Weird Dreams

I had a dream that I was over at Doom's place... and he looked nothing like he does in the pictures here. We were eating at the table, I was playing with The Captain, when all of a sudden, not one, not two, but three of Doom's current/former girlfriends (Bacon-N-Eggs Betty being the current, obviously) show up at the door looking both cross and amused. I let them in and they ask me if I'm "one of those guys from that message board he's always posting on", and then I woke up.
 
I had this weird dream last night. But it was about a totally cool ideal for a Wolverine Video game. I only got to play one level before I woke up. This crime family was having a big meeting and my goal gut them all because those were my orders from Weapon X. So I use my claw to climb my way in. I sneek up on the guard. Grabbed him and snapped his neck. I then pick the lock with one of my claws.

Once inside I was in stelf mode I had to stay in the shadow. I make my way to where the meeting is and only killing when I have to. I eventully make it to just underneath the meeting room. I per around the corner and see about 20 guards. I notest one of the guards is coming my way. So I pop my claws and climb to the ceiling and wait for him to get close. I then throw something to distrack him and call the other guards. They all come and as soon as the last one passes me. I jump down and start gutting the lot of them. Those who don't die right away start shooting up a storm. But I still hack and slash. until all of them are dead. I have to wait a little bit so my healing facter grow back the chunck they shot out.

I then make my way to the meeting room and theres to guards left standing by the door. I quickly kill them and break my way into the room at the head of the table is a old man it's Yashida Shingen. All of a sudden a memory pops in of a girl. But I can't remember why she seemed so important to me. I pop my claws and Lord Shingen calls in his special guards as he called them. It was Ogun and the Silver Samurai. The crime family fled the room as we started fighting. And I was just about to defeat Ogun when I woke up.
 
I had a dream a couple nights ago where I got to have a long phonecall with Dustin Hoffman. I can't remember exactly how or why it happened, but we talked for like half an hour, about his movies and performances and stuff. Sounded just like him. That was awesome.
 
Here we go again...

This morning I dreamed that I was in the world of Nineteen Eighty-Four, but it was partially like I was Winston but still had the knowledge of what would happen througout the story, but mostly like I was still me and had an objective future in all this.

Book spoilers to follow.




There were few or no telescreens that I could see. A lot of people I knew from school and stuff were citizens here, but a bunch of strangers of all ages too. The whole thing took place in a series of connected warehouses, which were apparently attached to my high school, and had no floors, only water, like they were all over a river or lake. There were large, 50 x 50 ft concrete platforms suspended all over the place that you could walk on, metal shelves and huge metal shipping crates stacked all over the place, and windows against the far wall that lead to the next, slightly different warehouse.

The whole dream basically involved me and the people I knew doing extremely forbidden stuff whenever we could, and then members of The Inner Party showing up and giving us the 3rd degree, arresting students, I think they actually shot a few and dumped them off the platforms into the water below, and questioning others, like me, about our behaviour and what we thought of it. Having read the book gave me an advantage in terms of what the Inner Party members wanted to hear when they showed up, which let me get off after each of an increasingly forbidden series of crimes, starting with just constantly talking about how much the government sucked and how we could **** around without getting caught or escape all together.

I had a serious girlfriend in the dream, but I can't remember if it was Julia from the book or somebody else. She wasn't there for a lot of it but I was aware that she was doing illegal stuff elsewhere. One long sequence involved myself and a bunch of others trying to escape the place all together by climbing on top of the huge shipping containers and tipping them over, so they'd smash through the windowed wall and we could climb into the next warehouse and repeat the process. We did this for a while, knowing the enforcers would be pursuing us, when we reached some sort of big outdoor dock with cranes and ships and Proles working all over the place. We were going to try and either escape on one of the ships or blend in with the Proles for a while, but they Inner Party caught up with us and took us back.

I managed to convince them that we'd thought Eastasia was invading so we were trying to get to the docks and fight, but they took a few more people away. They were all back later on, though.

The next thing we did was simply having a small, informal dance between us Outer Party members on one of the warehouse platforms. It started out all right, although the concept probably would've gotten us in trouble anyway, but it quickly turned into one step short of an orgy. I was dancing with the actress who plays Tonks in the Harry Potter movies at the time. That is all.

