Weird Dreams

i had a dream that i was back in high school, sitting in the canteen eating my dinner while Bill Duke sat on a table lookin at everyone all shifty like and making some list. He then went to the bathroom so i sneaked over, looked at list only to find that he had made a list of pupils and one of the lists at the bottom was "Kids Who Make Trouble" and i was on that list along with someone else but i forget who that other person was :s
 
I recently had a dream where I saw Cary Elwes and Robin Wright(stars of The Princess Bride, for those of you generally depraved), both homeless and begging for money, standing on a street corner a few blocks from my house. I thought it was so sad, but I knew that if I took a picture, it would be such a powerful image and concept that I'd win a Pulitzer Prize.

Last night I dreamt that my best friend and I were back in 7th grade and our assignment was to make up our own rhyming clues for spaces in Jumanji that hadn't been landed on in the movie. We tried to think of as horriifc ones as possible, but I can't remember most of them or how they went. The main one though, ended with "make way for the king of snakes". When we submitted this, we could see it happening as if in the movie. They were in the attic, Robin Willaims reads the clue and shudders audibly, and then tells them to all go, just go anywhere else. As they leave the kids looked back and you can see the stacks of boxes in the attic move up and down in a wave like something gigantic is slithering underneath them.

Our idea for the last space before reaching "Jumanji" was some sort of 8-foot-tall jungle chieftain/demigod, covered in mud and leaves with a huge feathered head-dress, and with the power to command every animal that had previously come out of the game.

Now I want to watch the movie.
 
Two nights ago I dreamt that my extended family were over at my house one night and we were all going out for dinner to a local restaurant. Outside my house, we were looking into the southern sky and we could see the full moon, only it was ridiculously, cartoonishly big and sort of tinted blue.

We were remarking how cool this looking when I noticed that to the right of it, not too far away(although in space it would be millions of miles), was a huge Earth-like planet, about the same size as the exaggerated Moon. I think this was inspired by the Earthrise photo, but this planet was about fully lit. Nobody else seemed to notice at first. I asked "Wait, what's that planet? Is that Venus or Saturn or something? Why does it look so close?"(the Venus/Saturn part makes no sense, because it clearly had blue oceans and green contients and an atmosphere). Nobody knew but we were all excited at the prospect of some new Earth-like planet which looked close enough to travel to soon.

Suddenly, the object and the Moon started to move towards eachother, and then collided. One started to absorb the other one, but looking back I'm not sure which. Everybody started screaming. I asked what in God's name was going on and some Italian-looking guy who was apparently part of my family in this turns to me and says "Cloverfield!" as if he's insane and excited about this. I shouted "No!" at him. At the time, I was terrified that the World was about to end, like the possible 2012 apocalypse event had come early.

We ran all over the place to try and find answers or safety. Somehow after this, I think we all did end up going to dinner and the rest of the dream was a fairly straight forward but bizarre adventure involving my friend and I getting a job doing puppet shows at the local library and having to get around through a large amount of sleet and rain, because it was ****ing freezing and horrible out. In real life it's been borderline summer weather here all week.
 
I had a weird dream last night, I don't remember how it started, but it ended with Cubs outfielder Felix Pie making a phone call to J. Agamemnon on live TV.
 
Last night, I woke up in the year 2012. It was the worst 4 years of my life.
 
The other night, I had a dream about some people at a party at a restaurant. Then I was at the restaurant alone and I didn't have a ride home. I realized I was several states away from my house and for some reason I couldn't call anyone. I managed to hitchhike with some other people, but then we had to stop part of the way there and fight Davy Jones. He was laying siege to a house we were in (I think it might've morphed into a ship halfway through). At one point, there was this barrel of crabs in the house and we were cutting them open for some reason and there were weird things in their stomachs. Then we realized Jones had smuggled himself in by cutting himself up and feeding himself to them. I ran out of the room before he could put himself together, but I don't think I got away.
 
I had two fairly long, awesome dreams last night. One of them was touring Willy Wonka's factory. It was the Burton factory, but Wilder's Wonka. No complaints here. I guess I was Charlie, and the dream took place after all the other contestants had eliminated themselves. He showed me and my family a bunch of cool stuff. Towards the end as I was leaving for now, I had this globe that had one side badly dented. I asked Willy Wonka if he could fix it by filling it up with M&Ms until it was so full the dent popped out, and he reached in with his white-gloved hand and did so by shooting a flood of M&M's magically out of his fingertips. I ate a few handfuls and a bunch of other chocolate, which was delicious, and I was really excited that I was going to be inheriting the factory. I could also see my dad sitting in some sort of small TV room that was on top of my bedroom, as if I were looking at it from behind and above my house.

In the later part of the dream, I was in some sort of kid's version of the movie 16 Blocks. I was about 9, and instead of having to go 16 Blocks without getting killed, my friend had to get me across 16 sections of a school yard without getting beaten up or something. At every section we encountered a different group of people as obstacles.

The first one was a group of kids dressed in wife-beaters and jeans who were doing some form of martial arts. They kept doing these big spin-kicks inches away from my face, not connecting or anything, just to intimidate us. I asked them to stop several times and they wouldn't, so I tried to grab one of their legs during a kick. I'm a competent fighter but these guys were absolutely insane, doing the most unpredicatble moves. I still didn't seem to get hit, and eventually just sort of ducked out and ran away to the next "block", a filthy, vandalized schoolyard bathroom.

