Worst dialogue in a comic book movie

[bluebeast]

I bet if he had said "I'm Venom" he would've jizzed in his pants.

 

[Random]

:arrgh:Wow, No one got that was a JOKE? :roll: Seriously?

Usually jokes like that should be more obvious than probable.

I bet if he had said "I'm Venom" he would've jizzed in his pants.

This gave me quite a good laugh

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Mole is hilarious

I pretty saw Fantastic Four 2 was one big joke line. Then again, I don't remember any of it.

 

[Zombipanda]

There's a lot more you can add to why he's wrong, but it's like telling a panda why sticking a fork in an outlet is a bad idea. The reasons are obvious and even with detailed power point explanation he'd probably still won't get it.

.....


Why the panda hate?

 

[The Overlord]

:arrgh:Wow, No one got that was a JOKE? :roll: Seriously?

You have to be careful joking on the net, lots of people say silly things on the net and mean for them to be serious and on the net there is no tell what kind of tone you are using. You almost have to be completely obvious on the net or use lots of happy faces.

Back on topic:

"Laurel Hedare: Game over!
Catwoman: Guess what? It's overtime!"

From Catwoman, can you get anymore cliched then that?

 

[ProjectX2]

I knew Mole was joking.

"I guess one man can make a difference. 'Nuff said." - Stan Lee, Spider-Man 3.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

I remember that line in FF2 now.

"Of course it can make it across the world really fast, it's got a hemi!"

 

[Zombipanda]

I remember that line in FF2 now.

"Of course it can make it across the world really fast, it's got a hemi!"

Starring Tim Allen as Mr. Fantastic! Pam Anderson as the Invisible Gal! and Larry the Cable Guy as the Ever-Lovin' (as long as you aren't an A-rab or a queer) Thing!

 

[Random]

I knew Mole was joking.

"I guess one man can make a difference. 'Nuff said." - Stan Lee, Spider-Man 3.

I didn't mind just because I love Stan Lee's voice, I hope my voice is that awesome when I'm old

Starring Tim Allen as Mr. Fantastic! Pam Anderson as the Invisible Gal! and Larry the Cable Guy as the Ever-Lovin' (as long as you aren't an A-rab or a queer) Thing!

This would be the funniest thing ever.

 

[ultimatedjf]

"What happens when toad gets struck by lightning?"

What made that worse is that the proper, more awesome response, "It croaks", was not in fact used.

No, what made it worse is that the line was written by Joss Whedon.

 

[Hellsbuttmonkey]

No, what made it worse is that the line was written by Joss Whedon.

Even gods make mistakes.


Look at France.

 

[Zombipanda]

Even gods make mistakes.

Honestly, it sounds like a Joss Whedon line through and through. I love the guy, but he's quite campy. It's hard to deny that. When I heard "What happens when Toad's get hit by lightning?" was a Whedon line, all I thought was Right. That makes sense. Sounds like a Whedon line.

Now, if you want to talk about horrible, brain melting mistakes...

Look at France.

France is a god? I thought it was a country.

 

[Iceshadow]

Now, if you want to talk about horrible, brain melting mistakes...

Also see: Wheadon's arc on Runaways.

 

[Zombipanda]

Also see: Wheadon's arc on Runaways.

and about half of his Astonishing X-Men.

To be honest, the only thing Whedon's done that I love unconditionally is Firefly.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

Nolan is a great director.

It's just Batman Begins is a bad movie.

 

[ProjectX2]

It's just Batman Begins is a bad movie.

Why?

 

[Joe Kalicki]

Why?

I'm sure I've gone into that in-depth numerous times here.

 

[ProjectX2]

I'm sure I've gone into that in-depth numerous times here.

As far as I can recall you've only said it was boring and/or bad. I don't think I've ever read any reasons why.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

As far as I can recall you've only said it was boring and/or bad. I don't think I've ever read any reasons why.

I would think those would be good enough reasons.

It takes far too much time for him to become Batman, the plot is ridiculous, he kills the villain (made extra ridiculous due to the sequel claiming he would never do such a thing), Katie Holmes is awful, Rachel Dawes' existence is awful, Gotham looks terrible. . .

I liked it more last time I watched it around a year ago, but it's still my second-least-favorite Batman movie.

 

[Drunken Pickle]

I know this isn't a comic book movie but it popped into my head when i read worst quotes. From Revenge of the Sith.

Anakin: You look beautiful.

Padme: It's because I love you.

Anakin: No! It's because I love YOU.

As for CBMs, Anything emo Parker said in SM3