Ultimate Central: The Fanfic - Volume 8

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6 Months Ago, Pennsylvania


At city mall in the food court, a group of girls are sitting around gossiping or talking about boys or… make up or something…

Okay I have no idea what girls do in their spare time, what they talk about or just anything about them. I even hang out with a bunch of girls for a whole week and I still have no idea. They are and will always be a mystery to me, I will never learn to play the piano and I will never understand the female types. I am clueless as what to write. So instead you'll be treated to the stereotypical "high school girl" conversation. It won't last that long, it's just a place to start; maybe there will be a humorous joke or two.

So, mall, food, court, table, improper grammar, and use of the word "like", here we go.

Blonde: Oh. My. Gawd. Did you see what Becky was wearing the other night?
Brunette: I know, its like "Hello, green does not go with yellow".
Red Head: Oh did you see that one stupid show that revolves around teenagers with bad dialogue and plots that are completely unrealistic, or extremely improbable to happen to the same small group of people?
Brunette: Oh yeah, Scandinavianville? I can't believe with what Jane did to Donald, It was soooo scandalous.

God I can't take much more of this.

Blonde: Do you think he'll like, ever forgive her?
Red Head: I just hope she get back with that quarterback, Jake.
Blonde: Oh did you see that reality show about a bunch of people living together and have stupid drama.

Okay enough of this. In the group of fast-idiotic girls talking girls there is one who is starring into space clearly bored.

Red Head: He Twilight, what's the matter, girl?
TwilightEl: … huh? Nothing.

TwilightEl never really enjoyed hanging out with these broadly drawn, blatantly clichéd girls. The truth is that she has been feeling really bored and unfulfilled, like there's something she was meant to do; something higher than talking about shallow crap all day. Then suddenly, she felt different.

Brunette: Oh my gawd! Like, what's that on your arm?!

TwilightEl quickly looks down and sees this brown substance on her arm. TwilightEl hectically tries to wipe it off, but it wouldn't come off, in fact it was spreading. She quickly runs to the bathroom and tries to wash it off than in a split second it covered her body. She looks into the mirror, her skin turned brown and almost looked like it was moving, her eyes were gold and strange geometric shapes glowed all over her body.

Blonde: Oh my gawd… what are you going to do for the dance on Saturday?
TwilightEl: … I hate you.


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Written By: Random
Cover By: Random


Emerging from the Ashes of the Emperor's victory over the Avatars, heroes came together, bonding through various hardships. Now, they are faced with the challenge of overthrowing an empire

~ NURHACHI & DR.STRANGEFATE PRESENT ~
ULTIMATE CENTRAL
THE FANFIC

The Hidden: Twilight's Dawn

Volume 8, Issue 60, By Random


The Project:
Ultimate Bigby – The power of weak nuclear forces is his to command, he is the leader of this new team
Rene - The Green-skinned- goblin-complexion, fire-ball throwing, computer genius
Ultimate Houde – a former loner, this samurai has fought demons in his mind and emerged victorious. He commands fire with the help of his blades, and can slice reality to form portals.
Skotti – She can form pink energy spears, and teleport short distances rapidly.
UltimateDJF – a green monster with the heart (and mind) of a child
Baxter – a human who can turn into a giant.
Moonmaster – an ace journalist who is a werewolf on the side
Watcher – He can extend his senses to wherever he wants, and with the help of Doc Computer, he can traverse the entire globe within minutes
Iceman – happy go lucky controller of temperatures
Hawkeye101 – a master marksman, with super vision,
Widdle_Wade – a former bad guy who now, finally, is the hero he always wanted to be.

The Hidden:
Random - Flight and super strength, also a *****in' sword.
MaxwellSmart - A fedora-wearing all time super sleuth.
TwilightEl - Control over the forces of light
Unknown – I'll give you a hint, it's not Ice?

The Big 7
Mr. Eisner - Media expert, has ties in almost every single media in the world, he is bald.
Mr. Miller - An arms dealer who also over sees development of new weapons and technology.



Present Day, Pennsylvania

In a barn outside of a nowhere small town, that is located in the middle of nowhere. Our infamous Unknown character sits and waits. He is a patient individual, you need to be to fight a war like this. Where every step needs to be carefully considered, every aspect must be taken care of before the strike. The ground trembles a little, this doesn't faze the Unknown because it only means the first of his two guests is arriving.

Suddenly a circle with a strange design appears on the ground and TwilightEl rises from it. The trembling stops and Twilight's body returns to a normal appearance.

Unknown: You're on time, that's unusual.
TwilightEl: I was just sitting around all day, so where's the Superman wannabe?

Suddenly a figure moving fast flies through a hole in the ceiling, immediately landing. It was Random, wearing a red coat, because his red coat is awesome, awesome to the max, max meaning maximum…. I'll stop now.

Unknown: And you're the last one here, that's unusual.
Random: I was in the middle of something.
Unknown: Hm, Well anyway I have a mission for you two. I had Wade stake of the Doc Comic mansion to see if the secret society contacted The Project again.
TwilightEl: The Project?
Random: New Avatars.
TwilightEl: Ah.
Unknown: *Opens a folder and holds a picture* Moving on, we got a face and a name of another member of The Big 7.

Random's head snaps up and he quickly takes the photograph. He looks at the man in the picture and an expression of disappointment appears on his face. It's not the one he's looking for. Twilight felt out of the loop during an awkward silence.

TwilightEl: So ah, what do you want us to do, follow this guy?
Unknown: That would be difficult, he's in the hospital. Apparently he was attacked and I don't believe in coincidences. I want you to go to Metropolis's hospital, you priority is to find out what happened and their intentions with the Project.
Random: Right, let's go.

