Rice

[E]

Or go do some math.

 

[Captain Canuck]

Or go drive down the centre line in the road, 20 miles per hour under the speed limit, with your turn-signal on.

 

[Ice]

Why are we insulting Jackie Chan again?

 

[Hellsbuttmonkey]

I thought you guys were tailing to Lucy Liu?

 

[Bass]

I can't tell 'em apart.

 

[J. Agamemnon]

Jackie Chan doesn't do math. He falls off clock towers for a living.

 

[Ice]

I see Jet Li hasn't responded. Too busy doing Kung-Fu.

 

[Zombipanda]

Why are we insulting Jackie Chan again?

Because he cuts the fins off sharks and then just throws them back into the ocean.

Dick. Move.

 

[Ice]

Because he cuts the fins off sharks and then just throws them back into the ocean.

Dick. Move.

And here I thought John Woo only liked doves.

 

[Zombipanda]

And here I thought John Woo only liked doves.

.............


Why did you suddenly have to make this racist?

 

[Ice]

.............

Why did you suddenly have to make this racist?

I don't know what you're talking about. I thought we loved each other long time?

 

[E]

I thought we roved each other rong time?

ftfy

 

[Zombipanda]

I don't know what you're talking about. I thought we loved each other long time?

And now you're making fun of Scooby Doo too!?!?!?

Have you no decency at all?

 

[Ice]

And now you're making fun of Scooby Doo too!?!?!?

Have you no decency at all?

That's a bunch of Hong Kong Phooey.

 

[Captain Canuck]

[video=youtube;MqMie92LuZY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqMie92LuZY[/video]

 

[Jaggyd]

[video=youtube;MqMie92LuZY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqMie92LuZY[/video]

I see your Aristocats and raise you a Lady & the Tramp.

[video=youtube;KdDla0QW844]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdDla0QW844[/video]

 

[Captain Canuck]

Re-raise you Fantasia's adorable Tchaikovsky-dancing Chinese mushrooms

[video=youtube;MeMIzUJSpsA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeMIzUJSpsA[/video]

 

[Bass]

This thread became hate speech so gradually and brilliantly, I think we should start some kind of movement against slopes.

 

[Captain Canuck]

This thread became hate speech so gradually and brilliantly, I think we should start some kind of movement against slopes.

When you say slopes, are you talking about the slippery kind that gradually lead to open racism, or are you using one of the many asian racial slurs that I learned by watching Gran Torino?











if it's the second, you've probably crossed the line.

 

[Bass]

Can't it be both?