Ultimate Central: The Fanfic Volume 3
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Ultimate Gambit
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wow this is amazing the cover is phenominal cannot wait for this chapter
moonmaster
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I'm back *****es. 8)
thee great one
Master of TOG-fu.
Utter Sweetness
ultimatedjf
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It is the best cover ever, for I am on it. It also displays some of the best the 15 crowd has to offer.
I keed I keed
little dog little joke
I keed I keed
little dog little joke
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
What I am about to do will break the internet in half!
Oh yes.
And it's marketing genius!
Oh baby!
I think I need a towel.
Anyways, that is one awesome cover, and makes me jealous.
So here it is, the return of the monsters.
Oh yes.
And it's marketing genius!
Oh baby!
I think I need a towel.
Anyways, that is one awesome cover, and makes me jealous.
So here it is, the return of the monsters.
Nurhachi
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His name was David, but his friends liked to call him the Drunk Irish Bastard, or DIrishB for short. He had just come back home from what he considered to be the worst party ever. There was no drinks, no chicks and no one was socialising, just sitting on the couch. He wouldn't have stayed so long if there wasn't anything else to do. He sighed as he went and sat down and turned on the television. Maybe if he's lucky there will be some decent porn on.
As he turned on the TV, he suddenly felt dizzy, lights blurred all around him as he started to black out.
DIRISHB: Wooaah man….
For some reason, he saw vines coming in through the windows and tree roots coming out the ground, they started wrapping around him. Lucky his constant dizziness fought off the fear of what was happening to him.
DIRISHB: Oh maaan, this is ****ed up.
He saw his skin changing texture into a rough, hard substance as he blacked out…
ULTIMATE CENTRAL #24: THE DRUNK IRISH BASTARD
Somewhere in the middle of a large forest, lay a hidden, black, menacing castle. What was more fearsome then the castle itself, were its inhabitants: The Cabinet!
In the main hall, the members of The Cabinet surrounded a big circular table. Goodwill sat there smuggly, with the miniature dragon, Aeroth sitting on his shoulder.
GOODWILL: Now that everyone's here, we can get this meeting started. First of all, let us give a huge thanks to Dr. Strangefate for magically summoning this castle for us as our new home and headquarters.
The cabinet applauded as Dr. Strangefate nodded slightly.
GOODWILL: Now, on to more important matters. Our surveillance equipment has found a superhuman in West Palm Beach, Florida. Odds look good that he would join our cause.
SHIHAD: Who is it sir?
GOODWILL: DIrishB
OURCHAIR: You…you mean the Drunk Irish Bastard?
GOODWILL: Indeed.
DR. STRANGEFATE: Are you serious Goodwill? He's not the type to join our cause.
GOODWILL: I disagree Strangefate. I think he's just the type to join our cause.
DR. STRANGEFATE: He's a drunken stoner. Why would he want to…
GOODWILL: Enough Strangefate, I'm in command here.
ULTIMATE QUICKSILVER: What powers does he have sir?
GOODWILL: Hmmm…it seems he has control over plants.
BAXTER: Plants? That's pretty useless isn't it?
GOODWILL: Not at all Baxter, think about it. He might become the most powerful of us yet. Now Shihad, you will lead Strangefate and Quicksilver to go recruit DIrishB.
DR. STRANGEFATE: WHAT?! What do you mean he's leading ME. I'm second in command here Goodwill, not the bloody squirrel master!
GOODWILL: Oh did I forget to mention? You've been demoted Strangefate.
Anger burned inside Dr. Strangefate as he instinctively turned into his steel form as he stormed off.
GOODWILL: Tsk tsk. And he wonders why he's been demoted. That boy needs to learn control.
Meanwhile in Ultimate Central, The Avatars had just handed Slimjim over to the authorities. They would have put him in the UC prison but Slimjim was now powerless and the citizens demanded proper justice. Also, there's also the fact that Moonmaster would maul anyone put into UC confinement.
They had also heard about DIrishB and his powers. It was decided that Nurhachi and Icemastertron would go confront him.
Meanwhile in an abandoned warehouse…
The E-Man had disassembled the robotic Ultxon so that they could control inter-dimensional portals. Caduceus was testing it out while Ultimate Gambit waited.
Ultimate Gambit got a shock when he saw a portal opening right next to him. Caduceus came out with 2 other figures.
ULTIMATE GAMBIT: CAD! What are you doing with THEM?!?!
CADUCEUS: Gambit, I'd like to introduce you to our 2 newest E-Men, Moonmaster and Ultimate DJF.
ULTIMATE GAMBIT: Are you mad? They'll tear us apart!
