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[Gideon Stargrave]

"Chuck Norris" comes from the ancient Hebrew word "Chacknhurri", meaning "antagonist", or "opposer". Contrary to popular belief, the Old Testament does not portray Chuck Norris as being evil, but merely being a naturally opposing force to mankind, and sometimes even an ally of God.

If this turns into a "Chuck Norris jokes thread" I'm going to castrate myself.

 

[moonmaster]

If this turns into a "Chuck Norris jokes thread" I'm going to castrate myself.

Did you hear that! We found out how to make him do it! Just keep making Chuck Norris jokes!

 

[Gideon Stargrave]

Did you hear that! We found out how to make him do it! Just keep making Chuck Norris jokes!

And the moment you've all been waiting for...

 

[Random]

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

 

[Gideon Stargrave]

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

That just killed the erection that I had been building for weeks. Thanks a lot. Jerk.

 

[Ice]

That just killed the erection that I had been building for weeks. Thanks a lot. Jerk.

That's what she said.



Wait....


*Thinks about it*


....


*Vomits*

 

[ourchair]

Chuck Norris hates Chuck Norris jokes. He likes Jack Bauer and Vin Diesel more.

Seriously, this stuff is getting old on the board.

 

[E]

Best. Thread. Ever.

 

[ourchair]

Best. Thread. Ever.

Hopefully not for the Norris jokes.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

That just killed the erection that I had been building for weeks. Thanks a lot. Jerk.

Dude....why were you buildingh an erection for weeks?

Tantric style? You wanna be like Sting?

****ing Tantric *******

 

[ourchair]

Some of my favorites from back in the day:

Alternative rock is the name given to one stone when you're looking at another stone. The term was coined by photographer Edwin Blastocyst when looking at one stone and speaking about another, oddly enough.

and

Drummer - Someone who hangs out with musicians.

 

[MaxwellSmart]

Drummer - Someone who hangs out with musicians.

I'm totally going to use that against the next ******* drummer I meet.

 

[Dr.Strangefate]

Start of the third paragraph.

 

[Random]

Start of the third paragraph.

I find it funny that "Balls" appears to be a link you already clicked on...

 

[Joe Kalicki]

Start of the third paragraph.

Hey, they cleared that with at least three sources. That's journalistic gold.

 

[Ice]

I find it funny that "Balls" appears to be a link you already clicked on...

Hahaha! :lol:

 

[thee great one]

I find it funny that "Balls" appears to be a link you already clicked on...

Bwhahahahaha.

 

[Random]

Bwhahahahaha.

I made a funny

 

[Dr.Strangefate]

Hahaha! :lol:

Yeah yeah... I wanted to see whether it was linked to testicles or the toys...

You know what. Shut up.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

I don't get it...who's Dean Olson?

Thee Great One, I believe.

OHHHHH!!!!


See, now I see the humor :lol:

It took me a minute to recognize Dean Olson as TOG.

The entire time I was reading the wiki entry I kept picturing TV's Dean Cain. Which of course made the conversation even funnier.



When I realized that it was TOG.....the joke became less funny. Still funny. Just not the same kinda funny.