and can say It is a good movie.

Hannibal - good as well

Batman and robin = agreed complete ****e

Saw 3 = agreed but then I thought all the saw films were bad

 

[Hellsbuttmonkey]

Snakes on a Plane was terrible.

Never! It was one of the greatest ****ty films in the history of ever!

 

[Dr.Strangefate]

Snakes on a Plane was terrible.

You are just a dirty Nazi with no love in your soul.

 

[ultimatedjf]

First you dis SoaP and now you're hating on Hurley in the LOST discussion thread?! Goodwill, you're malfunctioning! anic:

 

[ourchair]

Coming from you, I'm horrified to think of what this idea is.

It's a serious and respectful treatment of the first movie's ideas.

Even though it's a **** movie.

DO NOT INSULT THE GUTTENBURG!!!

People often forget that Guttenberg has been in six films that have box-office gross totals going into the billions. That's in 1980s dollars for God's sake.

I would love to see a full length version of the "Golden Girls In the City" skit from Robot Chicken.

What?! Robot Chicken did a Golden Girls + Sex in the City joke? Goddamnit! I wanted to do that.

Except mine would have been "Golden Girls = Sex in the City 2099"

You're the one with his daughter as your avatar...

It still don't make him God.

If Warren Ellis was God, then that would make Lilith his Jesus.

And if Lilith was Jesus. That would make a pedo-messiah-nophile or something.

And nobody wants to say, "The baby Jesus? I'd hit it." Not even me.

 

[moonmaster]

Who would come up with a movie like that? Is it the next big thing to make ****ty movies and cast Samuel L as the lead? Whatever happened to Pulp Fiction-esque movies where he was truly badass?

Snakes on a Plane was terrible.

No. It was one of the most hilariously entertaining films I have ever seen.

X-Men 3
Saw 3

Totally agreed. Especially on X3. What a ****ing rip-off.

What?! Robot Chicken did a Golden Girls + Sex in the City joke? Goddamnit! I wanted to do that.

Yes.

And it's apparently the creators' favorite sketch.

Except mine would have been "Golden Girls = Sex in the City 2099"

:lol:

It still don't make him God.

If Warren Ellis was God, then that would make Lilith his Jesus.

And if Lilith was Jesus. That would make a pedo-messiah-nophile or something.

And nobody wants to say, "The baby Jesus? I'd hit it." Not even me.

Thanks to me having just read "VALIS", the idea of a little girl being the next Savior actually makes a lot of sense.

 

[ultimatedjf]

Yes.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

"Looking for that check!"

"...playing Jeopardy with my hand on the buzzer."

 

[Goodwill]

... I've decided that I'm not from this planet. I'm an alien.

Snakes on a Plane. Entertaining? I could've had more fun watching Bass twiddle his thumbs.

 

[Dr.Strangefate]

a NAZI alien.

 

[Gideon Stargrave]

... I've decided that I'm not from this planet. I'm an alien.

Snakes on a Plane. Entertaining? I could've had more fun watching Bass twiddle his thumbs.

I've had it with these mother****ing nay sayers on this mother****ing website.

 

[moonmaster]

... I've decided that I'm not from this planet. I'm an alien.

Snakes on a Plane. Entertaining? I could've had more fun watching Bass twiddle his thumbs.

Yeah, total Nazi Alien.

"HEIL XENO-GRAX!"

I've had it with these mother****ing nay sayers on this mother****ing website.

I wholeheartedly agree.

 

[Bass]

I think Sunshine will be pretty bad.

If anyone, ever, has to say this line: "If the sun dies, we all die."

...

Seriously. Why would anyone ever say that line ever?

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Maybe someone likes to state the obvious, I mean, if the sun does die, we do all die, it is a fact.

 

[Gideon Stargrave]

If there is no more oxygen...we are all going to die.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Dude, if the monkey bites me, I may get rabies...

 

[Random]

Dude, if the monkey bites me, I may get rabies...

Or become Iron Man

 

[McCheese]

Dude, if the monkey bites me, I may get rabies...

But if it throws blood in a pregnant woman's mouth you may get Ultimate Iron Man.



I made myself feel sad.

EDIT: Random beat me to it, but I did it better.