So I registered a great domain name...

marvelman said:
boo-doot do do doot doot do. boo-doot do do doot doot do

An A.Z.S. News Report!

WITCH HUNT TIME!
WHO IS LIL KIS?!​

So I've been doing my spy work as the Bad-A.Z.S. Agent of A.Z.S., and there have been some suspicious speech patterns about this board lately... and I am suspecting SOMEONE here is posing as Lil Kis over at ZOMGLOLWTF.


Suspect 1:
ULTIMATE HOUDE
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The evidence:


Ultimate Houde, Treasurer of A.Z.S.- the Anti-ZOMGLOLWTF Squad... but is he hiding a secret?! He has displayed an interesting punctuation pattern as of late... He even went so far as to edit his post to cover up his slip-up! Is he, in fact, a MEMBER of ZOMGLOLWTF?! Is he...

A TRAITOR?!​



Suspect 2:
MOONMASTER
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The evidence:



Moonmaster, resident jokester and all around likable guy... but is he posing as someone LESS likeable?! Is he in fact the latest in a line of Lil Kis imposters?! This suspect, however, talks about Lil Kis's favorite subject, something called "Amerie," in a negative, joking light... Has Moonmaster taken a joke too far? Has he crossed the line from being too funny to being...

UNFUNNY?!​



Suspect 3:
Ice
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The evidence:


Displaying a nearly spot-on Lil Kis speech pattern, this poster is a known Lil Kis impostor from times past: EVIDENCE. Could he be pulling the same stunt again? Does he think he's funny? Has this Iceman worshipping mod gone...
ROGUE?!​



WHO IS POSING AS IT?!​

WHO IS POSING AS LIL KIS?!​
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Weigh in with your opinions here.
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i thnk u o vereeactin big boi. its prolly jst amerie.



fam1


But for seriously, I really wish I had been lilkis.

Would've been fun.
McCheese said:
McFunk solves all problems.
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Damn you!

I said I would've banned it if I'd been modderized! Banning it was the best case I had for modhood.
 
moonmaster said:
i thnk u o vereeactin big boi. its prolly jst amerie.



fam1


But for seriously, I really wish I had been lilkis.

Would've been fun.

Damn you!

I said I would've banned it if I'd been modderized! Banning it was the best case I had for modhood.
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mhmmm... keep talking mister. You're fooling no one. Just keep giving me more evidence... your denials mean nothing to me.
 
...PM me, so i may further my investigation.


also, it is back. and so is mavericker.

though i'm pretty sure mavericker is the real deal.


PSA:
If you or anyone you know has information about lil kis, please contact Marvelman, Bad-A.Z.S. Agent of A.Z.S. via Private Message.
 
And if you suspect that it is in fact a member of A.S.Z, contact ShaggyMarco, director of A.Z.S

NO ONE IS ABOVE SUSPICION!
 
Further research to find out who is posing as lil kis:

Poster translation:

you get a question mark if I'm not 100% sure.

Z = E
Ice = Ice
M00NMAST3RZOMGSOLOLZ = Moonmaster
Craig = ProjectX2
Random = Random
Jesus of Nasafunk = McCheese
ZOMGTOGLOL = TGO
LOLCopter Pilot = (?)
Blasted Taft = Joe Kalicki
Baxter = Baxter... but it COULD be Houde (?)
lilkis = ??????
Houdinilolz = [Houde claims he is not a member there...] (could be VVD) (?)
Dr.StrangeLOLZ = Dr. Strangefate
ExTRemE BeasT = bluebeast
Glock Glock Ice = Iceshadow
Mavericker = Mavericker (?)
Entropy = Entropy
Hellsbuttmonkey = Hellsbuttmonkey
Langsta_teh_Gangsta = Langsta
Quicksilver = Ultimate Quicksilver
Agamemnon = J. Agamemnon/Hibiki
ROFLCOPTER = (?)
Victor Odums = (?)
Barbeque = (?)

More to come on this...

UPDATE!

people still with a question mark are likely one of the following posters:
Gemini
Planet-man
Ourchair
Lynx
Frapalino
VVD
Bass
and MAYBE skotti-chan
and Ultimate Houde (should he be a liar).

which means these the people who COULD be posing as lil kis... unless someone is doubling up on accounts... hmmmmmm...

More to come on this...
 
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That's a lot of question marks.

But yeah, I'm on there. Somewhere.
 
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