Stick It Dilemma.....A Mock Thread.....But Not Really

[Ultimate Houde]

When I lived with the lesbians, I also had another guy roommate.

He saw this in the theater.

At least four separate times.

He scares me still.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

If a girl said she wanted to see this movie with me I would've been all "Stick it? Shove it!"

 

[Ultimate Houde]

If a girl said she wanted to see this movie with me I would've been all "Stick it? Shove it!"

You'd still go see it with a hot girl.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

You'd still go see it with a hot girl.

Yes.

I talk big, but I am small.

 

[moonmaster]

Here's what you need to do, Vic:

Put on your best pink leotard, somersault across the lobby, make a perfect landing in front of the ticket counter with your arms outstretched, and with a huge smile on your face say "ONE TICKET TO STICK IT!"

That's what I'd do.

I'm still so proud of this.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Who says I didn't? :shifty:

 

[moonmaster]

Who says I didn't? :shifty:

I so hope you did.

The image of it makes me laugh every time I think about it.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

When Dana Carvey's Master of Disguise came out my friend and I wanted to dress up like his turtle character and go to the theater and when we went up to the ticket booth buy two tickets to White Oleander.

 

[moonmaster]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Planet-man]

When Dana Carvey's Master of Disguise came out my friend and I wanted to dress up like his turtle character and go to the theater and when we went up to the ticket booth buy two tickets to White Oleander.

That is brilliant.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Turtle turtle.



Mmmmmm.....Jennifer Esposito.

 

[TheManWithoutFear]

Is this a safe way to go off on a tangent without getting an "ABC afterschool special" PM from Ice scolding me on how to treat other human beings? Because I'm so in if it is.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Oh, do it.

I need one of your posts right about now.

 

[TheManWithoutFear]

Oh, do it.

I need one of your posts right about now.

I would but I don't even know what's going on with this site anymore. Throw a Wolverine fanboy or something. Give me an easy target to start with.

 

[Ice]

"ABC afterschool special" PM

You were right on the "Don't know what's going on in this site anymore." :twisted:

 

[moonmaster]

I would but I don't even know what's going on with this site anymore. Throw a Wolverine fanboy or something. Give me an easy target to start with.

Let's see ... We've got a Gamma Man in stock at the moment ...

 

[TheManWithoutFear]

You were right on the "Don't know what's going on in this site anymore." :twisted:

I'm not sure what you're getting at and it kind of scares me.

Let's see ... We've got a Gamma Man in stock at the moment ...

Him or Mole will do.

 

[moonmaster]

Him or Mole will do.

I'm sorry, our supply of Mole was recently restocked from the n00b section to the mildly cajoled veteran aisle.

 

[TheManWithoutFear]

I'm sorry, our supply of Mole was recently restocked from the n00b section to the mildly cajoled veteran aisle.

:evil: Who voted?

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Well, he did I think.

He tends to ignore alot of us these days.