Random takes off but Twilight creates a longer arm around her own grabbing Random's awesome coat and slamming him back down to the ground.

Random: What was that for!
TwilightEl: You remember this guy has a teleporter right?
Random: … yes…


Doc Comic Mansion

At the home base of The Project, there is a heated discussion about their course of actions.

Widdle_Wade: So what the hell are we waiting for? Lets get there weapons and kick the Emperor's ***.
Rene: So we trade one dictator for another?
Widdle_Wade: These guys were already in charged for hundreds of years, why not?
Iceman: Well what about this Random guy? He said these Illuminati are bad news.
Widdle_Wade: Oh are we supposed to trust a guy who says he's been around for a while but never heard of?
Baxter: You prefer trusting an organization who claims to run the world and operate in secret and scheming.
Widdle_Wade: Yeah… well you're… ugly.
Skotti: Listen, I would not trust anyone who deals in secret and runs governments. I've had enough trouble with secret government organizations.
Bigby: Well I don't see any other way we could do it without them. On E-day everyone were so overwhelmed and preoccupied by the Red Star's army and now considering there seems to be a counter part to everyone of use we just don't have the power to fight them all. We need allies.
Rene: But we can't trust them.
Bigby: I'm not saying that we do, just keep them at arms length and use their resources. And be ready for what comes after we defeat the Emperor. Watcher, any news on this Eisner guy?
Watcher: Well it seems his been placed in the hospital.
Bigby: What?
Watcher: Yeah apparently he was attacked last night and was beat up pretty badly.
Baxter: By whom?
Watcher: I don't know but he's at the Metropolis Hospital.
Bigby: Call Moonmaster, err, Tasty Q Rockafella.



Cosmopolis

At the Daily Celestial Sphere a Pulitzer Prize winner journalist is busy typing away on his type writer, even though everyone else has a computer.

Chief: Rockafella! When's that front page article for the evening edition.
Moonmaster: Just spell checking now, Chief.
Chief: Well hurry up, and great Roman Emperor's spirit shave that beard!
Moonmaster: Yes Chief, right away, Chief.

The phone rings.

Moonmaster: Rockafella.
Bigby: Yes Mr. Rockafella I have a scoop for you.
Moonmaster: Oh?
Bigby: It seems the esteem media mogul, Mr. Eisner has been assaulted.
Moonmaster: Is that so?
Bigby: If you want the story I can provide transport to Metropolis and photographer.
Moonmaster: I'll take the case! Err, Story.


1 Hour Later, Metropolis

Three figures appear through a portal in the ally across the street from the hospital.

Moonmaster: *Adjusting fake glasses* Okay Iceman you're with me, just keep that camera in front of your face on the off chance someone recognizes you. And Houde stay here, scarred sword wielding samurais tend to stand out.

Moony and Iceman walk into the Hospital as Houde stays in the shadows. While just above him on the roof a portal opens with Random and TwilightEl stepping through.

Random: Okay, you go in and find out what you can, if there's any trouble just give the signal and I'll bust in, got it?
TwilightEl: Yes sir, Sub-commander sir!
Random: No need to be sarcastic.
TwilightEl: Whatever, I'm out.

TwilightEl's body dissipates into a cloud of what appears to be dust and flies in to the building. Random stands on the rooftop, looking around he spots someone familiar.

In the hospital Moonmaster and Iceman struts up to the counter.

Moonmaster: Hey there darlin' the name's Tasty Q. Rockafella of the Daily Celestial Sphere, I'm here to do a story on Mr. Eisner's Assault.
Nurse: Um well…

A man who has grey hairs along the side of his head, putting what looks to be a palm pilot, interrupts the conversation, as TwilightEl hovers above them.

Mr. Miller: I'm sorry if Mr. Eisner wants to give an interview he'll do it with one of the 12 media outlets that he owns.
Moonmaster: The unbiased press has the right to know.
Mr. Miller: Would you really hassle an old man who has just been brutally assaulted? Now if you ever want to get the info you and you group of friends can just wait for us to tell you.

Moonmaster realizing this guy knows about them, rethinking their plan he backs off.

Moonmaster: Come on Iceman, we're going to have to be sneaky.
Iceman: I love being sneaky.

Mr. Miller turns back to the counter.

Mr. Miller: I'm a friend of Mr. Eisner and I would like to speak with him, what room is he in?
Nurse: Room 261.
Mr. Miller: Thank you dear.

TwilightEl quickly moves to the second floor, which is being guarded by tons of body guard, luckily she can sneak past them easily.


6 Months Ago, Pennsylvania

TwilightEL was hovering round the sky, these powers were amazing! She found she can do many things. She can create limbs that can grow in size from thought. She even had a small amount of telekinetic abilities. The coolest experience was turning her body into a cloud of dust. Suddenly things felt right, she felt she was part of something important, when out of nowhere.

AHHHHH!

TwilightEL instinctively goes to investigate where she find her blonde friend being held hostage by to men at gun point.

Thug 1: Hello girly, my boss would find and interest in you powers.
Thug 2: Yeah buddy hehehe.

Thug 2 was pretty much a stupid hick.

Thug 1: So your going to do what we say or else your friend is dead.

TwilightEL froze; she didn't know what to do, when at that moment both thugs were blasted by some kind of force. And a man holding a strange device walks to the blonde.

Unknown: Your safe, now get home, TwilightEL and I have something to discuss.
TwilightEL: Who are you?
Unknown: A friend, these men are part of an organization that I am dedicated to fighting. I came here looking for another partner in this fight. So are you in?


