Introducing The Daily Weird

[Joe Kalicki]

Did you ever find out?

Actually, I completely forgot before reading this again today.

I promise I'll look it up when I get home.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

I should have seen that the one comment wasn't the Houde we know.

I wonder why take Houde's name for such a lame comment.

Anyway...

I insulted someone's intellect in one of the pictures, I'm assuming it's the same person who used my name later on.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

Actually, I completely forgot before reading this again today.

I promise I'll look it up when I get home.

Okay, folks, here it is, the explanaation as to why Captain America and Bucky dresss up as women to go to Europe. . .

There is none!

The story is from Captain America Comics 2, "Trapped in the Nazi Stronghold!," helpfully reprinted in Golden Age Captain America Masterworks 1.

American financier Henry Baldwin is kidnapped by Nazis and presumed taken to Europe. As Captain America says while reading the paper, "Believed taken to Europe, eh? That sound's (sic) logical!" So, Bucky asks "Now what are you thinking of doing, Cap?" Then this happens.

After which Captain America and Bucky stroll past their Sergeant as he says "By gum, where'd they come from? Could swear they remind me of someone!"

On the plane to Europe Bucky is heard to remark "Oh, Granny! Look at all the beautiful waves!" To which Captain America responds "I'm looking, sweet child --- But not at the waves. . . Take a gander ay who's sitting there!"

"Well I'll be! It's Henry Baldwin!" Dun dun DUN!

Then Cap's attention is immediately drawn away as "That guy coming toward us looks like a fifth columnist!" So he socks him right in the face! Then goes back to knitting and singing "Tra-la-la-tra-la" while the fifth columnist puts his monocle back on and says "If I vass sure of vot I'm thinking -- I'd ---"

And then Captain America and Bucky change out of their dresses and fight Nazis aboard the airplane in an effort to find Henry Baldwin, who's NO LONGER ON THE PLANE! Dun DUN!!! So Captain America and Bucky get back in their dresses, their plane lands in Portugal, where they enter Germany by way of "Gay Paris!"

Anyway, it turns out there's a Nazi disguised as Baldwin and Captain America and Bucky save the day.

But there's no actual explanation given as to why they wore such disguises all the way from the USA to Portugal, France, Germany, England and back.

 

[E]

Who needs an excuse to dress pretty?!

 

[Iceshadow]

So Captain America and Bucky get back in their dresses, their plane lands in Portugal, where they enter Germany by way of "Gay Paris!"

If someone tells you that there is a more efficient way to get to Germany then they're lying.

 

[E]

6/12 Transparent butterflies

6/13 Weiner abuse case

 

[E]

6/14 Hair competition contestant

 

[E]

6/15 Blue lobster
6/16 Limo in San Francisco
6/17 Competitive advertising
6/18 Umpire split

 

[E]

6/19 Firefighter lunch break
6/20 Bad Hulk Hogan tattoo

 

[Planet-man]

Hahaha, this was in the Uncyclopedia article about "Trust".:lol:

 

[E]

6/21 Angel sword guitar

 

[E]

6/22 Cheap car for sale
6/23 Toys 'R' Us and Hooters
6/24 Crocodile snack
6/25 Efficient mouse trap

 

[E]

Freaky one today:

6/26 Curtis Allgier, Utah's Public Enemy #1

 

[Ice]

Freaky one today:

6/26 Curtis Allgier, Utah's Public Enemy #1

Poor Toggy. I told him he'll never reach out of the Top 15.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

Poor Toggy. I told him he'll never reach out of the Top 15.

Did he ever make it home?

 

[Ice]

Did he ever make it home?

Yeah he did. He posted once from his old home.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

Yeah he did. He posted once from his old home.

Oh thank God. I could picture him living in the Philadelphia airport like Tom Hanks in The Terminal.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Well, when I hit the airport the next morning, I didn't see him, so I don't think he was there

 

[Joe Kalicki]

Well, when I hit the airport the next morning, I didn't see him, so I don't think he was there

He was in the bathroom.

Earnin' his way home.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

....

Ew

 

[Victor Von Doom]

....

Ew

Verily.


We haven't heard from Max since Philly have we?

 

[Ultimate Houde]

No we haven't

I wondered if we scarred him

 

[Victor Von Doom]

No we haven't

I wondered if we scarred him

He also just might be sleeping. On account that the bum has no job.



That ****ing guy.....

 

[E]

For Doom:

6/27 LOLMcDonalds

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Greatest.Weird.Ever.


The LOL Phenomenon cannot be stopped.

 

[E]

6/28 Mr. Clean ad in New York
6/29 Sidewalk well

 

[E]

6/30 A snake that swallowed 2 light bulbs
7/1 Mouse sandwich <- Yum!

 

[Dr.Strangefate]

Must be a grass roots promotional technique for Ratatouille

 

[E]

7/2 Night shining clouds
7/3 AT-AT stroller

 

[thee great one]

He was in the bathroom.

Earnin' his way home.

I just wanted a cheeseburger.