Santa Stories

[SSJmole]

Who needs a reason?

True you don't NEED a reason but it is nice to have an excuse

I have a feeling after all this you will learn the true meaning of Christmas

I already know the true reason of chrimbo is so shops make money.

Or me and Doom could teach him the true meaning of Christmas, by kicking his ***

:shifty: I don't trust you anywhere near my ***


:lol:

 

[moonmaster]

I have a feeling after all this you will learn the true meaning of Christmas

And then I will sell the film rights to Warner Bros.

Or me and Doom could teach him the true meaning of Christmas, by kicking his ***

That could work, also.

I got an I.O.U from Santa one year.

I got a D.U.I. from Santa one year.

I had no idea he was a licensed police officer in Fort Lauderdale.

I already know the true reason of chrimbo is so shops make money.

 

[SSJmole]

:lol: :lol:


but Jesus was born around September (if he existed) if you look at star formations and weather ect... where he was born.

 

[moonmaster]

:lol: :lol:


but Jesus was born around September (if he existed) if you look at star formations and weather ect... where he was born.

Whatever.

 

[ProjectX2]

I want to do something ****ing nuts this Christmas.

I might dress up as either Santa or Jesus and go chase little kids. It will be ****ing awesome.

 

[SSJmole]

Whatever.

True he is

 

[moonmaster]

I want to do something ****ing nuts this Christmas.

I might dress up as either Santa or Jesus and go chase little kids.

How about both?

 

[ProjectX2]

New Zealand Post's huge Petone mail centre has received more than 6000 letters addressed to Santa Claus - or in at least one case "Santa Claws" - in the past four weeks as children fire off Christmas requests.

"Some of them make you cry," Mrs Ropeti said.

"There was one boy who asked Santa to give his brother some biscuits in heaven, and could he tell him that they all missed him."

Another little angel will have Santa shaking in his big, shiny boots with her icy threat.

"Can I please have a PlayStation 3 or I'll never write to you again," she scrawled.

A team of Santa's little helpers, led by NZ Post administration assistant Edwina Taylor, have been making sure letters are answered and forwarded to his elves at the North Pole.

A sample of letters showed Thomas the Tank Engine pornographic material was in hot demand this year, along with the ever-popular bikes and puppies.

The mail centre has hired 35 extra staff and is handling over a million items a day during the Christmas rush, staff trainer Nathan Dodd says.

"It's pretty much a 24-7 operation at the moment."

 

[TwilightEL]

A sample of letters showed Thomas the Tank Engine pornographic material was in hot demand this year

XKCD CONTAINS THE ENTIRETY OF THE UNIVERSE.

 

[Lynx]

A sample of letters showed Thomas the Tank Engine pornographic material was in hot demand this year

How the hell is that even possible?

"Thomas takes it up the caboose by Percy".

 

[E]

How the hell is that even possible?

"Thomas takes it up the caboose by Percy".

Vulgarity doesn't usually prevents a post from earning Post of the Day, but this is a great exception.

 

[ProjectX2]

How the hell is that even possible?

"Thomas takes it up the caboose by Percy".

Alan Moore.

 

[ProjectX2]

I don't remember making this thread but it is pretty awesome.