I hate the internet

[the watcher]

Online gamers are the worst. I go to play in an European server, so my ping is quite high and I'm lagging a bit, but I still manage to do quite well, and some ignorant ******* tells me I suck. I tell him that I don't normally play in this server because of the lag, and do you know what he then says to me?

Your mom's **** is the biggest in the world.

For ****'s sake. What the hell does that even have to do with the game?

He just trying to make you his *****...

 

[Friday]

Online gamers are the worst. I go to play in an European server, so my ping is quite high and I'm lagging a bit, but I still manage to do quite well, and some ignorant ******* tells me I suck. I tell him that I don't normally play in this server because of the lag, and do you know what he then says to me?

Your mom's **** is the biggest in the world.

For ****'s sake. What the hell does that even have to do with the game?

Something similar to that is why I posted this in the first place. I have come to loathe the word Newb/n00b/Newbie in all its incarnations. I mean for ****s sake you weren't born a godly player of any game. Shut the **** up if someones trying to learn.

 

[the watcher]

Something similar to that is why I posted this in the first place. I have come to loathe the word Newb/n00b/Newbie in all its incarnations. I mean for ****s sake you weren't born a godly player of any game. Shut the **** up if someones trying to learn.

Never going to happen. As a world we have become to full of ourselves, and think we can say what ever the hell we want to other people and expect them to just take it.

 

[Caduceus]

*offers a dollar*

Nice tip there.

Seldes has my address, and there are other people I'd give it to but there's no real need for it.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Psh. Houde's been to my house and mutated my cat.

What did I ever do to you?

As for members here whom have my address, Seldes and Doom.

But yeah, for the most part, people lose brain cells on the internet

 

[Joe Kalicki]

What did I ever do to you?

Nothin'. But my poor kitty. . .

And I gave you a Dew. . .

 

[Ultimate Quicksilver]

Welcome to no man's land.
The only place where you can meet friends and have your kidney sold in the black market, at the same time.
Send an email to your sick cousin while watching a video with two gorgeous girls, a midget and a pony.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Nothin'. But my poor kitty. . .

And I gave you a Dew. . .

Dude

I never touched your cat

 

[Gideon Stargrave]

I love people who act like complete dicks on the Internet. They're my favorite.

 

[Friday]

I love people who act like complete dicks on the Internet. They're my favorite.

:| :sure:

 

[Gideon Stargrave]

:| :sure:

They make me complete.

 

[Caduceus]

They make me complete.

They would.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

Dude

I never touched your cat

Well, it suddenly has two heads and breathes fire.

Now I don't know who to suspect. :shifty:

 

[Victor Von Doom]

My bad....

 

[Joe Kalicki]

My bad....

DOOOOOOOM!!!!

(where's my fist-shaking smiley?)

 

[Lynx]

Easiest solution I can give is be a dick back. The Internet is like the Wild West. If you don't carry a loaded gun on you at all times, you're probably going to get shot.

 

[Grocer Man]

The problem with the Internet is that it allows ideas to spread everywhere. Especially the bad ones.

Here's a quote from the webcomic Metroid: 3rd Derivative that seems rather appropriate:

I was going to make a comic today.

Instead I'm going to order a pizza and soak in hot water all evening. I need to get away from computers for awhile.

Why? I already know that the Internet is a place of narcissism and fetishes and lots of pornography. But it always manages to surprise me with something.

In this case, it was M&M pornnography. Yes. The anthropromorphic chocolates that run into Santa every Christmas.

Having sex.

"Melts in your mouth, not in your hand."

I like to share my pain.

...share it you did.

 

[Planet-man]

Personally I don't care if anyone knows I'm Edward Friday Pfender The Second.

:shock:

You? You're THE Edward Friday Pfender II?

*turns to hectic FBI computer room*

WE GOT HIM! GO!!!!!!!!

 

[moonmaster]

How's this for trust? I'll give out Ourchair's contact info (phone number, home address, other particulars negotiable), if you can offer me something of equivalent value, in return. :twisted:

Alright.

*puts on red lipstick and pulls hair back*

I still have your number in my phone. My phone that can only be used for text messages and under one minute calls since its two years old and took most of a bottle of Zima to the battery.

I need a new phone



I once worked in a video store. Not only was the majority of customers giant douchebags but about a third would constantly try to get free rentals. They'd bring movies in and say they wouldn't play, then ask me why they'd lie when I put it in out $35 Wal-Mart player and it'd be perfect. I dunno, you want to see another movie without paying? Jackasses.

I'm starting to see the benefit of the small shack in the woods.

Walden FTW!

I feel the same way... but then I think I would miss some of the good people... and hot women... and Portillo's, mmm Portillo's the greatest beef/burger/hot dog place ever...

Mmm. Portillo's. :drooling:

I love people who act like complete dicks on the Internet. They're my favorite.

Wow, it's great to see someone who loves themself so much.

:shock:

You? You're THE Edward Friday Pfender II?

*turns to hectic FBI computer room*

WE GOT HIM! GO!!!!!!!!

THEY TRIED TO KILL HIM

"I know what you did to me!"

THEY TRIED TO GET RID OF HIM

"Tell me who I really am!"

THEY FAILED

"Where are you Pfender? Stay on the line."

"I'm coming. I'm coming for you."

THIS SUMMER, NEW MOON PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS

"We've got you cornered, Pfender. There's no way out!"

...

"I know who I am. I know everything."

THE PFENDER IDENTITY

COMING TO NO THEATERS NEAR YOU NOT ANYTIME SOON

 

[ourchair]

Online gamers are the worst. I go to play in an European server, so my ping is quite high and I'm lagging a bit, but I still manage to do quite well, and some ignorant ******* tells me I suck. I tell him that I don't normally play in this server because of the lag, and do you know what he then says to me?

Your mom's **** is the biggest in the world.

For ****'s sake. What the hell does that even have to do with the game?

John Romero, is that you?

How's this for trust? I'll give out Ourchair's contact info (phone number, home address, other particulars negotiable), if you can offer me something of equivalent value, in return.

*offers a dollar*

I'm easy.