Ok..so
yesterday was the 4th...
hehehe...
So let's recap what's been happening, just for you folks out there. The crazy nut here, Dr. Otto Octavius, went bonkers after some explosion at a lab he was at with some other guy. Speaking of which, where is he? Anywhos, whatever that thing is around his waist with those octopus-like arms, they seem to be a part of him. And now of course, they just love me sooo much, that they're showing their affection by choking me. How thoughtful. Flowers could've worked. Well, losing oxygen here. Better think of something…getting very…sleeeepy.
Sensational Spider-Man #10
ARMED & DANGEROUS:
PART 3 OF 4
"So what will it be, Spider-Man?" Asked Dr. Octavius. "How would you like your death to be? Choked or beheaded?"
I could try to reason with him, you know. Maybe he'll listen to me. He looks like the listening type. Oh yeah right. Like THAT is going to work. Crazy people are stupid. Wait, that's it! Spider-Man thought to himself as he put his hands out.
"What are you trying to do? It's useless now, you pathetic insect," Dr. Octavius said. The lighting around them was gone. Only the reflection of the moon's light gave them enough light to see, since Octavius broke the wall. Without Octavius noticing, Spider-Man shot thin web-lines to the ceiling behind him.
"Just one thing, Octy," Spider-Man said faintly. "What's that behind you?"
"You bring only shame to yourself, Spider-Man. Not even in your last moments of life can you act like something of a man," Octavius replied, choking Spider-Man harder.
"I...wa-warned you…" Spider-Man struggled to say, than pulling the web lines as hard as he could. Pieces of the ceiling came flying fast behind Octavius, hitting him smack-hard in the back of his head, making him loose his grip on Spider-Man.
"YOU IMBECILE!" screamed Octavius, as he held his head in pain. Spider-Man stood up, faintly, only to get an uppercut by one of Octavius's arms. Spider-Man flew out the hole of the building, landing with a loud THUD on one of the waiting cop cars. Everyone looked at Spider-Man, than looked to see Octavius had fled.
"Spider-Man…Spider-Man…I can…oy…" Spider-Man murmured. This is SO not the way I wanted to the night to go. Than again, when does ANY day go the way I want it to?
The Daily Bugle
The following day.
J. Jonah Jameson's office
2:53 P.M.-
"WHERE'S THAT BLOODY KID AT?! He was supposed to be here TWO hours ago! I need those damn pictures of that thieving, sleazing, low-life, two-bit thug, SPIDER-MAN!"
"Uh-oh, Peter. Looks like someone's not liking his afternoon tea, it seems."
"Very funny, Betty. I better get in there. Otherwise, I'm going to loose my job," Peter calmly told her as he walked towards Jameson's office.
"Job? But you're only a free-lance photographer," Betty said back to Peter, confused.
Peter only replied with, "Exactly." As he entered to the office, it was like entering Hell, with Jameson being the one and only Devil.
"Where the %^#& have you been?! You DO realize that I can't put out the evening edition without those photos of Spider-Man destroying the hospital with that lunatic?!"
"Mr. Jameson sir, Spider-Man wasn't-"
"If I was asking for your opinion, I would have said so! I don't want your opinions. In fact, I don't want ANYTHING from you that's not the incriminating photos of that wall-crawler!"
"Jonah…," Robertson slowly sighed, as he stood in the behind Jameson, silently.
"Not now, Robbie! I have a newspaper to take care of," Jameson told him, brushing him off as he went up to Peter.
"Now you listen to me, Parker. Get those photos ready to be printed within the next hour, or you'll be working janitorial duties for that second-rate garbage newspaper, The Daily Globe. Now get your-"
RING! RING! RING!
RING! RING! RING!
"No, Jonah, don't worry,
I'll answer it
your phone," Robbie said, sighing and shaking his head as he picked up the phone.
"Daily Bugle, Jonah Jameson's office, Editor-In Chief. This is Robertson speaking, how may I help you? Um…alright than.
"What? Who is it, Robbie?" Jonah asked.
"He wants to talk you. I'll put him on speaker. One second please, sir." Robbie put the phone back on the hook and pressed the speaker button.
"Go ahead, sir," Robbie spoke loud.
"Jonah Jameson?"
"Yes, what do you want? Who are you?"
"How would like to have an exclusive on Spider-Man getting beaten to near death?"
