Hottest Comic Males

[ourchair]

Thinking someone hot doesn't really mean either. It's a measure of attractiveness. I don't find myself drawn to be pally with someone because they're attractive, nor would I want to have sex with someone merely because they are attractive, and this applies to women too.

Hm. You raise an interesting point. But I think what we have here is that you've subjectively defined "hot" or "attractiveness" as something that, while being subjectively measurable, has no bearing on your actions as an individual.

Well, I think that's valid. But in my case, I think the pull of "hotness"'s influence on an individual is a non-issue. Whoever I choose as a hot comic male or hot comic female doesn't mean I'd do anything about it if they were real flesh and blood beings, in the same way we wisely avoid the bad boys and the frail princesses who mysteriously allure us for no damn good reason.

If you're really having trouble, then imagine a warm room full of twenty "hot" girls, and decide which of the list would have the most phone numbers by the end of the evening.

Hey, that's actually a really awesome way to measure it. Sort of subjective AND objective. The problem is what if s/he just doesn't run around getting people's numbers?

 

[TheManWithoutFear]

Thinking someone hot doesn't really mean either. It's a measure of attractiveness. I don't find myself drawn to be pally with someone because they're attractive, nor would I want to have sex with someone merely because they are attractive, and this applies to women too.

He's got a point. Brad Pitt, Colin Farrell, Andy **** are all extremely good looking but I don't want to bone them.

 

[Guijllons]

Ok, there is a team of specialists behind a two way mirror making notes on the evenings events. They each gauge the girls reactions to the fictional superheroes in question, and award points as to how attracted to said fictional characters they appear to be.

As a backup plan, all the girls could be fitted with heart monitors and little cameras to check for pupil dilation, and ushered past each hero, given 1 minute each with them (speed dating styleee), and then a completely impartial computer tallies up the scores.

Or, think of your favourite colour, and pick the guy with the costume closest to that.

 

[ourchair]

He's got a point. Brad Pitt, Colin Farrell, Andy **** are all extremely good looking but I don't want to bone them.

That's because you're straight, silly. List to me attractive women you don't want to bone. (Your mom doesn't count.)

 

[Guijllons]

Natalie Portman is a good example of that.
She has all the right bits in all the right places, she is a very attractive girl, from what I have seen o her in interviews she seems bright, funny, and indeed.. sexy.. but aside from all of this, I just wouldn't.

 

[Dr.Strangefate]

hehehe....

This is amusing me to no end...

For me, I used hot in such a way that meant "If this person existed in real life, would I want to get into their pants."

For me its Pietro, because I think he'd probably be the prettiest, sexiest one in real life, because he's a clean person who cares about how he looks (probably to a narcissistic level). And White hair on young people is sexy in comics.

 

[Guijllons]

You know, I've totally forgotten who I said I thought was hot in the chick poll. Probably some loose little bit that expects me to feel grateful for anything I get.. such is life.

 

[Caduceus]

You know, I've totally forgotten who I said I thought was hot in the chick poll. Probably some loose little bit that expects me to feel grateful for anything I get.. such is life.

You know...you could just look. It's italicized and the thread was dug up with this one.

 

[Guijllons]

Yeah, but that means clicking buttons and stuff, it's all a big hassle I can tell you.

 

[Guijllons]

Dazzler, yeah, makes sense.

 

[moonmaster]

I voted for Ben Grimm.

I like it rough. :wink:

 

[Guijllons]

I voted for Ben Grimm.

I like it rough. :wink:

There's something of a difference between a cat's tongue and having a housebrick shoved up your jacksie though.


*wonders how long it will take before this post gets deleted or edited*

 

[moonmaster]

There's something of a difference between a cat's tongue and having a housebrick shoved up your jacksie though.


*wonders how long it will take before this post gets deleted or edited*

Don't worry. I've seen people post much more offensive things than that. *cough*Bass*cough*

 

[Ultxon]

I voted for Johnny. Someone had to hint towards the hotness joke. Besides he seems liek a fun guy, who wouldn't want to date him?

 

[moonmaster]

I voted for Johnny. Someone had to hint towards the hotness joke. Besides he seems liek a fun guy, who wouldn't want to date him?

Good point. Johnny is by far the hottest person on the list.

 

[Guijllons]

I see Wolverine, Angel and Harry are the stragglers on no votes.
All of which have actually been hinted at in the comics as 'sexy' people. Logan gets it on with Jean, Warren is a drop dead stud that all the girls drool over (apparently), and Harry the heartbreaker was doing his thang with MJ before Peter came on the scene.

And who's winning? Thor, who was drooled over by Jarvis.
Says an awful lot it does.

 

[Nurhachi]

Seriously guys, why is Toad not on here? He's got a prehensile tongue you know :drooling:

 

[Ice]

He's got a prehensile tongue you know :drooling:

The thought of that.....*Shudders*

 

[moonmaster]

Seriously guys, why is Toad not on here? He's got a prehensile tongue you know :drooling:

:shock: :heybaby:

Sounds hot. Except for all the slime.

 

[Nurhachi]

:shock: :heybaby:

Sounds hot. Except for all the slime.

Slime is a good lubricant Moonie