Chapter 6: Curse the Darkness
"This must have been the plan from the start," muttered Iceshadow. "Distract us long enough so that they could sneak into the castle and grab E and Seldes."
"Yeah, but why do they want them?" said Twi, pacing up and down.
"I don't know and to be honest I don't care," said Houde. "All I know is we need to get them back."
Back in the UC Castle, the assembled group argued over the best course of action.
"We need to work out a plan." said Proj.
"Screw planning. We need to get in there and get them back." yelled Baxter.
"Yeah, that's a great idea Bax. Then when we jump in the hole, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skin into their clothing. And if we're really lucky, they'll do it in that order."
Everyone stopped to see who said the last comment. In the doorway stood a robed and hooded figure. The figure exuded a regal aura, one which simultaneously brought calm
to the group and commanded respect. The group paused for a second.
"For God's sake stop quoting Firefly Bass," muttered Doom, "and if you don't put my new bathrobe back right now so help me I will kick your *** till it's a brand new shape."
"Guys," said Buttmonkey, who had been silent up until now. "I think what we need to do is split up into two smaller teams, one group to stay here and defend the castle and a
small strike team to go down into the tunnels and rescue our guys."
"Buttmonkey might be onto something," said Ice. "A smaller team might have more chance to get past the Lurkers in the tunnels."
"Who's gonna go down there though? It's pretty much a suicide run." muttered Proj.
"I'll go. It was my idea after all." said Buttmonkey.
Baxter stepped forward. "Count me in."
"I've been looking for a chance to try out my new toy," grinned Houde, loading his shotgun. "I call it the Boomstick 5000. It's got a nuclear power core."
Everyone moved a few paces away from Houde.
"I'm coming." muttered Iceshadow.
Moonmaster stepped forward and nodded.
Langsta, who was not paying attention, tripped over his shoelace, stumbling forward.
"Ok then," said Buttmonkey, "That settles it. You guys stay and defend the castle. Me, Bax, Houde, Iceshadow, Moony and Langsta will hit the tunnels and get our guys back."
"I'm doing whatnow?" said Langsta.
Thirty minutes later, the strike team had geared up and were ready to hit the tunnels.
"Good luck guys." said Ice.
"Keep the castle in one piece." said Buttmonkey. "Houde, is the entrance to the tunnel clear?"
Houde looked into the darkened cavern.
"Looks it. Suit up guys," muttered Houde, loading his shotgun, "We're going in."