Movies that make you cry

I've never cried, but I did tear up when I watched Fluke and Homeward Bound. Also I was, like, 10 at the time.
 
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Dose it count if superman returns made me cry with how horrible it was and how much time and money was wasted on it?
 
SSJmole said:
Dose it count if superman returns made me cry with how horrible it was and how much time and money was wasted on it?
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That's fine. I did the same with House of the Dead. Tears of rage when I realized that bastard Ewe Boll had stolen 2 hours of my life and 4 quid.
 
SSJmole said:
:lol: Never seen House of the dead
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Don't. Just don't.

If there is one piece of advice I will leave my descendants, it will be never, ever watch that film. I would prefer I found my kids watching animal porn than that cinematic abortion. One day I will build a time machine, with the sole intention of going back to the day Ewe Boll had the idea for that film, and I will violate him with a baseball bat with a nail in it. That should stop the mother****er from damaging peoples cinematic experiences with a film so bad it makes Batman and Robin look like Lord of the Rings. The film started off bad and got worse. Not only was the zombie makeup straight out of the local fancy dress shop, that gob****e director thought it would be so awesomely original to use that often overlooked part of the Matrix, the slow-mo bullet time shot. Every time a character shot a gun. Seriously. Then came that amazing idea to splice in shots of the dated arcade machine with the live (I say live but pretty sure the zombies were the most lifelike characters on screen) action shots. Complete with displays of "Insert Coin" and "Game Over" when anyone died. Speaking of which, they also felt the need to pan 360 around any dying character and fill the screen with blood. COZ THEN IT WOULD BE LIKE TEH VIDEO GAME!1! LOLZ! AWSUM!!


I ****ing hate that film.
 
I remember when I was little, I balled my eyes out to All Dogs Go to Heaven and I refuse to watch it to this day. Em, let's see, what else. The scene in The Iron Giant when he
closes his eyes and says "Superman" before colliding with the nuke to save the town
also made me misty, just because of how powerful the scene was. Grave of the Fireflies really tore my heart out, I felt bad for two days afterwards.

Moving away from cartoons :? I remember crying a little when I first saw The Seven Samurai and I still shed a tear at the end of Shane even now.
 
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Hellsbuttmonkey said:
Don't. Just don't.

If there is one piece of advice I will leave my descendants, it will be never, ever watch that film. I would prefer I found my kids watching animal porn than that cinematic abortion. One day I will build a time machine, with the sole intention of going back to the day Ewe Boll had the idea for that film, and I will violate him with a baseball bat with a nail in it. That should stop the mother****er from damaging peoples cinematic experiences with a film so bad it makes Batman and Robin look like Lord of the Rings. The film started off bad and got worse. Not only was the zombie makeup straight out of the local fancy dress shop, that gob****e director thought it would be so awesomely original to use that often overlooked part of the Matrix, the slow-mo bullet time shot. Every time a character shot a gun. Seriously. Then came that amazing idea to splice in shots of the dated arcade machine with the live (I say live but pretty sure the zombies were the most lifelike characters on screen) action shots. Complete with displays of "Insert Coin" and "Game Over" when anyone died. Speaking of which, they also felt the need to pan 360 around any dying character and fill the screen with blood. COZ THEN IT WOULD BE LIKE TEH VIDEO GAME!1! LOLZ! AWSUM!!


I ****ing hate that film.
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Oh God, I-I had no idea...*vomits*
 
Yeah. Iron Giant has made me cry. Twice.
Finding Nemo.
Toy Story 2.
8 Below.
Life is Beatiful.

To name a few.
 
Iron Giant and Toy Story 2 definitely.

I cry almost any time I see Dead Poet's Society.

I remember crying during The Last Samurai and A Beautiful Mind, but I think those should be considered with the fact that I was in a ****ty place mentally when i saw them.

I haven't cried in a movie in ages though. Probably not since junior year of high school (although there have been choked up moments).
 