Within a few minutes, Inner Party members show up and go nuts. I realized that I'd been aware this was a dream the whole time, and briefly tried to wake up, but it didn't work. We all started climbing up to higher platforms and crates but they shot several people and arrested some more. There's this couple I know from high school who have been together for years now, and they were both there. They were surrounded and the girl said something about not knowing what was going on and being just as shocked as the Party was, but the guy then turned to her with an evil grin and said "No, you were in on it the whole time", and rubbed the dye out of his hair, revealing it was black instead of brown. He'd been a member of the Thought Police all along, during their whole relationship. That was awful.

I then got questioned about what I thought of my actions. I said I didn't know what to think, because actions like that were impossible, because they went against the government, and therefore could not have happened. The officer said I was absolutely right and left me alone!

I then stepped behind a big metal shelf to keep a low profile for a while when I head someone call to me and say "R! E! A! D!". I realized he'd been saying this to me for a few minutes, even when I was being questioned by the Inner Party guy. I looked up, and it was a little old man with long white hair and a beard, perched on one of the shelves. He handed me a huge, beaten-up encyclopedia, but I knew it was secretly Goldstein's Book. I discretely put it in my bag and started to leave, when the old man called to some other Outer Party lady who'd been let off and tossed her a book too... only this one was a white paperback that just said "THE BOOK... by Goldstein" right on the cover in gold letters.

Some Inner Party members saw her and immeadiately chased her out of the warehouse. I followed. We were now in the hallways of my high school. She ran around a corner but they missed this and ran into some small room. Another guy and me walked up, put a chair against the door, and left. They started banging on the door and yelling in comic fashion. "That oughta mix things up for a while" I said.

Then I woke up.

Definitely one of the most grounded and linear dreams I've ever had.
 
what the hell do you smoke? no non-drug using person has these dreams this often. I want what you smoke. gimme. and DiB too.
 
Planet-man said:
I had a brief encounter with Sleep Paralysis for the first time I can remember last night.

I went to bed really early for me last night, at a bit past 11pm. I only intended to take a brief nap so I left my lights on, but pulled my covers over my head and slept on my back(I usually sleep on my front).

Anyway, what turned out to be around an hour later I woke up, blankets still over my head, and realized that I couldn't move. It was so weird. I could still feel my whole body and imagine what moving is like, but I couldn't seem to send the actual signals to do it. My mom and sister were still up and I could hear one of them in the bathroom or hall outside my room, clanking a spoon around in a glass. I tried to yell for help but found my yeller to be in the same state as my mover. I had already realized that this must be Sleep Paralysis, thanks to reading about it in this thread, but it wasn't until now when the part about having hallucinations surfaced in my mind with a thought of "Oh ****". Within seconds of remembering this, it suddenly appeared and felt like the covers were being pushed in on me, as if someone were pushing down on them from the outside. "It's just an illusion, Parker. It's just an illusion." I insisted upon myself while focusing with as much mind power as I could on closing one of my hands. It felt like it was working, my hand feeling to me like it was slowly seizing up, and suddenly my brain kicked into gear and I remembered the actual feeling of moving your body. I sat bolt upright, the covers flying off and revealing that indeed, nothing was hovering above them.

I can tell you right now, if I hadn't read about this type of thing earlier in the thread, mainly the part about the hallucinations, and known exactly what was going on, what was causing it and what to expect, this would've easily been one of the scariest experiences of my life. Many thanks, guys. That's one more reason to recommend UC.
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So I posted a slightly edited version of this as a note on Facebook shortly after I posted it here, and as a joke, one of my friends added it to the sleep paralysis artice on Wikipedia and cited it and everything. It has since been removed, but as the same friend pointed out to me today, two separate bloggers I've never heard of or interacted with referred to it and me in their blogs before it was removed from Wiki.

What a wacky world we live in.

Also, I included the phrase "knowing is half the battle" in the Facebook version, and the first blogger appears to have missed the joke.
 
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I had a dream the other night where I knew I was dreaming, but I forgot what is was about.

All I remember is that it involved video games.
 
Planet-man said:
So I posted a slightly edited version of this as a note on Facebook shortly after I posted it here, and as a joke, one of my friends added it to the sleep paralysis artice on Wikipedia and cited it and everything. It has since been removed, but as the same friend pointed out to me today, two separate bloggers I've never heard of or interacted with referred to it and me in their blogs before it was removed from Wiki.