CADUCEUS: Relax Gumbo, They were given hypnotic suggestions when I freed them, they are completely under my control. Ultimate E will already not be pleased with us when he returns. We've done nothing since his disappearance except lose Patriot. Not to mention we failed to protect him when he got tossed into another dimension.
ULTIMATE GAMBIT: But that wasn't our fault….it…..
CADUCEUS: Nevertheless, I think our glorious master will be a lot more pleased with us with these 2 new powerful team mates.
Caduceus then turned on the portal device to create another portal.
CADUCEUS: Now let's say hello to our master, Ultimate E!
Suddenly, 2 figures flew out the portal, Ultimate E and the former Avatar, Eroz.
As soon as Eroz hit the ground, his hammer fell from his hands.
CADUCEUS: MOONMASTER, DJF QUICK!
The 2 beast grabbed Eroz, powerless without his hammer, and tossed him into an underground dungeon cell that the E-Men had made before.
ULTIMATE E: C….Cad…..
CADUCEUS: Welcome back master.
In Florida….
DIrishB stared at them. He knew something was up when his skin temporarily turned to bark and he could control plants, but now these 3 idiots want to recruit him to take over the world? Screw that! Why would he want to take over the world? Who cares?
DIRISHB: Sorry guys. Really not interested.
Dr. Strangefate grabbed DIrishB by the neck.
SHIHAD: We're not giving you a choice, since you don't want to join us, you must die!
DIrishB's skin started turning to bark again, as 2 huge tree roots spounted out the ground, knocked Strangefate and Shihad down. The 2 roots wrapped around them, capturing them. A third root sprouted to catch Ultimate Quicksilver, but he was too fast, he sprinted at super fast speed and punched DIrishB across the face as Shihads squired chewed through the roots that held the other 2 Cabinet members. Dr. Strangefate then picked up DIrishB, turned into his steel form, and pounded him into the ground. DIrishB commanded strong vines to swirl around Strangefates legs and tossed him away, as well as tripping up Ultimate Quicksilver. Suddenly he felt squirrels biting his legs.
DIRISHB: AAarghhh…
By this time, Strangefate and Quicksilver had recovered and were again ready to attack him, when a blast of cold hit as Icemastertron arrived on his ice slide, with Nurhachi following close behind.
DR. STRANGEFATE: No! The Avatars! We must not engage them now. We'll come back for you DIrishB! You haven't heard the last of us!
Strangefate swung his cape around as the 3 of them vanished with a puff of pink smoke.
Nurhachi and Icemastertron approached DIrishB.
NURHACHI: Are you okay man?
DIRISHB: Who are you guys?
ICEMASTERTRON: I'm Icemastertron and this is Nurhachi. We represent the Avatars. We had heard about you're new powers, and how you were using them.
DIrishB smiled. He had been using his plant powers to create a batch of undetectable, while very potent, marijuana.
DIRISHB: Yeah….you want to buy some right?
ICEMASTERTRON: NO! We're super heroes and what you are doing is against the law. You've been using you're powers irresponsibly so we're here to…
NURHACHI: Lighten up Ice, DIrishB, we would like to ask you to join the Avatars.
ICEMASTERTRON: Whaaaaat? NUR! We have to bring him in!
NURHACHI: Dude, seriously, lighten up, he can join us.
ICEMASTERTRON: He…he's a drug dealer!
DIRISHB: Err….weed is not a drug man!
ICEMASTERTRON: Err…Yes it IS man!
Nurhachi opened the portal to Ultimate Central.
NURHACHI: Come DIrishB, I'll show you to you're new home.
ICEMASTERTRON: Nur! NUR!
Nurhachi and DIrishB went through the portal, with Ice reluctantly following.
Meanwhile, in the Cabinets castle, the Cabinet were again sitting at the table.
DR. STRANGEFATE: See Goodwill! I TOLD you that he wouldn't join!
GOODWILL: Relax Doctor.
DR. STRANGEFATE: Shut up! You're turning this "Cabinet" into a joke! A JOKE!
GOODWILL: You're out of line Strangefate.
DR. STRANGEFATE: No! You're out of line! You know what? I haven't seen you use you're powers to summon any dragons since we escaped. I think you foolishly summoned all dragons available the first time you fought the Avatars and they were all killed during that cave in. (See UC #1) You don't even have powers anymore do you? DO YOU! How can we follow someone so foolish! I'm taking over this team!
GOODWILL: I don't think so you bastard!
DR. STRANGEFATE: Come on! Stop me then!
Strangefate turned into his steel form and approached Goodwill, before a hand on his shoulder stopped him.
