Something To Tell You Guys II Electric Boogaloo

I ****ING KNEW IT!

When I first met Dean, in an airport bathroom in Philly, and I heard him talking, he said aboot. Then took ten bucks from a stranger.

That's when I knew.

In your face all you people who didn't believe me. IN YOUR FACE!
 
They sound almost as proactive as the Yorkshire-Oxford United Society for The Understanding, Protection, and International Declaration of Lingering Integrity for Men of Egyptian-English Families Around the Globe.

I believe they're actually called the Yorkshire-Oxford University Society for The Understanding, Protection, and International Declaration of Lingering Integrity for Men of Egyptian-Yugosavian Families Around the Globe.

That's the right acronym. I only know them because I'm not Yugoslavian.
 
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True story:


The Canadian citizenship test consists of:

Eating a plate of fries w/ gravy (and not puking)
Figuring out how to add "u" to at least 5 words
Chug a gallon of maple syrup in less than 2 minutes
Showing a receipt for the purchase of 4 Bryan Adams CDs and 3 Celine Dion CDs
 

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