What a wacky world we live in.

Also, I included the phrase "knowing is half the battle" in the Facebook version, and the first blogger appears to have missed the joke.
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Ha.

And I believe I was the one who first brought up and explained sleep paralysis so...I'm expecting a check in the mail.
 
I had a dream the other night where I beat up Howie Mandel and then made him shake my hand. Except it was really tough because Howie Mandel was a master of crane-style.
 
I had two dreams last night, but the most notable one was the one I had before I woke up. And it had Joe Kalicki in it.


Joe Kalicki and I were at this party that had some of my co-workers. For whatever reason that I now cannot remember, they got up to toast about having relationships. Joe Kalicki and I didn't get up, but instead put our heads down in shame and toyed with our foods.
 
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moonmaster said:
If only I could find that time I posted E's accidental text message to Ice...

(*stupid ineffectual search thing*)
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2 for 2 tonight. 8)


moonmaster said:
"SO HOT 4 U"

I CANT WAIT FOR TONITE BABY. ROMANTIC DINNER,
A LITTLE WINE, AND THEN IM GOING TO **** YOU
LIKE AN ANIMAL. DO ME A FAVOR AND MAKE SURE
THAT THE SWING IS HOOKED UP RIGHT OKAY? I
WANT TO FREAK YOU SO BAD.

- E





RE: "SO HOT 4 U"


OKAY.


- ICE
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Okay. I spent all day debating on whether or not to post this, but I figured what the hell, I'll post it anyways.

It begins with no sight of me what so ever. I'm getting views of this from different angles, like a movie. It's taking place in a function hall, a big one, and people I recognize are walking in. Kids that I knew when I was a kid, Family - even distant relations, people from where I went to college, work friends, alot of you guys were in it, and some I don't recognize myself, but in the dream I knew them (not many. that's the important part). Some of them were even comic book creators.

They all sit down in the function hall and no one seems happy about it. Everyone is sad. The atmosphere is quiet. I see Sexynurse get up to say something, then it hits me in the face, it's my funeral. She says that I was never a normal type of person, and I had the baility to make anyone laugh. And since I wasn't normal, and I didn't want this to be a downer, I had made a video to talk to everyone.

Then, from the ceiling, a screen comes down, and a vid pops up. It's me, talking about everyone in my life. Evidently, I had known I was going to die, because I had some sort of long term illness I knew I wasn't going to make it back from, and basically I begin to roast the audience. I even end up roasting Warren Ellis, who was there for some odd reason. He starts talking back ot me like I'm actually talking to him, and in the video I state that he's doing that and tell him to shut up it's my time to talk. So I go through, roast everyone (I tell Mooney he should have come wearing a mask so everyone would still not know what he looks like cause the mystery is gone. I tell Bass to hurry up and pull a Jesus and resurrect me already, and if he couldn't do that, turn some of the water I bought into wine for everyone. I tell someone to hand Doom a hankie, because he's crying all over the place). So the video ends with a clip show that starts off with a Random Flash announcing what this part of the video is. The song that plays in the background is Happy Ending by Mika. It basically tells the story of my life.

That ends, people are sniffling and crying, when Lollipop by Mika comes on and I state I didn't want everyone to be sad. This clip show is full of people from the audience lip syncing the song. Warren Ellis is in this one, and he's holding a notebook that says on the title page Outline for Blairwood 2. This one ends, and Sexynurse gets up to pick up the urn that I'm in. She explains my wish was to be cremated, and the ashes thrown into the wind over the ocean (Which in real life isn't. I want to be buried, not in a casket, under a newly planted tree, but hey). She walks outside, everyone follows her, and she throws the ashes into the wind. The camera (because don't forget, this is still a movie to me) pans to show the crowd.

I'm in it.

Not that obvious, I'm standing in the back of crowd, with a smirk. I turn around, and walk away. The camera follows me. I turn around the corner, and the person standing there is shockingly familiar to me. To those reading my story Blairwood, but it's a character from it, Stephen Russell. He's leaning against the wall, smoking a cigarette, and nods as I approach.

"Was it worth it?" he said.

A blueish portal opens up. I smile.

"We'll see." I say as we both walk into the portal.

The end.

What. The. ****.
 
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