Inside, we ran into some high school-age guys dealing drugs. During this I think I was their age again. I talked my way out of that one by acting really smooth, but noticed one of them had a knife.

I think the next obstacle involved some sort of brutal hopscotch competition, and the one after that, monkey bars.

I don't remember what all the others were, but when we got to the end and retrieved the prized sand bucket we'd been trying to get to the whole time, it turned out that the schoolyard was round and it was literally feet away from where we had started. My friend said that he knew this all along, but he also knew that getting through that whole adventure would be good and toughen me up or something. It was pretty cool.
 
Here we go again.....

The dream started off with me going to Juneau Alaska with Sexynurse. We arrive at a house, and it's the middle of the night. We witness a few kids in the middle of the street. They keep climbing up telephone poles, and jumping off them into a trampoline. We drive up to a house, and go inside.

The house is full of hicks. The whole house is a mess, and I refuse to stay there longer than needed, we go back outside to find it's in the middle of the day now, and we ask the adults in the street for lodgings. They send us to a place.

We get there, and go around back to our room. I apologize for crashing their home ( which made no sense to me considering it was a Bed and Breakfast) and ask where we can get work. They tell us the town is one giant mall, so you can get work anywhere. Somehow, this reminds me of Doom's posts about Virginia, so I surmise he's somewhere in this town as well.

I go looking for an apartment, while Sexynurse goes looking for a job. I stumble across a reality, and ask them if there is any townhouses available. She says yes, and she takes me to one. Going inside, her little dog attacks the owners cat, and parrot. The parrot flies ot me for safety. I ask why we are in someone else's townhouse, the realtor responds that the townhouse belongs to someone who has died.

Getting the arrangements for the townhouse done, I leave, still with the parrot. I stop by with Sexynurse at a diner, and we have some breakfast. She informs me that she has gotten a job, and that I need to find one now. I tell her we got a townhouse, and give her the directions. We get up, and she leaves while I pay.

I give the cashier the money, and I see it's Doom. I go to talk to him, but he doesn't respond, he just gives me my change and walks off. I consider that weird.

The dream flashes farther into the day, and I eventually get back to the townhouse. I had spent all day looking for a job, but no one would hire me because I'm from Boston. I go to talk to Sexynurse, to find her vacantly staring at the TV, which isn't even on. I go to shake her, when the parrot, still on my shoulder, bites my ear. I scream at the parrot, then turn around to look at Sexynurse.

Her head falls off her shoulder.

Now I scream for real this time, and run into the hallway. Several townspeople are there, and they give me two options, either they let me lobotomize me, or they kill me.

I jumped out the hallway window, and woke up.
 
The other day something really ****ing weird happened to me. I had this weird dream where everyone in a cafeteria got simultaneously texted the message "l8r sk9rs!"

Yes, "l8r sk9rs." Skaniners. The really weird part was that I woke up right after that happened, and the idea was utterly terrifying to me. I actually put the covers over my head because for some ****ed-up reason, the thought of someone texting "l8r sk9rs" was the most horrible thing I could imagine.

Also, I keep dreaming about realizing I'm in the middle of eating meat and then feeling really bad about it.

...you're all going to make fun of me, aren't you.
 
TwilightEL said:
Also, I keep dreaming about realizing I'm in the middle of eating meat and then feeling really bad about it.
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I've had that dream once or twice. The thing with waking up and being nauseated by the horror of some random concept is also a shared experience.

Last night I had some interesting ones, mostly nightmares.

One involved a couple friends of mine and I going to the movies, but I can't remember what we saw. It might have been M. Night Shyamalan's The Happening, but either way the rest of this part of the dream revolved around that. I was terrified that everybody was going to start dying/committing suicide like in the trailers for that movie, and I think it actually started happening and I definitely heard reports of it. Somehow, I'm pretty sure this was at least partly triggered by TwilightEL on here saying I was secretly M.N.S. yesterday.

A later part of the dream had my family and a bunch of other people I knew going into the house attached to mine(I live in a semi-detached) which was actually this labyrinthine mansion with dozens of interlocking rooms. We got there by going through this system of wooden tunnels and catwalks suspended above their house from mine, which in the dream I'd been aware of my whole life and was excited that I finally got to go on them. I also ran into some other friends of mine and told them about the thing with The Happening, and they were so scared and disturbed by the thought of this that, even though they knew it was just a movie, one of the guys actually started to cry a bit.

Anyway, we all go into this house. Everybody knew what they were getting into and that the house was haunted, but wanted to do it anyway. The rest of that dream involved the people splitting up into various groups and going from room to room all night. The was a terrible lighting storm going on outside and although I remember the whole experience being very scary, I can't specifically remember any ghosts or scary events. It was a fairly long dream, though, and when I woke up I remember thinking I should definitely write a screenplay using the whole idea.

The last one had my family and I watching what I thought was Last Crusade at a movie theater, only it featured the characters and ages of Crystal Skull, plus Indy's dad was there. It was the beginning of the movie and the group was making their way through a complex temple of some kind looking for "Mozart's Million-Pound Diamond"(which, in the dream, didn't mean it weighed a million pounds, but was a million karats).

During the dream I briefly wondered when Mozart would've had the time, money and resources to build an elaborate, secret-passage-filled Egyptian temple in the middle of the Indian jungle(you read all that right) and put the largest known diamond in history there.
 
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