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[E]

I agree with you

MA sucks bigtime, and I live up here.

Oh yeah, and I forgot they have evil scientists. Who knows when a giant killer robot is going to shoot death rays and incinerate your house?

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Your house is first

 

[Random]

I would never move to MA. Too cold, and I hear the people are really snobby.

Plus, I wouldn't be able to stand all the Red Sox crap everywhere.

There's a ton of MA people at my university... they're morons

 

[moonmaster]

I would never move to MA. Too cold, and I hear the people are really snobby.

Plus, I wouldn't be able to stand all the Red Sox crap everywhere.

I just imagine that everyone is like the Boston kids from SNL.

"This **** is wicked pissah!"

Oh yeah, and I forgot they have evil scientists. Who knows when a giant killer robot is going to shoot death rays and incinerate your house?

That's why you should come to IL, where there are only mad scientists who will turn your clothes into mayonnaise.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

I just imagine that everyone is like the Boston kids from SNL.

"This **** is wicked pissah!"

That's why you should come to IL, where there are only mad scientists who will turn your clothes into mayonnaise.

IL is the Home of Moony, Cheese, Kalicki and Doom.




And we have White Castles.

Why would you wanna live anywhere else?

 

[moonmaster]

Why would you wanna live anywhere else?

I certainly can't think of a reason.

 

[Planet-man]

Why would you wanna live anywhere else?

Free health care.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Free health care.

Pffft.

I can't be living in no country with rampant beaver and moose roaming the streets. Or any country whose chief export is toothless hockey players. Or maple syrup.

Wait---scratch that last one. We let you live for your syrup alone. But I'm warning you now....cut us off and we'll go to war with you Dudley Do-Right Bastards.

 

[moonmaster]

Free health care.

People in Illinois don't get sick.

It's because of Chicago's magical deep dish pizza.

 

[McCheese]

IL is the Home of Moony, Cheese, Kalicki and Doom.

Truly IL is the home of greatness.

And we have White Castles.

Why would you wanna live anywhere else?

WHITE CASTLES!!!!!

Free health care.

Free Health Care = Bad teeth.

Pffft.

I can't be living in no country with rampant beaver and moose roaming the streets. Or any country whose chief export is toothless hockey players. Or maple syrup.

Wait---scratch that last one. We let you live for your syrup alone. But I'm warning you now....cut us off and we'll go to war with you Dudley Do-Right Bastards.

Indeed.

People in Illinois don't get sick.

It's because of Chicago's magical deep dish pizza.

That's why my Grandma will never die. Tasty and healthilicious.

 

[Ice]

IL is also the home of Watcher.


Yeah.

 

[E]

IL is the Home of Moony, Cheese, Kalicki and Doom.




And we have White Castles.

Why would you wanna live anywhere else?

Help me find a job there and you can count me in.

We have sliders - er, I mean White Castles - here in MI too.

 

[Gideon Stargrave]

Help me find a job there and you can count me in.

We have sliders - er, I mean White Castles - here in MI too.

Yeah. Michigan is awesome. We have...Eminiem's place of birth.

God, I hate living here.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

Land of Lincoln FTW!

 

[Planet-man]

Well, with Lil' Kis down, what about The Real Joe Kalicki?

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Help me find a job there and you can count me in.

We have sliders - er, I mean White Castles - here in MI too.

Depends on what you're skilled at and what you wanna do.

I actually live in a decent area. Nice suburb area with plenty of job opportunities.....and then I have the big city of St.Louis literally 10 minutes down the road.

 

[SSJmole]

Well, with Lil' Kis down, what about The Real Joe Kalicki?

Good question

 

[Joe Kalicki]

E can move to Illinois but only if he buys a Ben Wallace Bulls jersey.

 

[E]

Well, with Lil' Kis down, what about The Real Joe Kalicki?

I'm interested in that too. i had nothing to do with that and the IP didn't match up with anyone already here.

Depends on what you're skilled at and what you wanna do.

I actually live in a decent area. Nice suburb area with plenty of job opportunities.....and then I have the big city of St.Louis literally 10 minutes down the road.

The #1 crime city in America!

My trade is graphic design. Web sites, print (catalogs, brochures, etc.). My degree is in Graphic Communications.

E can move to Illinois but only if he buys a Ben Wallace Bulls jersey.

You mean Ben Arnold?

 

[Victor Von Doom]

I'
The #1 crime city in America!

My trade is graphic design. Web sites, print (catalogs, brochures, etc.). My degree is in Graphic Communications.

Yeah.....they're not too proud of that. :lol: