Ultimate Central: The Fanfic - volume 6

Just to let you know - Doc Strangefate and I were both planning on doing the same thing to the same character (who I obviously will not name) and so #41 may be delayed as the two of us try to sort it out.

Hopefully, it shouldn't delay it long (if at all), but I thought I'd give you the heads up now, just in case.
 
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It shouldn't be a big problem, and I had an idea, so maybe this will all be resolved quite easily...

But we shall see!
 
Great. It's 6am and the fanfic isn't done because everyone's one giant arse cheek.

Well, now I have to work doubly hard to get it ready by tomorrow, which is irrelevant because DSF and Nur won't have time to proof-read it, which means it'll be up Friday even if I get it ready on time tomorrow (which I will, because I did last week and because I'm amazing) because this issue, for some reason, has been really hard to write. Probably because I didn't really know what it was about until 15 minutes ago.

Just remember, I do all this horrible stuff to myself because I hate you guys.
 
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Bass said:
Great. It's 6am and the fanfic isn't done because everyone's one giant arse cheek.

Well, now I have to work doubly hard to get it ready by tomorrow, which is irrelevant because DSF and Nur won't have time to proof-read it, which means it'll be up Friday even if I get it ready on time tomorrow (which I will, because I did last week and because I'm amazing) because this issue, for some reason, has been really hard to write. Probably because I didn't really know what it was about until 15 minutes ago.

Just remember, I do all this horrible stuff to myself because I hate you guys.
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Its ok Bass take your time :) I think i speak on everyones behalf when i say we really appreciate your hard work
 
Bass said:
In a flash of insight, I was trying to work out who should notice Tog is Thee Great One and I realised that DIrishB, if turned into an acronym was D.I.B. (Drunk Irish Bastard) or... Dib. :D
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Ahhhhh! I thought he was refering to something in the show itself, not to DIrishB's initials. Not that I picked up on that either.

Bass said:
ULTIMATE CENTRAL #41
"Binary Ethics"​
All-villains issue! Step through the dark glass of morality and watch what happens when fueled by righteous anger, the villains of the Ultimate Central stories try to break away from the grip of Doctor Strangefate's Brotherhood. And it's about damned time!

Baxter discovers just what Doctor Strangefate has been hiding in his dungeon - the resurrected leader of the Cabinet, Goodwill! Enraged, Baxter leads a rescue mission, but things go awry and leads into the depths of cyberspace. Hunted and lost, a bizarre and strange chaos is unleashed. Can this new Cabinet avoid the the terror of the imperceptable, intangible, inaudible, inconceivable.... LURKERS?!

From the writer critics are calling "Bass", find all this, and more chilling sub-plots in the next exciting issue of Ultimate Central!
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Sweeeeeeeeet.

Bass said:
Just to let you know - Doc Strangefate and I were both planning on doing the same thing to the same character (who I obviously will not name) and so #41 may be delayed as the two of us try to sort it out.

Hopefully, it shouldn't delay it long (if at all), but I thought I'd give you the heads up now, just in case.
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YOU'RE BOTH TRYING TO KILL ME, AREN'T YOU! AREN'T YOU!?!

I :heart: Bass
 
I finally read #49.

Pure brilliance.

And so long that by the time I finished the board has logged me out for lack of activity. And I'm a fast reader. :lol:

Worth every second though.

Great cover too.
 
Cheers E.

Slight update - I began thinking about my #41 and the virtues of it. Sufficed to say, I've realised it's actually a big stupid mistake.

So I'm rewriting it from sratch. I'll have it done by tonight or tomorrow, but the solicit is wrong. It does involve Lurkers and it is an all Brotherhood issue.

I'll repost a new solicit for #41 once I've sent the finished script to Nur.

Don't expect a cover with the issue. If I have time, I'll retroactively add it.

Sorry guys, but this should be better.

"The story told me to go this way."*




*This is Bendis speak for, "I ****ed up".
 
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Bass said:
Cheers E.

Slight update - I began thinking about my #41 and the virtues of it. Sufficed to say, I've realised it's actually a big stupid mistake.

So I'm rewriting it from sratch. I'll have it done by tonight or tomorrow, but the solicit is wrong. It does involve Lurkers and it is an all Brotherhood issue.

I'll repost a new solicit for #41 once I've sent the finished script to Nur.

Don't expect a cover with the issue. If I have time, I'll retroactively add it.

Sorry guys, but this should be better.

"The story told me to go this way."*[/size]
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I say we vote Bass off as writer. He has more delays than Hitch and Bendis teaming up on a giant crossover event.
 
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I say we vote Bass off as writer. He has more delays than Hitch and Bendis teaming up on a giant crossover event.
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But then we wouldn't be able to read about Doc Comic, also known as Whopper-Man. And that's like saying we vote Hitch and Millar off Ultimates because it's taking too long.
 
UltimateE said:
I finally read #49.
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Do you have a time machine? Cuz we're all still waiting on #41. ;)

Pure brilliance.

And so long that by the time I finished the board has logged me out for lack of activity. And I'm a fast reader. :lol:

Worth every second though.

Great cover too.
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I agree on all points.

Doc Comic said:
From the sound of it, I don't WANT to read about Doc Comic if he has to do with Whoppers.
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You have only yourself to blame.

Pandrio said:
I think you're taking things to seriously.
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What else is new?
 
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DIrishB said:
You have only yourself to blame.
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I never said "HAY I <3 WHOPPERZ."

If anything, Doc Comic should be a megalomaniacal ruler of a small country who never succeds in taking over the world because of the fact he's always shouting about himself in the third person.
 
Doc Comic said:
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I say we vote Bass off as writer. He has more delays than Hitch and Bendis teaming up on a giant crossover event.
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Hitch and Bendis nothing... More like waiting for a George R. R. Martin novel :p.

j/k Bass. The wait = worth it to the EXTREME!! :rockon:
 
Doc Comic said:
I never said "HAY I <3 WHOPPERZ."
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But you did use the Burger King pic as your avatar for awhile, and Burger King really is known for Whoppers. The association is to be expected. At least to us unimaginative ****s.

If anything, Doc Comic should be a megalomaniacal ruler of a small country who never succeds in taking over the world because of the fact he's always shouting about himself in the third person.
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So you want to be a Dr. Doom rip-off? You think too highly of yourself.
 
Doc Comic said:
I never said "HAY I <3 WHOPPERZ."

If anything, Doc Comic should be a megalomaniacal ruler of a small country who never succeds in taking over the world because of the fact he's always shouting about himself in the third person.
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You mean my initial ultimization of Compound?
 
This is how he should be (which apperantly is the Burger King's job during his time in the baseball season):


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EVIL WHOPPERS! CRAPPY COSTUME! THE PERFECT VILLAIN! :crazy:
 
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