Present Day, Metropolis


In the ally Across from the hospital, Random lands behind Houde startling him. He immediately takes out his sword.

Random: Hold on, I just want to talk.
Houde: Right, about how you attacked that Eisner fellow.
Random: What gives you that idea?
Houde: Oh I guess its because the day he talks to us in person he gets attacked, and who more likely would than the man whose dedicated to bringing his organization down?
Random: Listen that's not the way we do it.
Houde: Oh?
Random: This organization is- is like a hydra, cut off one head two more takes it's place. Attacking Eisner would do nothing. To take out such a secret organization you have to do one thing, take away the secret. What we are trying to do is get enough evidence and expose them to the world. They work through manipulations, take away their cover and they can't get away with it.
Houde: How can we believe you or them? Your both your groups are full of secrets.

Random takes a pause to consider this.

Random: Give me a day or two, and you'll have your answer.

Random takes off and flies away, circling around back to his rooftop.


Metropolis Hospital

TwilightEl follows Mr. Miller to Rom 261 as Moony and Iceman just get off the elevator.

Guard: Where are you going?
Moonmaster: Why to see Granny Rockafella in 262, she had an awful fall.
Guard: Hm…. Move along.

Moonmaster and Iceman man quickly gets into the room, which is empty some guard, and Moony slightly transforms and uses his super hearing to the vents. Mr. Miller walks into the room followed by TwilightEl who stays in the corner. Mr. Miller's palm pilot starts beeping, after a second he turns it off.

Mr. Miller: So now, what has happen to the great media king?
Mr. Eisner: You enjoy seeing me like this?
Mr. Miller: Little bit. So what happened?
Mr. Eisner: I had a visit from one of the Emperor's stooges.
Mr. Miller: What!?
Mr. Eisner: He knows about us, and wants us to work under him, sent a thug to cripple my legs.
Mr. Miller: This is serious. I'm going to arrange everybody, including yourself to go to level omega hiding. And I'll seal the deal with The UC alliance.

Mr. Miller walks out the room followed by TwilightEl. Having heard all they need to know, Moonmaster and Iceman sneaks out of the hospital. Miller goes into an empty room and stops. He takes out the palm pilot.

Mr. Miller: You se this, it's a new device I had made; it tells me when a super powered individual comes close to me. Now I'm pretty sure you're not a spy from the Emperor nor member of the Project. So I'm guessing your with that Random character. If that is so I want you to arrange a meeting. Me and him, I will have a security detail but nothing I'm sure he couldn't handle. I'll be in Philadelphia tomorrow at an empty building at the corner of 12th and Race Street at midnight. I wish to discuss an alliance against the Emperor.


6 Months Ago, Pennsylvania

Thug 1: Thanks for the job, I won't even count the money to see if its all there.
Thug 2: We did good huh boss?
Unknown: Yes, you did very good.
 
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Dun, dun, DUUUNNN!

I'm lovin' the mystery here.

Also, I can't help but laugh every time I read "Tasty Q Rockafella":lol:
 
The Hidden will meet with their sworn enemies.

What will be discussed?

What will their choice be?

Who is going to crash this little party?

Will there be cake?

Also follow the life of comedic errors of a man who proves that it ain't easy...



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Note: issue will premiere on Friday
 
3 Months Ago, Chicago

It's a windy day in the windy city… I guess that makes sense. On the street a small group of friends walk together joking around.

Dude 1: Oh man that movie was unbelievably awesome!
Dude 2: Yeah like the part where the jumps off the train onto the semi, with that hovering jets. Oh man that was so awesome.
Dude 3: Are you kidding? It was completely unrealistic and totally out of the style of the previous ones.
Dude 2: No it wasn't, it continued the 20 year old series by bringing it to the new millennium.
Dude 3: It's just another bastardization of a once great series made to be "extreme" I mean really, It's Hollywood sucking out the essence of everything that was once great about films, throwing away and sense of pride or dignity.
Dude 1: You know what I think?
Dude 3: What?
Dude 1: *farts*
Dude 3: … very mature.
Dude 2: Yo Cheesy, you've been uncharacteristically quiet.
McCheese: Huh? Oh, I was just thinking about the ubermensch, where he was running up the wall all crazy and uber-like.

McCheese tries to run against the wall of the ally not realizing that he only had a foot before the corner and kick a guy leaning against the building in the face. I mean right in the face.

Thug 1: OOwww!
Thug 2: Yo man, that fool just kicked you in the face!
Thug 3: Oh hell no you gonna get you're *** handed to you now!
Thug 1: Damn straight, no one messes with Grimm's Reapers and gets away with it!
Thug 2: After him!

McCheese: … crap.

McCheese takes off down the ally with the gang of thugs chasing after him, his friends makes no movement to help.


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Written By: Random
Cover By: Random


Emerging from the Ashes of the Emperor's victory over the Avatars, heroes came together, bonding through various hardships. Now, they are faced with the challenge of overthrowing an empire

~ NURHACHI & DR.STRANGEFATE PRESENT ~
ULTIMATE CENTRAL
THE FANFIC

The Hidden: Being Cheesy

Volume 8, Issue 61, By Random


The Project:
Ultimate Bigby – The power of weak nuclear forces is his to command, he is the leader of this new team
Rene - The Green-skinned- goblin-complexion, fire-ball throwing, computer genius.
Ultimate Houde – a former loner, this samurai has fought demons in his mind and emerged victorious. He commands fire with the help of his blades, and can slice reality to form portals.
Skotti – She can form pink energy spears, and teleport short distances rapidly.
UltimateDJF – a green monster with the heart (and mind) of a child
Baxter – a human who can turn into a giant.
Moonmaster – an ace journalist who is a werewolf on the side
Watcher – He can extend his senses to wherever he wants, and with the help of Doc Computer, he can traverse the entire globe within minutes
Iceman – happy go lucky controller of temperatures
Hawkeye101 – a master marksman, with super vision,
Widdle_Wade – a former bad guy who now, finally, is the hero he always wanted to be.

