The Japanese Will Doom Us All

So Christmas came and went. Still no giant Gundam under the Afghan Christmas Tree.


I think it's for the best though, because I would surely use my newfound mech power to reign down vengence-fueled destruction upon all my enemies. With great power, comes great responsibility.........and I am really immature. So........yeah.

Plus the majority of my time would be spent messing with people on the drive thrus.
 
Victor Von Doom said:
Plus the majority of my time would be spent messing with people on the drive thrus.
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"Hi, I would like a...with chee...a lar...-ies, a jun....bac...urger, and some.............................oke."

"So you want a cheeseburger with a large fries, a junior bacon cheeseburger, and some medium chicken nuggets, a milkshake, and a large half diet half regular coke. Is this right sir?"

"...Uh right."

"$17.50 at the next window sir."

*Doom beam sabers the building*
 
Iceshadow said:
"Hi, I would like a...with chee...a lar...-ies, a jun....bac...urger, and some.............................oke."

"So you want a cheeseburger with a large fries, a junior bacon cheeseburger, and some medium chicken nuggets, a milkshake, and a large half diet half regular coke. Is this right sir?"

"...Uh right."

"$17.50 at the next window sir."

*Doom beam sabers the building*
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Pretty much.
 
Victor Von Doom said:
So Christmas came and went. Still no giant Gundam under the Afghan Christmas Tree.


I think it's for the best though, because I would surely use my newfound mech power to reign down vengence-fueled destruction upon all my enemies. With great power, comes great responsibility.........and I am really immature. So........yeah.

Plus the majority of my time would be spent messing with people on the drive thrus.
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If gundam has taught us anything, it's that the closer you are to a kid, the better the gundam pilot you'll (automatically) become.

ergo, you're immaturity will be overcome in a matter of battles.
 
and wow that was not the way i meant it to sound.


my apologies.

EDIT: if it helps, i'm not all that responsible.
 
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Everyone on the site with the possible exception of Langsta is too old to be a Gundam pilot. Doom is about right to be the veteran Ace pilot that takes Langsta under his wing. Iceshadow, J. Agawhatsit, and I would be either cannon fodder GM/Zaku pilots, maintenance crewmen, or bridge bunnies.

I'm pulling for bridge bunny. If I get stationed on the White Base expy I've got a 90% chance of survival and a 50% chance of a major promotion before the sequel begins.
 
McCheese said:
Everyone on the site with the possible exception of Langsta is too old to be a Gundam pilot. Doom is about right to be the veteran Ace pilot that takes Langsta under his wing. Iceshadow, J. Agawhatsit, and I would be either cannon fodder GM/Zaku pilots, maintenance crewmen, or bridge bunnies.

I'm pulling for bridge bunny. If I get stationed on the White Base expy I've got a 90% chance of survival and a 50% chance of a major promotion before the sequel begins.
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if episode 1 started now, maybe.

but i've been in this for years! If anything, I'm a secondary (but relevant) cast member.

Like Chang Wufei.
 
I'm gonna call Honorable Enemy Ace Pilot, I figure I got a 50/50 chance of living, moreso if I have a little sister main character.
 
It's my thread and I am so lost.

****ing new age anime geeks. Call me when you wanna talk about Project Ako or Casshern.
 
Victor Von Doom said:
It's my thread and I am so lost.

****ing new age anime geeks. Call me when you wanna talk about Project Ako or Casshern.
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:lol:

New Age he says. Ramba is from Mobile Suit Gundam which premiered 31 years ago. Zechs, Noin, and Wufei are from Gundam Wing which is 13 years old.

...

13 years? Jesus, now I made myself feel old. Thanks a lot, me!
 
Victor Von Doom said:
It's my thread and I am so lost.

****ing new age anime geeks. Call me when you wanna talk about Project Ako or Casshern.
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I've been trying to find a copy of Project Ako online but no luck. Casshern: Sins was okay but kinda boring.

EDIT: Also, thanks to McCheese I feel old now too...Yu Yu Hakusho.
 
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