I watched the finale "An Invisible Thread". I assume the eponymous thread is the one HOLDING THE STORY TOGETHER as it certainly was ****ing invisible.
AMUSING THING! You can tell Pasdar isn't left handed when he signs. He picks up the pen VERY peculiarly. I like these kinda observations.
INCONSISTENCY, THY NAME IS HEROES: ... Sylar didn't take puppet man's powers. He was alive, remember? So is this whole "making Claire do what I want" just tk? Because when he's used tk to move people before, they just glide. They don't walk. (The gliding would've looked cooler, btw) Also, Sylar can use his tk to fly. Something he has
never done before. But it's okay. It's HEROES. They don't like being consistent.
THANK GOD WE FIRED LOEB! Just as well Sylar isn't a Petrelli and that whole plot line was aborted, huh? Otherwise, this whole, "Claire & Sy" love-in would be incest. Oh, and
Me said:
ADAM! I miss Adam Munroe. Peter should've died in the explosion in season 1. Adam could still have a reason to save Nathan: He asks Claire to be his eternal, immortal wife. So what if they're probably related? It's so far removed, it's okay! Adam should totally have a thing for Claire.
Adam should be the immortal and ancient enemy forever cursed to duel for his love. Not Sylar. Adam LOST his first true love to Hiro. It was that betrayal that turned him to the dark side. It would be perfect if the one woman who COULD be his lover
really doesn't want to be.
EXCITEMENT, SHE WROTE! Okay, the whole "Peter just has to touch Sylar" set up was REALLY exciting.
OH NO, SHE REALLY DIDN'T: ... the fight was OFF-SCREEN? The big climactic super fight they've been building too... was
OFF-SCREEN? People complained the first season had a lackluster finish but this... OFF-SCREEN!?
WHA'EVAH! I DO WHA' I WAN'! Sylar, after killing Nathan, shapeshifts into him. And is wearing his jacket. And when he kills Liam (we assume), he's wearing his suit. I can't be arsed to go through these episodes again, but... Sylar's clothes just shapeshift as and when the writer wants them too. It's just totally random.
SEASON 2 DIDN'T HAPPEN! Also - Nathan is fine. Claire's blood = fine. Noah Bennet can be shot through the eye and into the brain. Nathan can be burnt by radioactivity (rads can't be lost according to modern science in any fashion at all). Nathan can have a gash on his throat. Just as well season 2 never happened!
UNCONVINCING! Claire can't do badass. At all. I'm not saying Hayden Panettiere can't act, I'm just saying she cannot do badass, hardass, or any kind of intimidating *** thing.
VALIDATION! The limo scene is proof i was right - Peter being able to copy one power at a time is SO much more awesome than copying them all at once. I said it from season 1 and I say it again. I love Peter's new power. It makes him cool. Good night.
I THINK I WAS DYING BUT NO, NOT REALLY: So Hiro's exploding head syndrome... didn't matter at all it seems. Oh, it will in 'volume 5' but why put it here? It didn't do anything? Hiro still did all the time stoppy stuff he needed to. I suppose the whole point was to not have Hiro present with HRG as it would make the finale anti-climactic. So they gave him an exploding head. But it doesn't matter. It's not like we SAW the big fight. So we wouldn't have missed anything if Hiro stopped it.
ALI LARTER WILL NEVER BE FIRED: Why is Tracey back? Was her being rubbish for an entire season
not enough? Why they didn't make Tracey another personality of Niki/Jessica instead of a clone, I'll never know.
VOLUME 5 "RUBBISH": So the teaser for volume 5 is the return of a **** character played by a hot woman (who's now WET AND NAKED) and the most predictable tease of Nylar maybe remembering who he was.
BASS DOES IT RIGHT:
VOLUME 5: SOLUTIONS
Hiro is really ill. No, iller than that. Really ill. His powers are killing him. Ando doesn't know what to do. Get baby "touch and go" to turn them back off? The Haitian? Hiro says no. Hiro says it is his destiny to have these powers. They just need to be fixed. He suggests using the 'crimson arc' on him and supercharging his powers. (Y'know - something that Ando should've tried IMMEDIATELY long before baby touch and go to give Hiro's powers back. How **** do you have to be to realise that the ONE character Ando hasn't used his power on is Hiro, who's currently depowered? COME ON.) Ando says all that'll do is amplify his powers, and that will kill him. Hiro points out it's what they have to do. Ando zaps Hiro.
Hiro's body springs up, and he and Ando hold onto each other as Hiro's body convluses, but not just in the bed... but throughout time. There is a TIME QUAKE. The scene where Hiro and Ando dig up Adam Munroe... Hiro convulses and Adam is never dug up. Consequently, Arthur never steals his healing power - instead he steals it from Peter. Hiro convulses and can't stop Danko from tranquilizing HRG. Hiro has to go to the White House instead, which means Nathan doesn't die. And on and on, lots and lots of different scenes and Hiro's convulsing, faster and faster, becoming completely indiscernible. He finally stops in the bed. Hiro and Ando look at each other. "What's changed?"
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ALTERNATE TAKE 2: Hiro is touched by Ando, Hiro screams and suddenly is back in season 2 duelling with Adam Munroe. Adam Munroe goes to drop the SHANTI VIRUS. Hiro is disorientated and
can't stop it. The virus hits the floor. Adam wins. The show can continue as though the writer's strike never happened. The virus dissipates into the air to cause havoc. Hiro does a double-take and says:
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ALTERNATE TAKE 3: Hiro disappears. And is replaced with badass samurai
Future Hiro. And Future Peter Petrelli.
FUTUREHiro: "Ando."
Ando: "Hiro?"
