The New Off Topic Thread 5. This isn't your parent's off topic thread!

[Bass]

First Adam Hughes, now Rose Byrne.

This stalking has to stop.

Or increase in frequency and depravity.[url]

it was accidental. i just came from the animal shelter when i saw her. She was drinking winee for crying out loud. and her guy was drinking some fruity alcoholic thing but im the arse for ordering chocolate coffee. pfft, i say.

Hey! I can order whatever I want! Pfft yourself!

Look at Bass and then look at Weird Al Yankovic.

Separated at birth?

Ice and Ice's brain, good looks, and talent.

Separated at birth?

Today, it reached breaking point.
I had enough.
It had been going on and on for the last few months building up to today.
By noon, if I had heard one more comment about that Royal God Damn Wedding, I was going to shoot myself. Seriously. It has been shoved down our throats for ages now. When will the world understand. I DON'T GIVE A ****! Its two people getting married. Two pointless people getting married. They won't televise my marriage will they??

There's probably a reality tv show that will totally televise your marriage.

And it will probably get more viewers.

 

[Ice]

[video=youtube;KhCdlygmSJ4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhCdlygmSJ4&feature=player_embedded[/video]

He was right all this time!

 

[Ice]

Get your battle plans ready.

 

[J. Agamemnon]

Get your battle plans ready.

Linky please.

 

[Ice]

You cross into their side, you're on your own.

 

[J. Agamemnon]

You cross into their side, you're on your own.

AWE! is that all it was? I thought there was a whole, well-descripted article detailing the news. I Am Disappoint.

 

[ultimatedjf]

[video=youtube;GIsYcdzo4aA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIsYcdzo4aA[/video]

 

[Ice]

Wondering what TOG has been spending his money on lately? Here's your answer:

 

[Friday]

Well, its official.

 

[Ice]

FLYING. KILLER. BEARS.


Thanks a lot, Canada.

 

[Captain Canuck]

FLYING. KILLER. BEARS.


Thanks a lot, Canada.

You're welcome.

the best part of that article is:

Collisions between vehicles and animals are common in Canada, which has a healthy population of large wild animals such as moose and deer.

b/c no one in the US has ever hit a deer with their car. :roll:

 

[Ultimate Houde]

We don't, we know how to drive a motor car.

 

[J. Agamemnon]

You're welcome.

the best part of that article is:



b/c no one in the US has ever hit a deer with their car. :roll:

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Yeah, we hit 'em with our Fords then make jerky outta dem. Not kidding...












...not even a little. *serious face*

 

[E]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Yeah, we hit 'em with our Fords then make jerky outta dem. Not kidding...












...not even a little. *serious face*

This is absolute, 100% fact.

 

[J. Agamemnon]

This is absolute, 100% fact.

There's a guy that works with me who we all joke about doing this...but from some of his stories, it leads many of us to believe he really does make raccoon stew and pretty much stew with all sorts of various woodland critters.

 

[Random]

According to the Daily Mail, the incident kicked off when the 52-year-old Bean and 22-year-old Playboy bunny April Summers (real name Nadia Foster) went outside Camden's Hill Bar and Brasserie to smoke. A passerby spotted the duo (or at least one half of the duo) and began making lewd comments, leading Bean to confront the big talker.

All was seemingly well until the stranger returned later on, at which point a scuffle broke out, and Bean was reportedly punched in the face, causing a bruise over his eye, and stabbed in the arm with broken glass. Despite his wounds, Bean refused any medical attention and opted not to go to a hospital.

Instead, the actor accepted a first aid kit from the bar staff, then ordered another drink.

Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b247126_game_of_thrones_sean_bean_stabbed_in.html#ixzz1PHPTcl66

Awesome.

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b247126_game_of_thrones_sean_bean_stabbed_in.html

 

[Ice]

Japan, 3 months later after Tsunami.

Wow. These guys are doing incredible work fast.

 

[robje]

I just f*cking love Ultimate Frisbee!!! (I can't be the only one who still uses ultimatecentral.com, right?)

 

[Bass]

Japan, 3 months later after Tsunami.

Wow. These guys are doing incredible work fast.

Astounding. Compare that to New Orleans after Katrina...

 

[J. Agamemnon]

Astounding. Compare that to New Orleans after Katrina...

They're still partying on Mardi Gras.