Weird Dreams

I had a dream I help Kate escape from the US Marshall and that John Locke drove the get away car.
 
Last night I dreamed that Yotsuba (from the ever-so-wonderful manga) was destined save the world three times, then die the third time while killing Darkseid.

I think she cheated destiny by calling her cardboard robot buddy.

Also, I think the other two threats were Lavos from Chrono Trigger and Earth from something else I'm working on. Which is weird, because that's wildly out of character for her. Ah well.
 
I had some sweet dreaming-with-the-tv on last night, packed with Frasier and what seemed to be a very sexy episode of Cougar Town(which I don't even watch), but when I woke up briefly it turned out to be.... I don't know. Some sitcom, might've been According To Jim or something. Either way, the dream was better.
 
I had a dream last night where I was shot in the neck, I tried to go to a hospital but I didn't have insurance. There was no exit wound, little bleeding, and the hole already scabbed over but I was still very concerned that I had a bullet in my neck. I was going to ask my parents for advise but I decided that I'd rather not hear them go nuts over the fact that I was shot in the neck. Because that kind of parental freaking out is worse than a bullet in the neck.
 
I had a dream last night where I was shot in the neck, I tried to go to a hospital but I didn't have insurance. There was no exit wound, little bleeding, and the hole already scabbed over but I was still very concerned that I had a bullet in my neck. I was going to ask my parents for advise but I decided that I'd rather not hear them go nuts over the fact that I was shot in the neck. Because that kind of parental freaking out is worse than a bullet in the neck.

Only thing that would of made that dream epic would be a panda. close though.
 
I had a dream last night where I was shot in the neck, I tried to go to a hospital but I didn't have insurance. There was no exit wound, little bleeding, and the hole already scabbed over but I was still very concerned that I had a bullet in my neck. I was going to ask my parents for advise but I decided that I'd rather not hear them go nuts over the fact that I was shot in the neck. Because that kind of parental freaking out is worse than a bullet in the neck.
Fact.
 
Took a nap this afternoon and had one where I was at this birthday party for a friend, but I still counted as the "birthday boy" for some reason(my birthday was like 8 months ago), so I got to use my cellphone to rewind time to the beginning of the party whenever I wanted. This affected a lot of people involved, including some who'd left and gone downtown who didn't understand why they kept going back in time. Either way, it meant I got to do a lot of crazy stuff with no consequences because I would just jump back afterwards. At one point some people and I trapped Oprah Winfrey, who was huge, like seven feet tall, in this giant cardboard box that pinned her to the floor until she passed out. It was seen as being akin to trapping a giant beast for some reason.
 
Last night I had a long disjointed one with a lot of really cool stuff, and there was this one part where I was watching Frasier or something, but every time it went to commercial it would play this different movie about some girl who was trapped in this apartment where her mother would dismember people and try to stitch them back together in bizarre, horrifying ways, apparently trying to make some sort of Frankenstein-like creature or creatures. There was this severed arm with a face on the inside of the shoulder, done with 80s-era Kuato-type SFX, and the face would talk to her and try and tell her to escape, but every time she'd try to call 911 the phone would go dead within a second after picking it up. A few times she got through, but when she told them about all the horrible **** her mother was doing, they deemed her crazy and turned her back over into her mother's custody.

I tried muting the TV, but when I'd unmute it to watch Frasier, it would come back on eventually if I wasn't paying attention, and it would be really loud, and the whole thing was just terrifying. I eventually actually ran screaming from the room and woke everybody up, and later reluctantly came back into the room during the day while everyone was in there and smashed the glowing green cable box that was playing this channel with a hammer or an axe or something.

Later in the dream I was dating Uma Thurman(who I don't find that attractive in real life) and we impulsively decided to get a motel room on the main street near my house(which is completely filled with stores in real life), but the rooms all were connected with doors to each other and older, washed-up d-list actors kept wandering in. Nobody specific.

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You know how there are two supreme beings of good and evil, like God and Satan?

I dreamed there were these two other guys, who are more neutral and "Jack Sparrow" then anything else.

They were:

Sidewinder Hippo, who moves sidways with this wierd waddle.

and

Dog-Who-Won't-Stop-Knocking-At-The-Door, who is self-explanatory.
 
Last night I dreamed that enough of the people here liked Phineas and Ferb enough to have a thread for it, which was updated on a semi-regular basis.

I was a mite depressed when I woke up.
 
I had this dream where it started with me at a convention, then going back to my hotel finding it trashed and not being able to call anyone on my cellphone. Then suddenly, in no relation to the rest of the dream, it ends with hearing a gunshot and finding out a man killed a little boy.
 
I just had one where I was on a cruise with the main cast of Frasier(the actual characters, not the actors), which took place after the series so Niles and Daphne had kids. We were going along the coast of Seattle, which I watched for a long time. The Space Needle looked really cool and had a lot of moving parts in the neck of the tower for some reason.

I was wary of drinking any of the free cocktails as I thought they might be poisoned. Then Matt Murdock, played by the actor who plays Mitchell on Modern Family and dressed in a firefighter's gear, drank some of the foam off the top of a glass of coca-cola and rapidly went into anaphylactic shock. Frasier and I had to carry him down to the medical quarters of the ship a deck below where they had to inject him with four vials of some pink stuff as a remedy. It worked.

From here out I was sort of training to be a firefighter. I had to go from room to room checking out all the windows to make sure they could all be used to escape to one another. Eventually I crossed paths with some mafia guy who started chasing me with some kind of electric tweezers, but I, now wearing the Catwoman costume from HUSH, jumped out one of the windows, trailing my whip behind me as an extremely risky anchor. The guy tried grabbing onto the other end of the whip and swinging at me with it, but this just served to launch me back up from the counter-weight while he fell to his death, which I imagined and found terrifying. I then continued to go through firefighter's training, which as it turns out involved a lot of bo staff fighting on narrow ledges and moving cherry-pickers. Right in the middle of an intense match, I caught my reflection on the window of the building/cruise ship tower we were next to and saw I had huge masses of ectoplasm-like goo coming out of my nose. My opponent was pretty disgusted and I tried to explain it away as being something to do with overactive glands, which he understood because he was obese.
 
Had this dream last night where I was on this weird eerie farm or something of the sort...I don't know. It was just creepy.

There was this girl that asked if anyone brought their DS to class and I said I had mine. Before we could play, the farmer guy asked for some help. I went to the door, picked up $8 (no joke, it was a $5 and three singles) just standing up straight in front of the door. He said he needed something from a room. Next thing I remember, I'm walking through the creepiest attic ever with some kid. We have to find "Jennifer" and we did after standing in front of a wall and just thinking it to open or something like that. We walked into another room and Jennifer began screaming at us to leave.... except there was nobody in the room! We both ran the hell out and tried to leave, but the exit was gone and we just ended up running in circles before I woke up.

I think I need to stop leaving the TV on at night....
 

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