Lynx
Well-Known Member
Playing Devil's Advocate...
...is it really fair for us to say such things about her when we've never actually met her?
Playing the Devil. . .yes. Yes it is.
Playing Devil's Advocate...
...is it really fair for us to say such things about her when we've never actually met her?
"I can't wait to take a shower. It's gonna be so hot."
"Ah! That's cold! That's cold! That's not hot at all!"
"Uch, there goes my soa- ... That's hot."
Damn.
This is delaying her becoming the future mrs mole
Well there goes the last once of respect I might of had for you
*vomits on top of Planet-Man's vomit*Damn.
This is delaying her becoming the future mrs mole
No. You have been banned from breeding.:cry: I'm not allowed to get married?
I agree that Paris Hilton is comparable to Jack the Ripper.To play Angel's Advocate (I guess) - I'm pretty sure Jack the Ripper was a bad man. I never met him, but it seems that might have been the case.
I spent like, twenty mintues racking my brain, I really did.The title of this thread could've easily been the name of a Paris pr0n0.
Damn.
This is delaying her becoming the future mrs mole
wwtdd.com said:Paris Hilton has posted a link on her myspace to a petition for "all fans and supporters and all that are outraged by injustice". The petition is hoping that Governor Schwarzenegger will pardon her and she will not have to serve the 45 day jail sentence imposed on her last Friday for repeatedly violating her probation. The sentence, of course, came after a DUI charge and for driving 70 miles per hour down Sunset Boulevard at night without her headlights on. The petition begins:
Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton. She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives.
Well when you put it like that I'm putty in your hands you silver tongued devil. I forgot that she inherited a bunch of money and provided beauty all over the world. We should all sign this and put Paris back behind the wheel. We should also go to the zoos and free all the polar bears and lions, just let em run loose on the streets, because it's pretty much the same thing. So you could sign the first one, OR, you could sign this one, started by some mysterious stranger, asking the Governor to ignore the first one and keep her *** in jail. I know its extreme, but by golly, we've got to try something!
Don't talk about her. Don't think about her. Don't spend a moment of your life on her because you are encouraging her disease. MOVE ON AND NEVER GIVE HER THE ATTENTION SHE SO DESPERATELY CRAVES.
Unless you're watching "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset". That's my favorite South Park episode ever.
When she is released, I'm sure she'll make the talk show circuit
Assuming she doesn't die in an extremely suspicious "suicide" while behind bars.
OMG. I want to sign this. Where is it?So did anyone else sign the petition to keep her in jail? I did.
OMG. I want to sign this. Where is it?