ourchair
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Admit it, this argument is so awesome that it clearly ends all debate.
Hellsbuttmonkey
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ourchair
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Well, I like my super-long explanation more, but being able to mention a cross-dressing Wesley Snipes makes a more fun argument.No.
Bass
Nexus of the World
I think you made Wesley Snipes up.
Ice
Teh Sexy Monkey Queen
Fo' sho'.
TwilightEL
Well-Known Member
They both lose to Tony Jaa. Many of you do not know who Tony Jaa is. This is a horror on the level of Ultimate Clone Saga. I shall enlighten you.
Remember that scene where Jack Bauer breaks the guy's neck by running up the wall? And remember Lost's most badass moment ever, when Sayid broke the guy's neck with his thighs? Remember the opening free running sequence of Casino Royale?
You may regard these events as especially badass. This is because you have not seen Tony Jaa. Tony Jaa considers these to be warmups.
Imagine the best Jackie Chan fight scene you've ever seen. Now imagine that instead of fighting a half-dozen to a dozen guys for a few minutes and hitting them repeatedly, he would fight several dozen guys. Also, imagine that instead of improvising weapons out of whatever's nearby, he would just catch their fists with his elbow, knee, or thighs and audibly break their bones.
When Tony Jaa hits people, they do not get up. They lie on the floor groaning and sobbing. Occasionally, he will break someone's neck or just trip them with a chair as a change of pace.
Tony Jaa would walk up to Jack Bauer and snap his neck. Tony Jaa would find the terrorists' hideout and kill a dozen of them in a matter of seconds until the rest of them fainted, ran away or peed themselves. Tony Jaa would beat up Noah Bennett. Sylar would spend one or two seconds giving Tony Jaa one of his patented creepy looks. In that time, Jaa would flip over to Sylar and snap his neck. Even if Sylar did manage to get a telekinetic hold on Tony Jaa, the power of Tony Jaa's muscles would break it. The idea of Chuck Norris besting Jaa is laughable and anyone who would suggest it is a knave or sadly ignorant of Jaa's greatness.
This has been a public service announcement to ensure that you are all aware of just how much badass exists in the world. If you doubt my words, then look upon his mightiness and despair.
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Remember that scene where Jack Bauer breaks the guy's neck by running up the wall? And remember Lost's most badass moment ever, when Sayid broke the guy's neck with his thighs? Remember the opening free running sequence of Casino Royale?
You may regard these events as especially badass. This is because you have not seen Tony Jaa. Tony Jaa considers these to be warmups.
Imagine the best Jackie Chan fight scene you've ever seen. Now imagine that instead of fighting a half-dozen to a dozen guys for a few minutes and hitting them repeatedly, he would fight several dozen guys. Also, imagine that instead of improvising weapons out of whatever's nearby, he would just catch their fists with his elbow, knee, or thighs and audibly break their bones.
When Tony Jaa hits people, they do not get up. They lie on the floor groaning and sobbing. Occasionally, he will break someone's neck or just trip them with a chair as a change of pace.
Tony Jaa would walk up to Jack Bauer and snap his neck. Tony Jaa would find the terrorists' hideout and kill a dozen of them in a matter of seconds until the rest of them fainted, ran away or peed themselves. Tony Jaa would beat up Noah Bennett. Sylar would spend one or two seconds giving Tony Jaa one of his patented creepy looks. In that time, Jaa would flip over to Sylar and snap his neck. Even if Sylar did manage to get a telekinetic hold on Tony Jaa, the power of Tony Jaa's muscles would break it. The idea of Chuck Norris besting Jaa is laughable and anyone who would suggest it is a knave or sadly ignorant of Jaa's greatness.
This has been a public service announcement to ensure that you are all aware of just how much badass exists in the world. If you doubt my words, then look upon his mightiness and despair.
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TONY JAA! **** YEAH!
Random
Didn't **** any of those *****es
ARGGG!!!! Didn't I post a ton of explanations that this thread is simply between Jack Bauer and Noah Bennet? I mean I'm not saying no one is more Bad *** than Bauer (though that list would be very few in numbers), just in an arguement between these two.
That is a seriously kick *** scene
Langsta
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I love the scene in The Protector when he slices those dudes with the elephant tendons. I own The Protector and Ong-Bak.
EDIT: Whoops, SORRY RANDOM, DID NOT SEE YOUR POST.
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TwilightEL
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I know, I just wanted any excuse, no matter how flimsy, to go on about how completely badass Jaa is.
All in one take. No edits.
Planet-man
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Did you just find out about Jaa or something? I saw Ong-Bak the Friday it opened and have been praising him the years since. He is truly awesome and I'd approve of using him for all the martial art stunts in the next Batman movie.
His best fight scene though, as awesome as the above one is, is the one from the end of The Protector where he's rushed by like 50 guys and goes out of his way to make sure he breaks 2+ bones in all of them. And they totally ****ing deserve it too.
His best fight scene though, as awesome as the above one is, is the one from the end of The Protector where he's rushed by like 50 guys and goes out of his way to make sure he breaks 2+ bones in all of them. And they totally ****ing deserve it too.
Langsta
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Everyone deserves to get there *** handed to them by Tony Jaa. Even Mother Theresa.
Who the **** is Noah Bennet and what's so great about him?
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Planet-man
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*Tony Jaa hands Langsta's *** to him*
TwilightEL
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Yeah, someone recently showed me that video from The Protector. I would've used it to demonstrate his awesomeness if it weren't screened. Jaa is amazing.
It's an honor to be worthy of a Tony Jaa beat-down.
Unless it's because you apparently killed his elephant, in which case you are scum.
Langsta
Well-Known Member
Ah, I see, Noah Bennet, some dude from Heroes. Heroes and 24 are both mediocre television shows in my humble opinion.
The Sopranos is overrated, and James Gandolfini over-acts. That show is also prejudice against Italians.
I guess what I'm trying to say is, neither Jack Bauer nor Noah Bennet is at all badass in any way, shape, or carbon-based form.
The Sopranos is overrated, and James Gandolfini over-acts. That show is also prejudice against Italians.
I guess what I'm trying to say is, neither Jack Bauer nor Noah Bennet is at all badass in any way, shape, or carbon-based form.
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Random
Didn't **** any of those *****es
That I can respect, but still
Which is why it's so ****ing awesome
Well, any weight your opinion may have held for is now gone
Hibiki
Really is pretentious, no matter what she says. Do
that scene Tiwlight posted is my favorite. It's unedited awesomeness. I remember reading he was tired the whole time so they had to figure out resting points so he wouldn't get overexhausted. so basically, if he's not hitting, he's resting. After 5 flights of stairs and kicking *** doing so, i wouldn't blame him.