Jameson grinned an evil smile and replied, "I'm listening." Peter stood still with his eyes widened.
"If you get the word out for Spider-Man to be at the Brooklyn Bridge today at 4:30, you'll be a happy man."
"What's the catch? What's in this for you? And who are you anyways?" Jameson pounded the caller with questions.
"Getting my just deserves is all I need. As for who I am…just call me, 'Spot'."
Silence quickly spread throughout the office. But it didn't take long for Jameson to break it. He grabbed a nearby edition of the Daily Bugle, curled it with his hands and pointed at the door as he yelled, "Well what are you two waiting for?! An invite from the bloody queen of England?! Get your ***** out my office and get me my scoop!"
3:15 P.M.
Area Unknown.-
"Damn it! Damn it! DAMN IT! Why can't this come off? Why?!" Octavius said in frustration as he walked about back and forth trying to take off the actuator arms.
"It's a part of you now."
"We're a part of you now."
"We are you."
"As you are us."
"Who are you? Why are you in my head?" Octavius asked, panicked. He didn't receive any answer. After a few seconds, he calmed down, and walked over to a radio that hung nearby.
"In the latest news, word has spread from the Daily Bugle that a man named 'Spot' has challenged Spider-Man to a dual at the Brooklyn Bridge At four-thirty this evening. The NYPD have already sent some of their finest men ready to halt the fight before it even begins. In other news-"
CLICK.
"Well, well, well. A gift in un-wrapped package, just for me," Octavius smiled, and left.
3:59 P.M.
Peter Parker's apartment
Upper West-side of Queens-
What am I doing here? In less than an hour, I'm supposed to be fighting some Spot guy. Could that guy be the other man from that lab explosion? Could he also be blaming me for whatever happened to him? Well, what DON'T I get blamed for these days? I bet that spider that gave me the powers is gonna show up and blame me for being there that day and biting me. I'm still not completely healed. It hurts thinking about it.
"It's almost time Parker. What's the game plan? I know! Go to the bridge and get your butt handed to you three ways from Sunday. Sometimes I wish I never got these powers," Peter said to himself. "Well, time to get the camera. Jameson's gonna need the pics of Spider-Man dying."
4:27 P.M.
Brooklyn Bridge-
Spider-Man swung over the cars as they passed by on the Brooklyn Bridge. He looked around looking for the man who he would be fighting any minute now. He swung down and started talking to a man that was on the side of the bridge, fixing his car as a little bit of smoke came out of the engine.
"Hello there mighty citizen of this oh so wonderful city that is Queens, New York, or are we already in Brooklyn, do you know?" Spider-Man asked.
"Eh…you are?" The man asked, puzzled.
"Ha-ha. You gotta be joking right? You're asking who I am?" Spider-Man asked him, as he jumped down to his side.
"I'm not from around here, sorry."
"But I'm like…world famous!"
"I'm sure you are," the man told him, without even taking a look at Spider-Man.
"You really gotta be joking! I'm Spider-Man! SPIDER-MAN! I can do like…whatever a spider can! I can swing a web any size! And I catch thieves just like flies! Really! So you gotta…you know…watch out. Cuz here I come. Spider-Man. Yeah…"
"Sorry dude doesn't ring a bell," the man said as he shut the car's hood and got in the car. "You mind helping me start this?"
"Start it yourself!" Spider-Man said as he turned away from the man. Out of nowhere, a hole appears in front of Spider-Man, having him fall through, but suddenly landing on top of the Brooklyn Bridge.
"Whoa there! How the hell did I get here?!"
"That would me, Spider-***," a voice said behind him. Spider-Man turned around to see a man in a white suit with black spots all over him.
"Wait! Don't tell me! You're in the next Dalmatian sequel. '103 Dalmatians'. Or was it 104?"
"It's Spot! Now get ready to face my wrath!"
"Grapes of wrath?"
"The only one who will be killing anyone around here now would be me." Spider-Man and Spot turned around to see none other than Octavius standing on his actuator arms.
"Hey there, Doc Octopus! HEY! That's a good name. Go ahead, take it. It's yours," Spider-Man joked.
"Perfect. The other guy who I need to take out. Well, let this party begin," Spot said.
TO BE CONTINUED…
NEXT: ROYAL RUMBLE! PLACE YOUR BETS!!