U.S. Spies Want to Find Terrorists in World of Warcraft

Bass said:
Right.

Terrorists on WoW.

This is the logical conclusion of such thinking.

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I think we all know just how wrong that is.
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is it really that wrong that I found myself laughing at this?
 
For those who may not be aware, "L2P" means "Learn to play". Thus, "L2B" would be "Learn to believe".

If the next "politically aware" blockbuster starring George Clooney has terrorists speaking like this, I will see it opening night.
 
Bass said:
For those who may not be aware, "L2P" means "Learn to play". Thus, "L2B" would be "Learn to believe".

If the next "politically aware" blockbuster starring George Clooney has terrorists speaking like this, I will see it opening night.
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I would probably like Clooney himself more if he spoke in l33tspeak.
 
Bass said:
Right.

Terrorists on WoW.

This is the logical conclusion of such thinking.

911l2bym8.jpg


I think we all know just how wrong that is.
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This makes me lol........am i going to hell?
 
Bass said:
Right.

Terrorists on WoW.

This is the logical conclusion of such thinking.

911l2bym8.jpg


I think we all know just how wrong that is.
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Wildly inappropriate and wildly hilarious.

Bravo sir.
Bass said:
For those who may not be aware, "L2P" means "Learn to play". Thus, "L2B" would be "Learn to believe".

If the next "politically aware" blockbuster starring George Clooney has terrorists speaking like this, I will see it opening night.
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Bass said:
Yeah. YEAH! I play Guitar Hero online to stop terrorism too.

I can totally imagine how this happened:

"SPECIAL AGENT ARCTURUS! Are you playing World of Warcraft!?!"

"... Yes."

"You're an FBI agent. You're supposed to be hunting super-terrorists. The kind that can make orchestrate the most brilliant criminal plan ever that people say is too far-fetched for the single most powerful military in the history of mankind yet completely within the realm of power given to a dozen men in towels in a shack in the desert."

"... I am hunting super-terrorists?"

"You're playing World of Warcraft."

"Yes .... um... but... terrorists live in World of Warcraft?"

"Explain."

"... you've seen THE MATRIX, right?"

"Pinko movie."

"Yes, well - see, in THAT film, Ted and Samuel L Jackson are terrorists..."

"'Good' terrorists that beat up FBI agents."

"Indeed. So these terrorists have superpowers and can kickflip **** all over the place because they are using computers."

"Are you saying that terrorists are playing World of Warcraft to train their superhuman powers?"

"Uh huh."

"You're talking nonsense, Special Agent Arcturus. Terrorists live in the desert. They have no access to the kind of fast computers required to play World of Warcraft without inciting horrific lag. However, they can use these same computers to create a precise, pinpoint military operation in an enemy territory which happens to be the most powerful country in mankind's history."

"Uh huh."

"It would've been more believable if you'd said that terrorists were attacking you IN World of Warcraft. Like some guy flew his epic mount into The Valley of Eternal Virginity."

"Uh huh."

"... Are you mining for gold?!"

"Uh huh."

"Security! Get in here!"

"Uh huh."

"Not you too."

"Um... people are like, using World of Warcraft to teleport around our metal detectors and..."

"Fine. Call the media. Tell them that this is legitimate research.





"And fetch me Pong."
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Post of the Morally Rotting Century.
 
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