Quite Possibly the Greatest News Ever: Hilton as Theresa

[ourchair]

Basically, it's stating that an Indian director is looking to make a movie on the life of Mother Theresa, but that best part is that he's been feeling up Paris Hilton for the part.

*SNICKER*

 

[ultimatedjf]

That's hot.






****.

 

[moonmaster]

 

[thee great one]

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Steve GMan]

Who would've thought that a thread about Paris Hilton potraying Mother Theresa would become a complete bastardization.

 

[ProjectX2]

This news is already stupid, no need to overload it with more.

 

[moonmaster]

This news is already stupid, no need to overload it with more.

The goggles still do nothing. NOTHING!

 

[selfproclaimed]

This news is already stupid, no need to overload it with more.

there is always a need

 

[moonmaster]

there is always a need

A NEED ... FOR BLOOD.

Wait, what are we talking about?

 

[Victor Von Doom]

there is always a need

For more cowbell or Jack Bauer? Maybe Jack Bauer playing a cowbell?

 

[Dr.Strangefate]

It better have an erotic dance-music soundtrack too...

This is beyond rediculous.

Do you honestly think Hilton would agree to put on enough make-up to look like this?!

**** no!

As a catholic, i find this extremely amusing as a hypothetical, but very insulting to a very good person if it were to ever happen...

I say we just blow her up and get over it.

 

[ourchair]

Do you honestly think Hilton would agree to put on enough make-up to look like this?!

You don't get it do you? Paris will be playing the YOUNG hip version of Mother Teresa, taking the character back to her roots and reimagining her as a teenager of today.

She will be ULTIMATE MOTHER TERESA.

 

[Doc Comic]

Yeah, and instead, she's going to be a Prozac-popping villain now. She's going to kill starving people in the name of Satan.

 

[Caduceus]

I just find it fantastic that they're seeking the blessing of the pope for this.

 

[Ultimates]

And now I know why I was never big into religion...

 

[Steve GMan]

I just find it fantastic that they're seeking the blessing of the pope for this.

You mean this man?

He'd be all for it.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

The only reason I'm posting this is because it's still funny and Cory Matthews above me here posted his first. :lol:

 

[Steve GMan]

The only reason I'm posting this is because it's still funny and Cory Matthews above me here posted his first. :lol:

I... hate you. So much.

Wait...

...****.

 

[E]

What is wrong with that girl's tongue?!

 

[Steve GMan]

What is wrong with that girl's tongue?!

That's a story for another day, my friend. For another day.

*walks away into the foggy night air with trenchcoat flapping in the wind*