Joe Kalicki
Well-Known Member
The scene where the FF get their powers in that movie actually had a really cool, kinda Twilight Zone-ish vibe.
The scene where the FF get their powers in that movie actually had a really cool, kinda Twilight Zone-ish vibe.
Ahem, stick, yes. That's what it was.
It's awful alright, but it has a deal of redeeming qualities.
There is nothing I'd like more than to watch a bootleg of that movie.
I believe that was done as a test to try and get a silver surfer tv show made. So its like a piliot that the creators can show to studios to try and show what they can/want to do
You idiot. You stupid, ****ing fanboy...
Well, it wasn't...it wasn't pr0n. It was the actual..."film".
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Oohhh...
:sick:
Oh, Jesus, what a piece of ****...
Arrgh! It's coming to get me!!
Okay...after giving myself some 'recovery time', I've decided that this irradiated piece of cat faeces could well be the worst 'film' I've ever seen in my life. Yes, friends, worse than Batman & Robin. The latter seems like a Spielberg Masterpiece compared to the shockingly disgraceful 90 minutes I just subjected myself to. It's not only bad in the storytelling and filmmaking sense of the word, it's ****ing weird as well! I know this is an overused joke, but were they HIGH?
- Reed's a paedophile! He meets Sue at the start of the film when she's like 12 and he's like 30! And then he marries her!
- Doom's voice is so muffled you can't hear what he's saying! "Mmahahmm! RIBBARBBS!"
- Johnny is so high-strung he actually seems like he's high on cocaine for the whole film! He actually starts slapping himself at one point, as though he's getting the shakes or something.
- The Jeweller? The mother****ing Jeweller? What the **** is that ****?
- Alicia meets Ben once. Then she goes home and makes a sculpture of his face because of how much she loves him?! What in ****?!
Seriously, I know I exaggerate sometimes...but I can't believe how bad this film is. I really can't. It wasn't so-bad-it's-good like I was hoping, it was just so horribly bad I wanted to gouge my eyes out. Don't spend your money on this movie. Don't even download it. Stay well away from it.
So Mole, I think it's time you told us about the films you made and entered into film festivals (and won once).
I believe that was done as a test to try and get a silver surfer tv show made. So its like a piliot that the creators can show to studios to try and show what they can/want to do
Should keep in mind it was never made to be seen, but to secure filming rights, the studio wanted to keep the FF liciencing but didnt want to make one soon, but in order to keep it they had to actually make a movie