BAXTER: He might not be able to, but we will!
DR. STRANGEFATE: Baxter?
ULTIMATE QUICKSILVER: Stand down Strangefate, Goodwill freed us, we will follow HIM.
DR. STRANGEFATE: I…I….
Dr. Strangefate looked at Goodwill.
DR. STRANGEFATE: Forgive me….master.
Back in Ultimate Central…
ICEMASTERTRON: I can't believe this! How can you let a drug dealer on our team! Project, back me up here!
PROJECTX2: I dunno Ice, with Rene dead, and Ultxon missing, we need all the help we can get!
ICEMASTERTRON: MWOF?
THEMANWITHOUTFEAR: Ice, I REALLY don't care.
DIRISHB: Well from what you tell me Ice, we get everything we want here: free food, free housing, free everything, so I don't even need to sell weed anymore. I think it would be cool to be a hero. Come on Ice.
ICEMASTERTRON: Argh…Rene would not have allowed this…I need to get out of here and think on this. See you guys later.
Ice walked off and used the teleporter to leave UC.
NURHACHI: Don't mind him DIrishB, he's a bit wound up. Welcome to the team.
DIrishB shook Nurhachi's hand.
DIRISHB: Thanks; and call me David.
PROJECTX2: Welcome David.
THEMANWITHOUTFEAR: I'm thinking this calls for a party?
DIRISHB: MWOF, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Meanwhile: In the E-Men Warehouse, Caduceus was talking to Ultimate E.
ULTIMATE E: You disappoint me Cad. Not only did you fail me when I was tossed into that portal, but you've let this team go completely. You lost Patriot and hope to make up for it with these 2….animals?
CADUCEUS: B…but boss…..
ULTIMATE E: Because you did manage to free me, I will give you another chance. One more, fail me again and I will take you're life and soul.
While Cad was talking to Ultimate E, Ultimate Gambit was loitering around. He walked into Cad's room and looked out the window, thinking about recent events.
As he was about to leave, he saw a book next to Cad's bed. Curious, he looked at it.
"CAD'S JOURNAL", it said on the cover.
Ultimate Gambit slowly opened the book…and gasped in shock….
TO BE CONTINUED…..
As he turned on the TV, he suddenly felt dizzy, lights blurred all around him as he started to black out.
DIRISHB: Wooaah man….
For some reason, he saw vines coming in through the windows and tree roots coming out the ground, they started wrapping around him. Lucky his constant dizziness fought off the fear of what was happening to him.
DIRISHB: Oh maaan, this is ****ed up.
He saw his skin changing texture into a rough, hard substance as he blacked out…
ULTIMATE CENTRAL #24: THE DRUNK IRISH BASTARD
Somewhere in the middle of a large forest, lay a hidden, black, menacing castle. What was more fearsome then the castle itself, were its inhabitants: The Cabinet!
In the main hall, the members of The Cabinet surrounded a big circular table. Goodwill sat there smuggly, with the miniature dragon, Aeroth sitting on his shoulder.
GOODWILL: Now that everyone's here, we can get this meeting started. First of all, let us give a huge thanks to Dr. Strangefate for magically summoning this castle for us as our new home and headquarters.
The cabinet applauded as Dr. Strangefate nodded slightly.
GOODWILL: Now, on to more important matters. Our surveillance equipment has found a superhuman in West Palm Beach, Florida. Odds look good that he would join our cause.
SHIHAD: Who is it sir?
GOODWILL: DIrishB
OURCHAIR: You…you mean the Drunk Irish Bastard?
GOODWILL: Indeed.
DR. STRANGEFATE: Are you serious Goodwill? He's not the type to join our cause.
GOODWILL: I disagree Strangefate. I think he's just the type to join our cause.
DR. STRANGEFATE: He's a drunken stoner. Why would he want to…
GOODWILL: Enough Strangefate, I'm in command here.
ULTIMATE QUICKSILVER: What powers does he have sir?
GOODWILL: Hmmm…it seems he has control over plants.
BAXTER: Plants? That's pretty useless isn't it?
GOODWILL: Not at all Baxter, think about it. He might become the most powerful of us yet. Now Shihad, you will lead Strangefate and Quicksilver to go recruit DIrishB.
DR. STRANGEFATE: WHAT?! What do you mean he's leading ME. I'm second in command here Goodwill, not the bloody squirrel master!
GOODWILL: Oh did I forget to mention? You've been demoted Strangefate.
Anger burned inside Dr. Strangefate as he instinctively turned into his steel form as he stormed off.
GOODWILL: Tsk tsk. And he wonders why he's been demoted. That boy needs to learn control.
