Most Powerful Fictional Character of All Time

E's right. Manhatten would crush the rest of these clowns. That hippy beatnik Jesus is no match for him.

I once asked this really religious girl I know who would win in a fight between Jesus and Superman. She gave me the bs response that "Jesus would never fight. He was peaceful." I rolled my eyes, like so :roll: and preceded to amend the question to who would win in a fight between Jesus and Superman if Jesus were hypnotized and tricked into fighting Superman. Without hesitation she told me "Oh, you can't do hypnosis. That let's the demons into your soul." I stared at her like this :shock: for a few seconds then politely excused myself from her crazy ***. Now I avoid her like the plague.
 
McCheese said:
E's right. Manhatten would crush the rest of these clowns. That hippy beatnik Jesus is no match for him.

I once asked this really religious girl I know who would win in a fight between Jesus and Superman. She gave me the bs response that "Jesus would never fight. He was peaceful." I rolled my eyes, like so :roll: and preceded to amend the question to who would win in a fight between Jesus and Superman if Jesus were hypnotized and tricked into fighting Superman. Without hesitation she told me "Oh, you can't do hypnosis. That let's the demons into your soul." I stared at her like this :shock: for a few seconds then politely excused myself from her crazy ***. Now I avoid her like the plague.
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It's people like this who say dumb stuff that doesn't even jibe with their own religious beliefs that makes all Christians look bad.
 
McCheese said:
E's right. Manhatten would crush the rest of these clowns. That hippy beatnik Jesus is no match for him.

I once asked this really religious girl I know who would win in a fight between Jesus and Superman. She gave me the bs response that "Jesus would never fight. He was peaceful." I rolled my eyes, like so :roll: and preceded to amend the question to who would win in a fight between Jesus and Superman if Jesus were hypnotized and tricked into fighting Superman. Without hesitation she told me "Oh, you can't do hypnosis. That let's the demons into your soul." I stared at her like this :shock: for a few seconds then politely excused myself from her crazy ***. Now I avoid her like the plague.
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You should have rolled your eyes back into your head, and spoke ina horrible voice telling her the demons are winning the war in heaven
 
I bet that pisses ol' J-Christ off no end. He thought he was onto a damn good gimmick with that ressurecting crap. Now every comic character with a shred of marketability can come back to life... Jean Grey, Superman, Spiderman....

Time for a new gimmick methinks Mr Jesus...
 
Hellsbuttmonkey said:
Hiro from Heroes.

He can go back in time to before Promethea gained her power, use his endearing Asian charm to trick her into trusting him, then bend a-time and a-space on her *** and put her 6 feet under.

Booyah.
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But Promethea encompasses all of Existance.

There isn't even an argument over this.
Doc Comic said:
Has Jesus ever kicked Moony in the nuts?
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Umm....
Ultimate Houde said:
You should have rolled your eyes back into your head, and spoke ina horrible voice telling her the demons are winning the war in heaven
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"Wait, did you just say that demons get inside of you if your hypnotized. I was hypnotized a week ago and I can tell you that that is complete and total bullshi - GRAHHH!!

"THIS IS RAZATETH THE SACRILEGE! I HAVE SHATTERED THE EASTERN WALL OF HEAVEN BY THE POWER OF MY MIGHTY FISTS, AND NOW I LEAD THE GREAT ARMY OF DE SADE INTO ITS FERTILE GROUNDS! THEY ARE AROUSED WITH BLOOD AND PASSION AND ARE READY TO RAPE AND MUTILATE THE LAND OF GOD!!! I CARRY THE DISEMBOWLED CORPSE OF SAINT PETER AT THE END OF MY IRON SPEAR AND HIS BLOOD FLOWS DOWN MY ARM AND GIVES ME STRENGTH!! LET THE SCARLET VISAGE OF HIS VIOLATED CORPSE BE THE LAST TERRIBLE SIGHT THAT GOD AND HIS DENIZENS BEAR WITNESS TO BEFORE WE SLAUGHTER THEM ALL WITH OUR BLADES AND HANDS AND BODIES!!! LET DARKNESS REIGN FOREVER!!! HAIL LUCIFER, HAIL SATAN!!!"
Dr.Strangefate said:
Jesus would win because he would keep coming back from the dead.
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Like on Robot Chicken?
Hellsbuttmonkey said:
I bet that pisses ol' J-Christ off no end. He thought he was onto a damn good gimmick with that ressurecting crap. Now every comic character with a shred of marketability can come back to life... Jean Grey, Superman, Spiderman....

Time for a new gimmick methinks Mr Jesus...
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How about....Staying dead!

That would be a pretty astonishing sight.
 
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This is a good thread. I think moonmaster's Promethea is the best answer.
 
I just made up a character that is so powerful that it pwns Promethea, God, Jesus, Superman, Mxyzptlk, Jean Grey, Buddha, Krishna, Satan, Lucifer, Beelzebub, Moses, Dr. Manhattan, and Alan Moore. Therefore my made up character is the most powerful fictional character of all time. His name is Lashlarm, he has down syndrome.

Everything in existence, existence as we know it, is all part of Lashlarm's imagination. Lashlarm is an immensely huge, godlike, reptilian being who devours galaxies and whose real name can not be pronounced by humans (if a human being even began to attempt to pronounce his real name, their vocal cords would rupture and their bodies would subsequently implode; also, if a human being even began to attempt to comprehend the Lashlarm's size, their brain would have an un-earthly orgasm and explode inside their head).
 
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Langsta said:
I just made up a character that is so powerful that it pwns Promethea, God, Jesus, Superman, Mxyzptlk, Jean Grey, Buddha, Krishna, Satan, Lucifer, Beelzebub, Moses, Dr. Manhattan, and Alan Moore. Therefore my made up character is the most powerful fictional character of all time. His name is Timmy, he has down syndrome.
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Stop cheating.
 
Grocer Man said:
Stop cheating.
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I edited my post.

The truth is, there is no most powerful being. Each character's power is defined by the limits of your imagination. Or something.

And I didn't really cheat. He's a fictional character.
 
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That's why Promethea really is the best answer, because the only thing limiting her powers are the farthest reaches of everybody's imagination.
 
They have to be fictional? Damn...

- MacGyver

- Michael Knight/Mitch Buchanan/Nick Fury (Anyone see a pattern?) :wink:

- Silver Age Superman

- The Flash

- Neo
 
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