The Hidden:
Random - Flight and super strength, also a *****in' sword.
MaxwellSmart - A fedora-wearing all time super sleuth.
Wade_Wilson - The fugitive on the run, has the ability to manipulate his energy to make his fists as hard as iron.
TwilightEl - She has the ability to manipulate and control over the forces of light.
McCheese – The new guy that can't catch a break.
Unknown – Ahhhhh… look a puppy!

The Big 7
Mr. Miller - An arms dealer who also over sees development of new weapons and technology.


Present Day, Philadelphia

In an empty building he waits again, it's been a while since he called a meeting with everyone, but the message that Twilight delivered the other day called for it. The clocked turned to 11:30 PM and the Unknown character presses a button that opens several portals, and several individuals walked through them, MaxwellSmart, TwilightEl, Random, McCheese, and finally Wade_Wilson, who tripped over his feet and landed face first… sucks to be Wade.

MaxwellSmart: Well, well look at this, a happy little reunion, when was the last time we were all together?
TwilightEl: Not since that thing in Europe.
McCheese: Oh man that was fun.
Wade_Wilson: Shut up, what is this all about? I was really looking forward to sleeping tonight.
Unknown: Yesterday Twilight received a message from the Big 7, apparently they wish to discuss a truce.
MaxwellSmart: Seriously?
Unknown: Yes, it seems this Emperor has made a target out of them, either they serve under him or he'll annihilate them.
Wade_Wilson: So? Let him kills the slimy bastards, save us the trouble.
McCheese: Good point.
TwilightEl: But they are offering their army and supplies to Project, with that we might be able to take out the Emperor.
McCheese: Good point.
Wade_Wilson: So what? The Emperor hasn't done ****, basically he sits on his throne, and he hasn't tried to rearrange the world or anything, let him pretend to be the boss.
McCheese: Good point.
TwilightEl: But he can enslave us all if he wants.
McCheese: Good-ow!

MaxwellSmart slaps McCheese upside the head.

MaxwellSmart: Listen I'd rather not fight super villains but the Emperor is just as bad as the society, the difference is he rules the world in the open.
Wade_Wilson: But Boss here told us we didn't have to fight super powered freaks.
Unknown: I did say never to get involved and I still stand by it, no we are only going to this meeting to gain Intel.
TwilightEl: You mean we're not going to do anything about the Emperor?
Unknown: No, as I said hundreds of times getting involved with Ultimate Central will only jeopardize the mission. Now Maxwell, tell me everything you can about this Miller.
MaxwellSmart: *sigh* Well he's got connections to weapons development both government and independent companies. And I found a bunch of rumors connecting him to arms dealing.
Unknown: Okay, I'm going to have Random meet face to face with him, I want the rest of you positioned on rooftops in case things go sour.


3 Months Ago, Chicago

For the last ten minutes McCheese has been on the run, being chased down by a gang. They had just ran through a market, knocking over many fruit stances, running through a large glass being carried back and forth, and also a stand of clichés. McCheese starts climbing up a fire escape and into an apartment interrupting a dinner stepping on a plate of spaghetti before running out the door.

Mob guy: Oooooh, that dirty rat. He chose the wrong meatball diner to disrupt.
Mob dude: What are we gonna do boss?
Mob guy: Get your guns boys, we're going to show this ruffian that no one messes with the Dons.

One of the men stands up on the table firing his gun.

Mob weirdo: Yee Haw, lets light this candle!!!

There was a moment of awkward silence before the mob guy shoots the weirdo dead.

Mob guy: Now after him, and call the Big Boss.


Present Day, Philadelphia

At 11:50 PM, five blocks away from the meeting point on a rooftop, the Hidden members, minus the Unknown, stand going over there game plan.

Random: Okay, Max I want you on the roof of the convention center, Twi, go to the top of that parking garage, McCheese, on the roof of the red building, And Wade on top of the diner.
Wade_Wilson: Oh come on, I'm starving and you want me on top of the diner?
Random: If you want you could break and steal something from their fridge.
Wade_Wilson: Really?
Random: No, now stop complaining.
MaxwellSmart: Okay so how are we going to communicate, they're surely going to be scanning every type of transmission possible?
McCheese: Ahh, finally my chance to shine.

McCheese takes out five pairs of ear pieces that originally connect to cell phones to work.

TwilightEl: How is this going to help, they still produce radio waves or what ever?
McCheese: Ah, but these are broken.
Wade_Wilson: Heh, you are stupid.
McCheese: Can someone stupid make a set of communicators that are completely undetectable? I think not. I've harmonized each object in tune to the same frequency, so they are able to pick up and transmit any sound with in a certain radius and should last a few hours.
MaxwellSmart: You sir, are a genius.
McCheese: Ain't it the truth? I've also rigged Random's so we would hear the conversation.
Random: Excellent, okay everybody get to your positions.

Each member leaves, Wade groaning considerably, except for Maxwell.

MaxwellSmart: You were a little quiet during that whole debate.
Random: You know me, always the quiet one.
MaxwellSmart: Not about things like this, I was looking forward to your opinion.
Random: About what?
MaxwellSmart: Don't be coy, I know you, none of us have the same kind of score to settle with the society, but you're never one to stay out of a fight and let someone else go up against the bad guy alone.

Random remains silent for a moment.