Meanwhile in Ultimate Central, The Avatars had just handed Slimjim over to the authorities. They would have put him in the UC prison but Slimjim was now powerless and the citizens demanded proper justice. Also, there's also the fact that Moonmaster would maul anyone put into UC confinement.
They had also heard about DIrishB and his powers. It was decided that Nurhachi and Icemastertron would go confront him.
Meanwhile in an abandoned warehouse…
The E-Man had disassembled the robotic Ultxon so that they could control inter-dimensional portals. Caduceus was testing it out while Ultimate Gambit waited.
Ultimate Gambit got a shock when he saw a portal opening right next to him. Caduceus came out with 2 other figures.
ULTIMATE GAMBIT: CAD! What are you doing with THEM?!?!
CADUCEUS: Gambit, I'd like to introduce you to our 2 newest E-Men, Moonmaster and Ultimate DJF.
ULTIMATE GAMBIT: Are you mad? They'll tear us apart!
CADUCEUS: Relax Gumbo, They were given hypnotic suggestions when I freed them, they are completely under my control. Ultimate E will already not be pleased with us when he returns. We've done nothing since his disappearance except lose Patriot. Not to mention we failed to protect him when he got tossed into another dimension.
ULTIMATE GAMBIT: But that wasn't our fault….it…..
CADUCEUS: Nevertheless, I think our glorious master will be a lot more pleased with us with these 2 new powerful team mates.
Caduceus then turned on the portal device to create another portal.
CADUCEUS: Now let's say hello to our master, Ultimate E!
Suddenly, 2 figures flew out the portal, Ultimate E and the former Avatar, Eroz.
As soon as Eroz hit the ground, his hammer fell from his hands.
CADUCEUS: MOONMASTER, DJF QUICK!
The 2 beast grabbed Eroz, powerless without his hammer, and tossed him into an underground dungeon cell that the E-Men had made before.
ULTIMATE E: C….Cad…..
CADUCEUS: Welcome back master.
In Florida….
DIrishB stared at them. He knew something was up when his skin temporarily turned to bark and he could control plants, but now these 3 idiots want to recruit him to take over the world? Screw that! Why would he want to take over the world? Who cares?
DIRISHB: Sorry guys. Really not interested.
Dr. Strangefate grabbed DIrishB by the neck.
SHIHAD: We're not giving you a choice, since you don't want to join us, you must die!
DIrishB's skin started turning to bark again, as 2 huge tree roots spounted out the ground, knocked Strangefate and Shihad down. The 2 roots wrapped around them, capturing them. A third root sprouted to catch Ultimate Quicksilver, but he was too fast, he sprinted at super fast speed and punched DIrishB across the face as Shihads squired chewed through the roots that held the other 2 Cabinet members. Dr. Strangefate then picked up DIrishB, turned into his steel form, and pounded him into the ground. DIrishB commanded strong vines to swirl around Strangefates legs and tossed him away, as well as tripping up Ultimate Quicksilver. Suddenly he felt squirrels biting his legs.
DIRISHB: AAarghhh…
By this time, Strangefate and Quicksilver had recovered and were again ready to attack him, when a blast of cold hit as Icemastertron arrived on his ice slide, with Nurhachi following close behind.
DR. STRANGEFATE: No! The Avatars! We must not engage them now. We'll come back for you DIrishB! You haven't heard the last of us!
Strangefate swung his cape around as the 3 of them vanished with a puff of pink smoke.
Nurhachi and Icemastertron approached DIrishB.
NURHACHI: Are you okay man?
DIRISHB: Who are you guys?
ICEMASTERTRON: I'm Icemastertron and this is Nurhachi. We represent the Avatars. We had heard about you're new powers, and how you were using them.
DIrishB smiled. He had been using his plant powers to create a batch of undetectable, while very potent, marijuana.
DIRISHB: Yeah….you want to buy some right?
ICEMASTERTRON: NO! We're super heroes and what you are doing is against the law. You've been using you're powers irresponsibly so we're here to…
NURHACHI: Lighten up Ice, DIrishB, we would like to ask you to join the Avatars.
ICEMASTERTRON: Whaaaaat? NUR! We have to bring him in!
NURHACHI: Dude, seriously, lighten up, he can join us.
ICEMASTERTRON: He…he's a drug dealer!
DIRISHB: Err….weed is not a drug man!
ICEMASTERTRON: Err…Yes it IS man!
Nurhachi opened the portal to Ultimate Central.
NURHACHI: Come DIrishB, I'll show you to you're new home.
ICEMASTERTRON: Nur! NUR!
