Victor Von Doom
Fist of teh Internets.
See, you ruined the joke, I called you *****, which is a simple putdown, and your superior wit wouldn't be able to think of a comeback, to which you would have replied
Pfft---you think I'm gonna take that from someone who can't even make awesome panckaes anymore?
My wit is king. It is awesomeness yet undefined. If my wit was a Rocky villain it'd be the scary Russian. While you'd just be Thunderlips.
Scary Russian. Remember that....
and I'd be all like, Don't **** with the bull, cause then you'd get the horns.
The bull shouldn't **** with the Matador because I'll stab you. Repeatedly. :lol: