I'm Terrified

[Zombipanda]

Not getting a bad blowjob, that's the key to your earlier rant I think. Nothing ruins a day, hell a week, like a bad blowjob.

Bad blowjob?

How could I ever think such a thing existed?

 

[Hellsbuttmonkey]

It's possible...

A girl with braces that have a broken wire on them for example.


or...

She got a little too drunk that night, but she was up for it so you let her get down there. Until, she realises... too late... that she needs to vomit...


/bad memories

 

[ourchair]

People are no more violent, horrible, psychotic, hateful and terrifying than they were in centuries past.

There are simply more of us.

 

[AnTwan]

Bad blowjob?

How could I ever think such a thing existed?

Yeah don't kid your self... think hard. A bad blowjob is worse than no blowjob at all.

Use this as words to live by if you get sad about being alone. "At least I'm not getting a bad blowjob.