Nurhachi and DIrishB went through the portal, with Ice reluctantly following.
Meanwhile, in the Cabinets castle, the Cabinet were again sitting at the table.
DR. STRANGEFATE: See Goodwill! I TOLD you that he wouldn't join!
GOODWILL: Relax Doctor.
DR. STRANGEFATE: Shut up! You're turning this "Cabinet" into a joke! A JOKE!
GOODWILL: You're out of line Strangefate.
DR. STRANGEFATE: No! You're out of line! You know what? I haven't seen you use you're powers to summon any dragons since we escaped. I think you foolishly summoned all dragons available the first time you fought the Avatars and they were all killed during that cave in. (See UC #1) You don't even have powers anymore do you? DO YOU! How can we follow someone so foolish! I'm taking over this team!
GOODWILL: I don't think so you bastard!
DR. STRANGEFATE: Come on! Stop me then!
Strangefate turned into his steel form and approached Goodwill, before a hand on his shoulder stopped him.
BAXTER: He might not be able to, but we will!
DR. STRANGEFATE: Baxter?
ULTIMATE QUICKSILVER: Stand down Strangefate, Goodwill freed us, we will follow HIM.
DR. STRANGEFATE: I…I….
Dr. Strangefate looked at Goodwill.
DR. STRANGEFATE: Forgive me….master.
Back in Ultimate Central…
ICEMASTERTRON: I can't believe this! How can you let a drug dealer on our team! Project, back me up here!
PROJECTX2: I dunno Ice, with Rene dead, and Ultxon missing, we need all the help we can get!
ICEMASTERTRON: MWOF?
THEMANWITHOUTFEAR: Ice, I REALLY don't care.
DIRISHB: Well from what you tell me Ice, we get everything we want here: free food, free housing, free everything, so I don't even need to sell weed anymore. I think it would be cool to be a hero. Come on Ice.
ICEMASTERTRON: Argh…Rene would not have allowed this…I need to get out of here and think on this. See you guys later.
Ice walked off and used the teleporter to leave UC.
NURHACHI: Don't mind him DIrishB, he's a bit wound up. Welcome to the team.
DIrishB shook Nurhachi's hand.
DIRISHB: Thanks; and call me David.
PROJECTX2: Welcome David.
THEMANWITHOUTFEAR: I'm thinking this calls for a party?
DIRISHB: MWOF, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Meanwhile: In the E-Men Warehouse, Caduceus was talking to Ultimate E.
ULTIMATE E: You disappoint me Cad. Not only did you fail me when I was tossed into that portal, but you've let this team go completely. You lost Patriot and hope to make up for it with these 2….animals?
CADUCEUS: B…but boss…..
ULTIMATE E: Because you did manage to free me, I will give you another chance. One more, fail me again and I will take you're life and soul.
While Cad was talking to Ultimate E, Ultimate Gambit was loitering around. He walked into Cad's room and looked out the window, thinking about recent events.
As he was about to leave, he saw a book next to Cad's bed. Curious, he looked at it.
"CAD'S JOURNAL", it said on the cover.
Ultimate Gambit slowly opened the book…and gasped in shock….
TO BE CONTINUED…..
Ice
Teh Sexy Monkey Queen
The bad guys always do something stupid unintenionally...LIKE LEAVE YOUR JOURNAL OUT IN THE OPEN! Not that I care, but it is stupid. What's even more stupid is that you name CADS JOURNAL! Oh yeah, NOOOOOO OOOONE will take a peek!
:lol:
But good chapter over all. I seriously want to see DSF beat the mess out of The Cabinet.
:lol:
But good chapter over all. I seriously want to see DSF beat the mess out of The Cabinet.
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
MAybe that is Cad's evil plan, to leave a journal out in the open like that...
DUN DUN DUN!!!
DUN DUN DUN!!!
thee great one
Master of TOG-fu.
Great Issue. The return of E......................
Ice
Teh Sexy Monkey Queen
**** we're screwed.UltimateE said:
Ultimate Gambit
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I shall bring down Cad's treachery ME!!!!!!!!!! or someone else
ultimatedjf
Well-Known Member
Well done Nur, well done. I rocked the hizouse without even speaking.
Wait, no I didn't.
Great job on a great chapter. But then again, when are they not great?
A couple of 'em.
Wait, no I didn't.
Great job on a great chapter. But then again, when are they not great?
A couple of 'em.
ProjectX2
Don't expect me to take you with me when I go to s
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Yes! I talked twice!
Argh, the Cabinet are always so stupid. Three against two - and they leave.
Argh, the Cabinet are always so stupid. Three against two - and they leave.
