Please, Ultimate Namor will be more like this.
After 6 issues of double pages spreads with three words, Namor finally gets the balls to actually go to the surface of Earth.
Namor: People of Earth. Now, listen - see, you see - I am telling you this now. I - I - and I mean this - I am having a nervous breakdown. As a result (and sorry in advance) I think - no, I know, that I will have to do bad things to everybody. It's a bad thing, I understand but I - I wish it could be different, but it can't be because no one likes me. *starts crying* And I don't understand what I'm supposed - hguk - heeg - I'm going to kill you all! I'm killing everyone! I'm such a bad person!
Enter Nick Fury
Namor: Its - oh my god - it's Nick Fury, and SHIELD, the unstoppable force of plot!
Nick Fury: Tonight! This ends!
Namor: (This one sentence is spread over four double-page spreads) I AM A GOD!
Nick Fury: But I - that is to say, I - you, are having a nervous breakdown.
Namor: You are right. I will stop.
Nick Fury: Here. Walk into this plot hole. It's called "Deus Ex Machina".
THE END