Random: You know which side I'm on.
MaxwellSmart: Yep, and I'm with you either way, but what about the others?
Random: That's why I asked for that second file. You should get to your post, it's almost time.
MaxwellSmart: Yeah, yeah.


3 Months Ago, Chicago

Well this has been one sucking day for McCheese, Not only has he been chased around the entire city, but he has also managed to piss off two of the biggest gangs of Chicago. For five hours he's been running, and has found him self on the Dearborn Street drawbridge late at night. He figures once he crosses he could lose them, but his way is blocked by, the E-Birds.

E-Bird: Where's our money Lebowski?
McCheese: For the last time, I'm not Lebowski!
E-Bird: We don't care, we still want our money.

So now McCheese was surrounded by the three biggest and baddest gangs. They completely cut off all exits around him. There's no way out, they are all standing there still, when one member of each gang steps forward. They were the bosses.

Early Bird of the E-Birds
MacDonald of The Dons
And finally the horrible, Grimace of Grimm's Reapers.

Grimace: So McCheese, you thought you could run, after stealing our money, ruining our dinners, and disrespecting my subordinates? No.

All three leaders point their guns.

Grimace: Vaya con Dios, Senior McCheese.
McCheese: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, I'd did mean any trouble this was all just a series of me screwing up, after all I am the original Antidisestablishmentarianist-

Suddenly a force pushed everyone back, a loud an annoying sound ring in everyone's ears, the bridge begins to sway as the word "Antidisestablishmentarianist" repeatedly echoes out. All the glass within 100 feet shatters. The bridge begins to crumble, all three gangs run off. The floor breaks apart underneath McCheese; he hangs on the edge for dear life but eventually falls. But he doesn't hit the water; instead he lands in a boat.

Unknown: Hmm, power of sound, I could find that useful.


Present Day, Philadelphia

11:59 PM, Random flies towards the empty building while his teammates stay at their positions. McCheese places his hands on the floor.

McCheese: Whoa, I'm picking up vibrations all around, a bunch of people standing around here.
TwilightEl: What are they saying?
McCheese: Let's see, something about striking at the signal.
TwilightEl: Hmm, Miller did say he would have protection, what do you think Maxwell?
MaxwellSmart: Not a problem you guys can probably take them out.
Wade_Wilson: Whatever, I'm gonna take a nap.
TwilightEl: You suck Wade, everybody be ready, and Max stop starring at my ***.
MaxwellSmart: *holding binoculars* How does she always know?

Inside the building Mr. Miller stands alone. The place is well lit and under construction, there are tools and rubble littering the place. Flying through the window is Random

Mr. Miller: Ah Random, a minute early.

Random lands on the ground he folds his arms, and gives that serious stare. You know that stare, the one where it's like "Say whatever you have right now, cause I have no problem beating the crap out of you", yeah, that stare.

Mr. Miller: You look disappointed.
Random: I was kind of hoping for someone else.
Mr. Miller: I'm sure you were. Well let's get right down to the heart of it. The Emperor is threatening our existence and we want to, how should I put it? Team up with The Project.
Random: What, world not big enough to rule alone?
Mr. Miller: Listen this isn't like the time that psycho Nigma took over. This is permanent unless someone acts now.
Random: And what's to keep you from turning on them?
Mr. Miller: Please, if we want Ultimate Central we would have taken it.
Random: What do you know about it that we don't?
Mr. Miller: Tons but nothing we want direct part in.
Random: What's there that you're afraid of?
Mr. Miller: I didn't come here to discuss that. Now Mr. Random, you're the hero so why don't you play one and defend this world you want to protect from the real evil.
Random: Wise man once said, you should never choose between two evils, only good. And I know the stuff you and your organization has done, we can debate all night whether or not you're the lesser evil.

Mr. Miller pauses and walks around Random.

Mr. Miller: This is more than a power struggle; this is Earth fighting off alien oppressors. We bring order to this world because we care about it.
Random: That is a bunch of bull. If you cared about this world you would have taught it to stand on its own. How do you think it was so easy for the Emperor to take control? People should not be ruled by the self proclaimed elite. You're the ones who bribe, steal and murder to get this world to bend over for you. I know exactly what you are so don't try and put on a show.

A grim face is shown by Mr. Miller.

Mr. Miller: Very well then. This is a power struggle, we want to keep the old world order, The Project wants revenge on the Emperor, and you want the world free. This would only be a temporary truce. You know project: Catalyst. In a last resort we can create hundreds of him, we hold influence over a good majority of the world's military, and have the most advance technology on Earth. With that we have a chance at retaking the world. Afterwards we go back to our song and dance. And before you respond remember your little group barely makes a blip on our radars. We don't care about you and we certainly don't care about The Project. We only need you because we don't want to be the public faces of the liberation.

Random stands still, considering all that's been said, is it right to work with this sadistic group? Would the world be better is the Emperor just took them out? Can The Project take out the Emperor on his own? There was a few moment of silence when suddenly-

KABOOM!

A whole section of wall exploded, knocking back both Random and Mr. Miller. Pieces of the ceiling crumble, nothing can be seen in the dust. Random stand up ready for anything as the dust settles.

Man: Well, well, what do we have here?

In the dust a figure approaches, he wears black and red clothing, has long dirty hair and a scar over his left eye.

Man: Sorry to crash your party, but I wanted to make sure you received my master's message, and who is this?

Random prepares himself to fight.

Man: Might as well quit now, cause nothing can beat my method.
 
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The toughest gangs in Chicago are run by Big bird, Grimace, and Ronald?

It all makes sense now...

Good stuff, especially my power and Wade being an *******.