Entropy said:
Grave of the Fireflies really tore my heart out, I felt bad for two days afterwards.
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Me too. The whole ending...it was just great. It was just phenomenal. It was a beautiful movie, and I wept. That's the only movie that made me cry, and for good reason.
 
Yeah, can't think of any that have actually made me cry.

I'm just a heartless bastard.
Hellsbuttmonkey said:
Don't. Just don't.

If there is one piece of advice I will leave my descendants, it will be never, ever watch that film. I would prefer I found my kids watching animal porn than that cinematic abortion. One day I will build a time machine, with the sole intention of going back to the day Ewe Boll had the idea for that film, and I will violate him with a baseball bat with a nail in it. That should stop the mother****er from damaging peoples cinematic experiences with a film so bad it makes Batman and Robin look like Lord of the Rings. The film started off bad and got worse. Not only was the zombie makeup straight out of the local fancy dress shop, that gob****e director thought it would be so awesomely original to use that often overlooked part of the Matrix, the slow-mo bullet time shot. Every time a character shot a gun. Seriously. Then came that amazing idea to splice in shots of the dated arcade machine with the live (I say live but pretty sure the zombies were the most lifelike characters on screen) action shots. Complete with displays of "Insert Coin" and "Game Over" when anyone died. Speaking of which, they also felt the need to pan 360 around any dying character and fill the screen with blood. COZ THEN IT WOULD BE LIKE TEH VIDEO GAME!1! LOLZ! AWSUM!!


I ****ing hate that film.
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It really does have the most hilariously gratuitous uses of slo-mo/bullet time ever committed to film. Exhibit A:

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So...much...bullet time!

I'm sure Langsta cried when the Asian chick in the star-spangled jumpsuit got eaten. She had just proven herself by kicking that zombie in the face in slo-mo, when she's cut down from her heroic destiny.

So bold. So moving. So tear-inducing.
 
Grocer Man said:
Jessie's flashback in Toy Story 2.

"When somebody loved me..."
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That is a tough one. I never cried at it, but I did get a little lump in my throat. I'll admit it.

Langsta said:
It's a powerful scene, when he stops the bullets and effortlessly blocks every single one of Agent Smith's punches. It's one of those scenes where it feels like, I dunno, a shiver just goes right up your spine and your skin starts to shiver and it feels like a ghost has just passed through you. Something like that.

Only then is the entire audience 100% certain that he is the One. So bold. So moving. So tear-inducing.
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YES.

I have never cried at The Matrix, but that scene sends a chill up my back every time, without fail. Pure awesome.

The only time I ever cried at a movie was Bicentennial Man. I cried about halfway through (at least I think it was halfway through, although that piece if **** is so long it was probably only 1/6 way through) because I can't believe I paid $5 to rent it.
 
The Cable Guy... when I realized I'd never see that money I spent on a ticket again...
 
We actually made a list at camp this past summer of movies its ok that a guy cries in:

Man Law #54
There is an acceptable list of movies in which men are allowed to cry for no more than five minutes which starts at first drip and ends at last drip.

Clause 1: Laughing so hard you cry is never counted against you as long as other guys in the room are laughing as hard as you are.

Man Law #54 – List

Braveheart – When Mel gets beheaded
My Dog Skip – when dog gets hit with shovel
The Green Mile – When whats his face is killed with no sponge and then when michael clark duncan get killed
Patch Adams – when his girlfriend is killed
Dead Poets society – suicide scene
Remember the Titans – when the kid dies
Gladiator – When Maximus dies
I Am Sam – whole movie
Saving Private Ryan – Vin Diesel gets shot and dies
Last Samari – when the samaris all die
Cast Away – when Wilson leaves
Armagedeon – when Bruce takes Ben's place
Old Yeller – when Old Yeller dies
Chasing Amy - the dinner scene
Click - very end when sandler loses his entire life
Schindler's List - very end
Swing Kids - suicide/end
The guardian - "suicide" and ending
 
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