FUTUREHiro: "We're here to put the future back on course."
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(That was the closest I could find to a good copy of the ending.)
That's my review.
NATHAN IS FINE. CLAIRE'S BLOOD.
READ YOUR ****ING SCRIPTS.
SEASON 2 HAPPENED.
(Yes - this ending
was well set up with the dupe Sylar body but... DAMMIT. CLAIRE'S BLOOD. FOR ****'S SAKE!)
INTERESTING that in the flashbacks of Nathan's life, they don't show the scene where Nathan saves his brother from being a bomb. You know, that
really IMPORTANT MOMENT IN HIS LIFE.
OH, THAT MIGHT BE BECAUSE IT WOULD MAKE US AWARE OF THE GAPING PLOT HOLE.
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED IN THE FINALE: Claire gives her blood to Nathan because HRG tells her too because THAT'S WHY HE'S ALIVE.
Then, after saving Nathan, Parkman mind reads Sylar to find out where the dead spot is. It's worked out through the Shoop Shoop Song. "How can I tell where the blade goes?" "Is it in his head?" "No, that's not the place!" "Is it in his chest!" "No, no, and you're not listening to all I say! If you wanna kill, Sylar dead, it's in his heel!" "It's in his heel!" "That's where it is, it's in his heel!" "His Achilles heel!"
FADE OUT TO QUEEN.
WHAT YOUR TV SAID HAPPENED IN THE FINALE:
HRG: "Claire honey, you know how I can breathe and continue to exist?"
Claire: "Yes?"
HRG: "It's because of your blood."
Peter: "That's right! I remember Adam giving some to Nathan to heal away his prosthetics!"
HRG: "That's right, Petey. So Claire, give some of your blood to Nathan."
Parkman: "FORGET SEASON 2."
HRG: "Hmm. There's no way to save Nathan. Quick, Parkman, do a mind erasing thing you've never done before that is certainly doomed to fail at a dramatic moment!"
Parkman: "I used to remember when I had trouble
reading someone's mind. But I used my power to make myself forget that so that I can now
command ARMIES."
RESET BUTTON: And now the company is back. **** YOU. The company only disappeared ONE VOLUME AGO. Half a season. And it was replaced immediately by another company. The company used to be a scary secret organisation with
dozens and dozens of agents and face companies run by
super powered billionaires who were rigging the US Presidency with a
global network of super powered people, among whom was a
400-year old immortal. As far as I can tell, the company is NOW just Mama Petrelli and HRG.
And no one else. Where is the Haitian and Claude and the sheer NUMBER OF HUMAN BEINGS the company needed to work? **** it. I can't watch this show if the writers can't even be bothered to remember their own scripts.
PARKMAN'S PLOT HOLE: Why doesn't Parkman wipe HRG and Mama Petrelli's memories so that THEY DON'T KNOW? Wouldn't that be desirable? If not, if it's best to know, then why not tell Peter or Claire the truth too? (BECAUSE THEY WOULD REMEMBER THAT CLAIRE'S BLOOD CAN TOTALLY SAVE NATHAN.) Why not kill Sylar after he makes nice-nice with President Worf? NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE.
I rate this finale: BULL****/10.
I am very very VERY VERY VERY glad they didn't use Claire's blood. that was ****ing stupid and they realize it so they aren't going to bring it up again. If you notice they reduced the power-level of everyone (except parkman, but that's fine because you can get away with a powerful telepath).
Why is Parkman walking around being omnipotent okay, but not anyone else? Oh, and Sylar's hardly been 'depowered'.
Thing is, depowering a character is
fine. But
they haven't depowered Claire or Sylar. They've just
forgotten. Peter had his powers stolen and then reactivated by the serum. Hiro had his powers stolen too. Claire and HRG and Peter are just being
stupid because the writers either forgot or didn't think to fix this problem before we got here.
It's stupid, sloppy writing. It's not hard to FIX this problem if they think its too much, but to just act like it never happened? HEROES does this all the time: It's not only inconsistent, but it has selective amnesia. It's a lazy piece of ****.
Here's a simple fix: Sylar LIGHTNING BLASTS NATHAN UNTIL HE'S ASH. This not only works but has the added bonus of answering the question, "WHAT THE **** DID THEY DO WITH NATHAN'S BODY?!?!?!?!?!"
These writers are rubbish.
Just comparing how Hiro put Monroe in the ground to what he did to the building 26 staff.
i do realize that they limited almost everyone's power and i don't think it's a bad thing.
Hiro's uber-power was not time-travelling nor teleporting - it was his stopping time. His time-travelling had the rule "He can't change the past" and his teleport just let him get around like Nathan's flying. His ability to stop time is what allowed him to solve every crisis and
that's the one he kept. :arrgh:
I love what they did to Peter, but Parkman's power is just absurd now.
WRONG.
We'll still see plenty of Adrian Pasdar, but "Nathan" is dead.
Ah, crap. You guessed it.
Stupid. They should've killed Sylar for realz. Nathan was a far more interesting character than anyone else on the show.
Pretty sure they did. Genetics were a large part of Frank Herbert's Dune (which was released in 1966), so I'm sure the term has been around for a substantial enough amount of time before then...in fact, I could be remembering wrong, but I'm pretty sure the term was coined by the monk who cross bred all those beans (basically to figure out recessive and dominant genes). As in all other science-related coin terms, its derived from Greek, IIRC.
But, yeah, the term "genetic" was around in 1961...not as big a part of culture as it is today, but it makes perfect sense for the US Army to be doing genetic experimentation (at least in regards to the show) in 1961.
The word has actually been used for the study of heredity since the 1800's
Thanks for clearing that up. I was just curious.