Where's our money Lebowski? :lol:
 
This is it non-false faith guys, The climatic finale of The Hidden.

See the recruitment of Random

Just about everything else is Action, Action, Action!

You've been waiting your whole life for this fight scene,

Everybody vs Him

There's is no beating him, no strategy around him

Because he's Method, is absolute.

Some answers will be revealed, but many will remain Hidden.

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This is it non-false faith guys, The climatic finale of The Hidden.

See the recruitment of Random

Just about everything else is Action, Action, Action!

You've been waiting your whole life for this fight scene,

Everybody vs Him

There's is no beating him, no strategy around him

Because he's Method, is absolute.

Some answers will be revealed, but many will remain Hidden.

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OH, **** YES!
 
You know, since I've been constantly late on my issues, I decided that this last one should come a day earlier, tomorrow #62 will hit the internet!
 
1 Year Ago, Philadelphia

It was an average day, at an average college campus. It was mourning (or noon to you non-college people) and average students were busy going to and from class. One student was walking slowly, the bags under his eyes shows he is two seconds away from falling asleep. He was not average, not anymore.

Girl: Hey, there you are!
Random: Huh, wha-
Girl: where were you last night, I thought you said you were going to the Sigma Phi party?
Random: I was… busy.
Girl: Busy? Since when are you ever busy?
Random: Okay, I'll tell you, last night I got superpowers and went flying around the city fighting crime.
Girl: Fine, don't tell me.
Unknown: You keep a lot of secrets don't you Random?

There was a man leaning against a parked car, holding a strange device.

Girl: Random? Do you know this guy?
Random: Hey, I'll catch up with you later, okay?
Girl: Umm okay.

Once Random's friend leaves he stares intently at the man.

Random: Who are you?
Unknown: You're an interesting guy Random. Usually when someone becomes able to fly they would enjoy themselves, but you, you just go out and do the same thing you do every other night; with the exception of stopping a few crimes.
Random: I don't know what you're talking about.
Unknown: Of course you don't. If I were I'd say the same thing, trying to fight a secret organization with that cool sword of yours, you should be suspicious.

Random was surprised, who was this guy and how de he know so much about him. He was always careful to cover his tracks.

Unknown: You know most college students are content with getting drunk, having a life, worrying only about not letting their professors know that they have a hang over. They don't want to trouble themselves with the headache of toppling a huge criminal organization. Though I guess they would be as determined as you are if they had seen in front of their own eyes the sight of those two di-

With in a split second Random had his hand around the Unknown's throat.

Random: You speak of that again, I'll crush your throat.
Unknown: Fair enough.
Random: Now who are you?
Unknown: I'm hungry, let's get something to eat.


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Written By: Random
Cover By: Random


Emerging from the Ashes of the Emperor's victory over the Avatars, heroes came together, bonding through various hardships. Now, they are faced with the challenge of overthrowing an empire

~ NURHACHI & DR.STRANGEFATE PRESENT ~
ULTIMATE CENTRAL
THE FANFIC

The Hidden: The Method

Volume 8, Issue 62, By Random



The Project:
Ultimate Bigby – The power of weak nuclear forces is his to command, he is the leader of this new team
Rene - The Green-skinned- goblin-complexion, fire-ball throwing, computer genius.
Ultimate Houde – A former loner, this samurai has fought demons in his mind and emerged victorious. He commands fire with the help of his blades, and can slice reality to form portals.
Skotti – She can form pink energy spears, and teleport short distances rapidly.
UltimateDJF – a green monster with the heart (and mind) of a child.
Baxter – a human who can turn into a giant.
Moonmaster – an ace journalist who is a werewolf on the side
Watcher – He can extend his senses to wherever he wants, and with the help of Doc Computer, he can traverse the entire globe within minutes
Iceman – happy go lucky controller of temperatures
Hawkeye101 – a master marksman, with super vision,
Widdle_Wade – a former bad guy who now, finally, is the hero he always wanted to be.

The Hidden:
Random - Flight and super strength, also a *****in' sword.
MaxwellSmart - A fedora-wearing all time super sleuth.
Wade_Wilson - The fugitive on the run, has the ability to manipulate his energy to make his fists as hard as iron.
TwilightEl - She has the ability to manipulate and control over the forces of light.
McCheese – The sound user that can't catch a break.
Unknown – … meow…

The Big 7
Mr. Miller - An arms dealer who also over sees development of new weapons and technology.



Present Day, Philadelphia.

There was an eerie silence; the only sound was the wind blowing through the huge hole in the wall. Random stood ready to fight, he considered this to be a trap but the expression on Mr. Miller's face was that of complete terror.

Method: Well Mr. Miller, did you receive the message.

Mr. Miller tries to compose himself but shows his fear.

Mr. Miller: Y-yes we did receive it.
Method: And what is your answer?
Mr. Miller: Well…
Method: No real need, I already know it. From the looks of this fellow you are trying to ally yourself with a super powered individual. Strange, there is no information on this one. My Emperor would love to have a meeting with someone like you.

Random stands firm.

Method: Well, Mr. Miller it looks like I'll have to send your comrades another message.

Method begins charging the Illuminati member, who was frozen with fear. Method was about to punch Miller with enough force to rip his head off. But the Punch was blocked, by Random. Even though he successfully diverted the punch his arms still hurt like hell, Random knew this was going to be painful.

Random: I have a message for your Emperor, myself.

Random pushed Method off and started landing blow after blow, knocking him back with each one. Random then kicks his opponent in the chest hurling him upwards. The caped hero takes of punching Method higher up, through the ceilings of the upper floors. After reaching the fourth floor, Random grabs Method's arm and shoves his elbow into the villain's Adam's apple and started flying Method head first, past the first floor and into the basement.

