Who Do You Hate?

[McCheese]

I wouldn't mind it if New York salsa didn't taste like baby ****. We make the best salsa, jerky, and Mexican food. Period.

The fact that any of those three things are actually a source of pride says all that needs to be said about Texas.

Shut your Joliet-hole.

:lol:

And even then she couldn't pay much attention because she had to keep lookout for Border Patrol.

Indeed.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

I wonder if we put a fence in front of Hibiki would she automatically jump it?

Iceshadow, seriously, jerky? You are proud of dried up meat by product?

 

[McCheese]

I wonder if we put a fence in front of Hibiki would she automatically jump it?

:lol:

Iceshadow, seriously, jerky? You are proud of dried up meat by product?

SRSLY.

 

[Iceshadow]

I wonder if we put a fence in front of Hibiki would she automatically jump it?

Not if there were dogs on the other side.

Iceshadow, seriously, jerky? You are proud of dried up meat by product?

It's great if you make it right, you don't like it?

The fact that any of those three things are actually a source of pride says all that needs to be said about Texas.

That's just food, we have other things too.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Dude, it's dried meat, and you are defending it

It's like...old guy dick and you are defending it

You like old guy dick?

For reals?

 

[Iceshadow]

Dude, it's dried meat, and you are defending it

It's like...old guy dick and you are defending it

You like old guy dick?

For reals?

Your wrong.

Ahem,

If someone invented a way to package sex and put it straight into your mouth, it would taste like beef jerky. When I was six years old, friends and family were shocked when I woke up with one day and had a full-grown beard. My voice was deeper, my hands were calloused, and my balls dangled like pendulums. Doctors diagnosed me with precarious puberty. Nobody knew why I was afflicted by this abnormality until they finally traced it to a manliness gene triggered by the manliest food in the universe: beef jerky.

 

[McCheese]

That's just food, we have other things too.

Cattle? An abundance of Confederate flags? A history of executing the mentally ill? George W. Bush?

Texas = Suck

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Wow, who knew orgasmic goodness tasted like shriveled old man penis

From Texas

 

[Iceshadow]

Cattle? An abundance of Confederate flags? A history of executing the mentally ill? George W. Bush?

Texas = Suck

First of all Bush wasn't even born in Texas. Yes, we have cattle, just like Maine has lobsters, and like New Jersey has unbelievable amounts of suck, we are also the nation's leading producer of cotton. So we eat steaks while wearing comfy shirts.

As for the flags they aren't nearly as common as you think, I've only ever seen two "proudly" displayed.

And those mentally ill people ran out in front of the firing squads, the rest is slander from Oklahoma.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Everyone knows Oklahomans can't read you liar

 

[Iceshadow]

Wow, who knew orgasmic goodness tasted like shriveled old man penis

From Texas

I'm convinced that someone really did give you that and told you it was jerky. Hence your confusion.

Everyone knows Oklahomans can't read you liar

:lol: :lol:

 

[McCheese]

First of all Bush wasn't even born in Texas.

Your Governer, your fault.

Yes, we have cattle, just like Maine has lobsters, and like New Jersey has unbelievable amounts of suck, we are also the nation's leading producer of cotton. So we eat steaks while wearing comfy shirts.

Way I heard it you're only the leading producer of steers and queers.

As for the flags they aren't nearly as common as you think, I've only ever seen two "proudly" displayed.

"Proudly" meaning tattood on the ***, right?

And those mentally ill people ran out in front of the firing squads, the rest is slander from Oklahoma.

:lol:

Everyone knows Oklahomans can't read you liar

:lol:

 

[Iceshadow]

Your Governer, your fault.

Faulty logic, all politicians suck ***.

Way I heard it you're only the leading producer of steers and queers.

Were you not listening? AND COTTON!

"Proudly" meaning tattood on the ***, right?

Actually there was this middle of nowhere ranch (in the loosest sense of the word) that had it on the arch over the front gate. The other one I remember was in my friend's dorm room, next to a chick with big juggs.

 

[McCheese]

Faulty logic, all politicians suck ***.

Suck ***? sure.

Massively incompetant *******s that get the country stuck in a quagmire because a despot tried to kill their daddy? Just Texas.

Actually there was this middle of nowhere ranch (in the loosest sense of the word) that had it on the arch over the front gate. The other one I remember was in my friend's dorm room, next to a chick with big juggs.

CLASSY.

 

[Iceshadow]

Suck ***? sure.

Massively incompetant *******s that get the country stuck in a quagmire because a despot tried to kill their daddy? Just Texas.

....Alright you win that round.

CLASSY.

Right!?

 

[McCheese]

....Alright you win that round.

Damn skippy.

Right!?

He's your friend.

 

[Iceshadow]

Damn skippy.

Grr, one of these days...

He's your friend.

I believe that he's since gotten rid of them.

 

[McCheese]

Grr, one of these days...

In your dreams.

I believe that he's since gotten rid of them.

Probably just put them up in the back of his pick-up truck. Right beneath the gun rack.

 

[thee great one]

I endorsed these off topic posts and the mocking of Hibiki.

 

[McCheese]

I endorsed these off topic posts and the mocking of Hibiki.

There was a topic?