DIrishB
The Timeline Guy
ourchair said:
Thats exactly what popped into my head. If "takes no sass" had been included, then I'd have thought of Sam Jackson.
Making Fun of Writing Tics
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Thats exactly what popped into my head. If "takes no sass" had been included, then I'd have thought of Sam Jackson.
Doc Comic
Well-Known Member
Just a little bit of a variation here.
What if...Bryan Hitch and Alex Ross teamed-up?
From Marvel.com (October 22, 2005):
Marvel today announced a special ten-page backup story in Ultimate Spider-Man to be written by Mark Millar and co-drawn by Bryan Hitch and Alex Ross. The story is set for release in September 2006.
September 2006
The ten-page backup story by Bryan Hitch and Alex Ross has been delayed to January 2007.
January 2007
The ten-page backup story by Bryan Hitch and Alex Ross has been delayed to April 2007
April 2007
Please, God, kill me now.
What if...Bryan Hitch and Alex Ross teamed-up?
From Marvel.com (October 22, 2005):
Marvel today announced a special ten-page backup story in Ultimate Spider-Man to be written by Mark Millar and co-drawn by Bryan Hitch and Alex Ross. The story is set for release in September 2006.
September 2006
The ten-page backup story by Bryan Hitch and Alex Ross has been delayed to January 2007.
January 2007
The ten-page backup story by Bryan Hitch and Alex Ross has been delayed to April 2007
April 2007
Please, God, kill me now.
DIrishB
The Timeline Guy
Doc Comic said:
:lol:
God its so true.
Ice
Teh Sexy Monkey Queen
This deserves POTD nominee (if not winner).Doc Comic said:
:lol: :lol:
DIrishB
The Timeline Guy
icemastertron said:
It deserves nomination, but the day's still early yet. Moony will probably spout some random **** yet that wins it for him as usual.
Ice
Teh Sexy Monkey Queen
Hence the "(if not winner)" part.DIrishB said:
moonmaster
Without him, all of you would be lost souls roamin
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What If Frank Miller Wrote 'The Ultimates':
Captain America's Inner Monologue: I snap the terrorists neck and he goes cold in my hands. I can't take it. I'm a man out of time. I can't adjust to this world.
I can't do this. I'm a man out of time.
I'm a man out of time.
I'm a man out of time.
I'm a man out of time.
I'm a man out of time.
I'm a man out of time.
I'm a man out of ti-
*Gets smacked in the back of the head*
Oh, sorry. That happens sometimes. So where was I?...
Captain America's Inner Monologue: I snap the terrorists neck and he goes cold in my hands. I can't take it. I'm a man out of time. I can't adjust to this world.
I can't do this. I'm a man out of time.
I'm a man out of time.
I'm a man out of time.
I'm a man out of time.
I'm a man out of time.
I'm a man out of time.
I'm a man out of ti-
*Gets smacked in the back of the head*
Oh, sorry. That happens sometimes. So where was I?...
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ourchair
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?That is one of the most spot-on parodies I've ever seen of Frank Miller's writing style, unfortunately.moonmaster said:
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
What if Bass wrote the Ultimate X-Men?
Ultimate X-Men #100 (Closure 12 of 12) - This final arc, everything comes to an end, and you'll be amazed how it has happened! Retailer note, this title has been delayed 70 times already.
What if Ourchair and Compound wrote the Ultimate Fantastic Four?
Ultimate Fantastic Four #69 (Libido, 1 of 2) - The opening arc for these two new writers, watch as everyone figures out if Reed and Sue actually do it in this issue, and how Reed uses his elastic pendages for this type of thing. A bonus story by Jonnyfreeze, does Thing have a rock penis or not? Your questions will be answered!
What if DIrishB wrote Ultimate Spiderman?
Ultimate Spiderman # 134 (Tick Tock, 1 of 7). With MJ kidnapped, Peter Parker must figure out his own continuity to figure out this kidnapper's secret agenda. A romp through time, in which the Ultimate Universe time problems are COMPLETELY SOLVED!
What if E wrote Ultimate Iron Man?
Ultimate Iron Man (Beginning 1 of 5), The beginning of Ultimate Iron Man! This origin has everything, from Howard Stark's Divorce, blue bacteria armor, radioactive monkey bites that affect pregnancy, and appendages that can fall off and be regrown! See this in this groundbreaking run!
Ultimate X-Men #100 (Closure 12 of 12) - This final arc, everything comes to an end, and you'll be amazed how it has happened! Retailer note, this title has been delayed 70 times already.
What if Ourchair and Compound wrote the Ultimate Fantastic Four?
Ultimate Fantastic Four #69 (Libido, 1 of 2) - The opening arc for these two new writers, watch as everyone figures out if Reed and Sue actually do it in this issue, and how Reed uses his elastic pendages for this type of thing. A bonus story by Jonnyfreeze, does Thing have a rock penis or not? Your questions will be answered!
What if DIrishB wrote Ultimate Spiderman?
Ultimate Spiderman # 134 (Tick Tock, 1 of 7). With MJ kidnapped, Peter Parker must figure out his own continuity to figure out this kidnapper's secret agenda. A romp through time, in which the Ultimate Universe time problems are COMPLETELY SOLVED!
What if E wrote Ultimate Iron Man?
Ultimate Iron Man (Beginning 1 of 5), The beginning of Ultimate Iron Man! This origin has everything, from Howard Stark's Divorce, blue bacteria armor, radioactive monkey bites that affect pregnancy, and appendages that can fall off and be regrown! See this in this groundbreaking run!
Ice
Teh Sexy Monkey Queen
Didn't you already get POTD today? :lol:Ultimate Houde said:
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
Ice said:
I'm an overachiever, what can I say
TwilightEL
Well-Known Member
Shamelessly bumping this thread without contributing to it. This is all brilliant.
Planet-man
Well-Known Member
What if Grant Morrison wrote the origin of Ultimate Spider-Man?
"Reality leers at me through round lenses.
I look down at my hand.
It looks up at me with eight glistening eyes.
The filth. A speck of writhing dirt.
I am the doorway!
Needling fangs glimmer and drip as the World removes itself.
My veins are raped by its teeth.
I fall for a lifetime.
Ben! BEN!!!
Death screams as the window opens to a land of twilight
Power transcends the truth.
Peter is dead. I am the Spider."
"Reality leers at me through round lenses.
I look down at my hand.
It looks up at me with eight glistening eyes.
The filth. A speck of writhing dirt.
I am the doorway!
Needling fangs glimmer and drip as the World removes itself.
My veins are raped by its teeth.
I fall for a lifetime.
Ben! BEN!!!
Death screams as the window opens to a land of twilight
Power transcends the truth.
Peter is dead. I am the Spider."
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