Random jump out of the resulting crater and tries to catch his breathe. He can't see this Method through the dusts and begins to think maybe that was too much. When suddenly

Ha ha ha ha heh ha…

A sinister laughter echoes as Method pulls himself out of the rumble sporting a disturbing smile.

Method: Is that all you got?

He was still chuckling. Random jumps, flying towards him, hoping to catch Method off balance, but as he punches Method grabs Random's arm, twisting it behind his back, and slamming his face into the ground.

Method: Are you kidding me?

Method said as he kicks Random's face further into the ground.

Method: All power, no substance.

Random turns around and lunges toward Method, who easily dodges the punch and proceeds to upper cut Random, throwing him into a wall on the first floor. Method casually makes his way up through the hole. He walks by Mr. Miller attempting to run and way and backs hand him across the room and continues walking towards Random.


1 Year Ago, Philadelphia

It was the busy hours for the campus food court, students coming and going, studying, last minute homework, or laughing and having a good times. But at one table two men sat, one stuffing his face, the other staring with an annoyed look.

Unknown: Mmm, you can't beat these when they're fresh.
Random: Glad you're enjoying yourself, not I want some answers.
Unknown: Fair enough,

The Unknown places a strange device of the table and wipes his mouth with a napkin.

Unknown: This organization you spent so much free time fighting is a lot bigger than you think. In fact you are only fighting a very small fraction. As far as I can figure they hold influence over governments, religions, Hollywood and maybe more. They are run by seven individuals who are at the top most levels.
Random: So what do you want from me.
Unknown: I'm forming a team of individuals with powers, like yourself.
Random: How did you find me?
Unknown: I have my ways for predict the power surge. I have a lot of cool gadgets, for example this thing.

He picks up the device.

Unknown: This thing is a nullifier. You see at Ultimate Central, the little get away in cyber space, they have a machine the measure the level of auras that each person produces. Now whenever an individual, such as yourself, gains powers there is a temporary spike in your aura. Now that machine can usually pin point the area of this spike. Sometimes it doesn't pick it up because magic is involved, or fluctuations in the magnetic poles, or if the individual is watching "How I Met Your Mother", etc, etc. Now this device insures that this area appears completely normal. And that keeps people like the Avatars or the Brotherhood or who ever shows up in hopes of recruiting.
Random: And why don't you want them showing up?
Unknown: Because there battles are way too public and we don't want this organization to know everything about us. To take out a shadow group we will need to become a shadow group.
Random: And what exactly will I be doing?
Unknown: In the next few months I hope to recruit a few more members, every once in a while I will contact any of you with a mission, what you do on your own time is you problem. We will coordinate our efforts and when the time is right, checkmate. So are you in?

Random takes a moment to consider the offer, he nods silently.

Unknown: Excellent! Now I'm gonna get myself another cheeseburger!


Present Day, Philadelphia.

Method grabs a barely conscious Random by the neck, lifting him off the ground.

Method: You're my counterpart aren't you? I'm insulted. You and I have identical powers but while you swing wildly, I actually think, I can counter every move you make, instantly create a strategy, and annihilate any opponents. How pathetic.
Random: I hrg, urg.
Method: I'm sorry, what was that?
Random: urg, I said, I have something you don't.
Method: Oh really, and what's that?
Random: This.

Random swing his sword, slicing Method's chest.

Method: Arg! You bastard!

Random starts attacking, but Method just dodges them. Random is able to cut him a few times when suddenly Method grabs the sword and knocks Random unconscious.

Method: Your swings are still too wide, it's futile.

He lifts up the sword, preparing to finish the hero off, when it starts producing golden electricity, burning Method's hands.

Method: Ahhh!

The sword drops to the ground. Mr. Miller staggers to his feet and takes out his cell phone, attack now!

With that a number of mercenaries charge the building, armed with high tech weaponry. They begin firing at Method, knocking him back to a wall with strange energy beams. Method picks up a piece of rumble and hurls it at one the men. The rock knocks the agent off balance causing him to accidentally shoot several of his teammates. With the fire power decreased in half he charges the soldiers, with a display of skill and agility he dodges every blast taking out each person, sometimes with their own weapons.

After the new threat has been deposed of he looks around, it seems that rodent Miller escaped but Random was not where he was originally laying. Looking around he notices MaxwellSmart dragging an unconscious Random away.

MaxwellSmart: Geez, for a guy that can fly he sure is heavy.
Method: So where do you think you're going?
MaxwellSmart: Whoa there, I ain't here to fight, I'm just a lover, he's the fighter.

Method turns around only to get punched in the face by Wade Wilson. Showing his turn martial arts mastery, Wade delivered blow after blow to Method, who can barely keep up. Unlike Random, Wade is trained to fight and Method has a hard time deducing his movements, they seem to be a mixed form of several fighting techniques.

Wade_Wilson: Oh yeah! I've always knew I could kick Random's ***.

With his next one-two punch Method grabs both of Wade's arms at the fore arm. He tightens his grip causing a facture Wilson's right arm.

Method: So you focus you energy to make your fist stronger. Hmp, too bad it only works for your fist.
Wade_Wilson: Arg, who ever said that.

Wilson then kicks Method right under his chin; both his feet were now covered in green flames. Once Method lands Wade is right there jumping on top of him with combinations of kicks and punches. But then Method grabs Wade's neck, squeezing the air out of him. Just as Wilson is about to pass out, Method feels something grab his arms. Suddenly he is thrown into the second floor.

