Spider-Man JJ Jameson's reaction to Spider-Man being in New Avengers

[thee great one]

FER' SHIZZLE
DIZZLE BIZZLE MYSTIZZIBIZZLE STIZZLES
SPIZZLIN' IN IZLLEDIZZLE LANGUIZZLE.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP!?" -DIZZLE BIZZLE PUBLIZZLE J. JONAH JIZZLE​

The first person to decode that headline correctly gets a muffin.

I could only decode about half of that.

 

[ProjectX2]

FER' SHIZZLE
DAILY BUGLE MYSTIZZIBIZZLE STIZZLES
SPIDER-MAN IN IZLLEDIZZLE LANGUIZZLE.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP!?" -DAILY BUGLE PUBLISHER J. JONAH JAMESON​

That's how much I can get...

 

[Nurhachi]

FOR SURE
DAILY BUGLE MYSTIZZIBIZZLE STIZZLES
SPIDER-MAN IN IZLLEDIZZLE LANGUAGE.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP!?" -DAILY BUGLE PUBLISHER J. JONAH JAMESON​

 

[ourchair]

FER' SHIZZLE
DIZZLE BIZZLE MYSTIZZIBIZZLE STIZZLES
SPIZZLIN' IN IZLLEDIZZLE LANGUIZZLE.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP!?" -DIZZLE BIZZLE PUBLIZZLE J. JONAH JIZZLE​

The first person to decode that headline correctly gets a muffin.

I think it says, "For sure! Daily Bugle mysteriously stops spelling in identifiable language" and then the obvious "what the hell is this crap!? - Daily Bugle Publisher J. Jonah Jameson"

On that note please do not use the term "J. Jonah Jizzle" ever again. It sounds wrong.

 

[E]

HAHAHAHA!! :lol:

 

[ultimatedjf]

On that note please do not use the term "J. Jonah Jizzle" ever again. It sounds wrong.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I was just gonna write that, but you beat me to it!

 

[Ice]

Gah! Jealous ones.


(Thats a joke, btw)



Still, its funny to say. :lol:

 

[moonmaster]

The Correct Decoding:

FOR SURE
DAILY BUGLE MYSTERIOUSLY STARTS
SPEAKING IN IZZLE DIZZLE LANGUAGE

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP?!"-DAILY BUGLE PUBLISHER
J. JONAH JAMESON ​

Ourchair came the closest, so he gets the muffin. I already know your adress (don't ask me how,......I have my ways) and the muffin will be shipped to your home in 16-20 weeks.

Oh yeah and,

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That is all. You may resume your regular activities.

 

[thee great one]

Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle

 

[E]

This is my new favorite thread.

 

[moonmaster]

This is my new favorite thread.

E ENJOYS THREAD
ADMINISTRATOR OF ULTIMATE CENTRAL
WEBSITE THINKS THREAD IS AWESOME

"THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THREAD."-ULTIMATE E ​

 

[ProjectX2]

This is my new favorite thread.

Agreed.

 

[moonmaster]

Projectx2 Revives Ancient Thread
UC Posters Receive Fond Memories
from Long Forgotten Topic

"We were all so different back then, so innocent." - Pensive Onlooker
"We can't post in all caps anymore." - moonmaster​

 

[Ice]

:evil: Jameson......is....PRO....SPIDEY GARSHDARNIT

You still want to say that 3 years later? :lol:

 

[E]

E ENJOYS THREAD
ADMINISTRATOR OF ULTIMATE CENTRAL
WEBSITE THINKS THREAD IS AWESOME

"THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THREAD."-ULTIMATE E ​

I lol'd.

Also, "jizzle". Huh. Huh huh. Huh huh huh.

 

[ProjectX2]

I was trying to look for the thread where Nurhachi said "you'd like toxin dawg" but I couldn't find it.

 

[E]

I was trying to look for the thread where Nurhachi said "you'd like toxin dawg" but I couldn't find it.

I hope to God that didn't get deleted, because that should be Museumed.

 

[ProjectX2]

I hope to God that didn't get deleted, because that should be Museumed.

I think it was in a thread DSF made asking for recommendations. It doesn't seem to exist anymore.

EDIT: Found it: http://www.ultimatecentral.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2818&page=2