TwilightEl used her powers to manifest larger arms which she used to attack Method from a distance. She didn't let up and kept attacking him, when suddenly Method grabbed the arm and pulled her towards him. Just as he was about to hit the flying TwilightEl her body dissipated into different pieces avoiding the blow. When she reassembled she completely tied him up using her manifested arms. It proves to little as Method breaks the hold and throws Twilight across the room.

Method picks up a broken metal rod and start moving towards TwilightEl, when he notices the sound of foot steps behind him. He turns around to see McCheese tip toeing toward him. Before Method can attack, McCheese place his hand to his mouth and whispers…

McCheese: Antidisestablishmentarianist.

Suddenly a large force was direct right in front of Method's face. It hit him like a ton of bricks. After it, Method hair was standing to one side as he staggers around, he immediately throws a piece of rock at McCheese's head, knocking him out. As Method tries to gather himself he takes a look around, every threat has been stopped all that's left was MaxwellSmart. Not taking any chances he picks up the bar and heads towards Maxwell.

Method: So a lover and not a fighter? Than what good are you to them?
MaxwellSmart: Distraction.

Method's head snaps up as he is impaled in the chest. Looking down to find it was by a pink energy spear. Pulling it out turning around he is greeted by Moonmaster who starts slashing away. Method kicks him off only to be attacked by flames coming from Houde's swords. Method charges Houde, knocking him several feet away with his shoulder, he immediately starts tossing rumble at Skotti-chan.

TwilightEl begins to come to, just as Iceshadow, Blacksword, and Shadowprime. Almost on cue, TwilightEl, Ultimate Houde, and Skotti-Chan use they powers to teleport. In a flash everyone was gone, leaving Method in the middle of the building's rumble. He falls to his knees, bleeding, broken, beaten…

Method: Well, player… well played-

He collapses. Iceshadow and his crew walk up.

Iceshadow: Man these 616-ers are pretty pathetic.


Epilogue 1

It's been a few days since the fight in Philly, Houde is still troubled by it, they were lucky that The Watcher found them, but the second they saved they got to safety TwilightEl teleported her team away. Houde was wondering if they can trust people who stay secret in the shadow. Staring out of the window at the Doc Mansion he spots something, a floating man in a red coat. After being spotted Random slowly lands straight down.

In the woods by the mansion a portal opens next to Random, Ultimate Houde exists from it.

Houde: So what do you want.
Random: Here.

Random hands Houde a folder.

Houde: What's this?
Random: That's a summery of everything we know about that secret organization.
Houde: And how can I trust this?

Random hands another folder.

Random: That's just about all the information on us, except for our leader. I'm with you as well as Maxwell, if you want the other's help you'll have to ask them individually.
Houde: And why isn't you leader in these files?
Random: Because I know he would not join, and I will respect his decision to remain private. Just one thing, be careful who you show those too, I know you have people with questionable past on your team. I'm putting a lot of trust in you.
Houde: So, what do you think we should do with the offer?
Random: Accept it… but don't trust them, and only use them when you absolutely need to. The second they don't need you, they'll turn on you.
Houde: Why are you doing this?
Random: I don't like secret organizations, I firmly believe in checks and balances, that 's one of the reasons I fight in this group, but… my father always said "Do the right thing" and I felt horrible not having help you guys on E-day, I just want to put myself aside and do the right thing… So my cell number is in there, you need anything just call.

Random flies away and Houde returns to the mansion.


Epilogue 2

In a dark and dirty laboratory, Method is strapped to a table, covered in bandages and stitches. A person walks through the door.

Ice: Hello Method.
Method: What are you doing here?
Ice: You don't get the right to ask questions, you're alive for one reason and one reason only, because the Emperor wants to know everything that happened. After that Professor Houdenmeyer gets to use you as a test subject.
Method: I can still be of use.
Ice: Shut up.

Ice walks out of the door and leans against the wall. He remembers s the look on the Emperor's face when he heard of these new super powers. It's the first time this has really happened since the Emperor took over and he was force to pretend to be his right hand man. The first time, he felt hope.


Epilogue 3

In a dark room the Unknown sits talking on a phone.

Unknown: Yes, I see, so he did that. All of us need to meet again, soon. We need to be delicate. Things are about to get very complicated
 
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I tip-toe like a ***** and get knocked out by a rock. Not exactly an impressive showing from His Cheesiness.

Good chapter and I'm loving the cardboard McCheese-head sign.
 
The next issue will be my annual, then this volume is wrapped up.

Then I have either five or six issues for an arc after that involving Victor Von Doom, new characters, McCheese, Twi and Wade, everyone's favorite Joe Kalicki, and a five way battle at the end.

Fun.
 
I tip-toe like a ***** and get knocked out by a rock. Not exactly an impressive showing from His Cheesiness.

Good chapter and I'm loving the cardboard McCheese-head sign.

I pictured it being more humorous, the tip toeing part, and the sonic blast being intense as hell. but as Houde stated, you have another chance to shine

Also I think I will make Writer's notes later
 
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The next issue will be my annual, then this volume is wrapped up.

Then I have either five or six issues for an arc after that involving Victor Von Doom, new characters, McCheese, Twi and Wade, everyone's favorite Joe Kalicki, and a five way battle at the end.

Fun.
Sweet.
I pictured it being more humorous, the tip toeing part, and the sonic blast being intense as hell. but as Houde stated, you have another chance to shine

Also I think I will make Writer's notes later
That post came off as way more negative then I intended. I was just noting that McCheese wasn't having the best day. It fit with my bad luck from the last issue.

Anyway, I think that writer's notes would be cool.
 
Good job with the fight scene Random. Also, I liked the clue on Unknown's identity:D

And more E-Men! :twisted:
But still no Lithium...
 

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