Help With Ultimates 3

Ice said:
Mah anus is bleeding....


Mah anus...is bleeding...



MAH ANUS IS BLEEDING!
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Mah spoon is too big.

Mah spoon is too big.

Ultimates 3 would have been better if he had used this instead of the script he used.
 
Many have doubted the notion that time travel will ever be possible, dismissed it as pure fantasy, have pointed out that if time travel were possible, we would have met our future selves or felt the profound effects of a shift in our timeline. But these people are wrong. Man will indeed achieve the goal of time travel and we have indeed felt it's effects. In the year 2075, great advances in quantum physics has finally propelled the concept of time travel into the realm of possibility. A team of Swiss scientists unveil a capsule that will send its occupants backwards to any point in history, if all goes as planned. The world watches this development with awe, but so to watches a group of European white supremacists, desperate to carry out acts of hateful violence. The supremacists invade the Swiss research facility and hold the scientists at gunpoint, forcing them to start up the time capsule and prepare it for travel. They board it and are rocketed - upon request - to the year 1916. They make their way to the dangerous trenches of World War I, to the German encampments, and begin searching for one officer in particular. After days of searching they finally find the man they seek, Adolf Hitler. They draw weapons on him while he is alone and swiftly outnumber him. They remove him to a secluded location and he begs to know what they want. "We want you to do one thing," one of the supremacists says, pulling something out of a bag. "Read this." He then places a copy of Ultimates 3 #1 into Hitler's lap. "What is this? Some kind of children's comic strip? I will not read this!" "Read it mother****er!," shouts one of the supremacists, brandishing his weapon. Hitler grudgingly opens the comic book and begins to read. By the time he is finished, he is filled with rage. "I-I can't even, it doesn't even make any - GAH!!" "What do you think?," the supremacists ask. "I think that I have lost what little faith I had in humanity. They are nothing but scum and I now feel no regret in wanting to destroy those who are inferior. I know what I must do." "Good," one of the supremacists says. "Let's go." They then re-enter their time capsule and return to the year 2075.

By the year 1945, Adolf Hitler had murdered 6 billion people.

FACT​
 
Boy, poor beardoms had no idea the can of worms he was opening up. I hope we haven't scared him off!
 
-beardoms- said:
I haven't read any of the ultimates 3 issues yet, i am going to wate until they are al released into tpb form.

But i have a question, are the characters supposed to look different from there previous versions, i mean the wasp is no longer asian! Now i have also read that part of the reason they look different is because they are robots! So are they actually supposed to look different or is it that penciller f***** up?

So the fact they are robots is the fact they look completley different, if so where are the real ultimates?
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Welcome, BearDoms! You sir, have created an awesome thread. As for Ultimates 3, as others have said, read it only if you must. Ultimates 1 & 2 were epic, awesome, amazing stories. Ultimates 3 is a freaking joke. Its terrible. Worst comic in almost forever. If you're a completist and MUST read it, do so with low expectations so you don't tear the book in half with rage (as many have done). At least that way you can sell the piece of **** on Ebay.

;)

Dancanread said:
Boy, poor beardoms had no idea the can of worms he was opening up. I hope we haven't scared him off!
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A few more posts by Moonmaster and this thread will be museum-worthy.
 
DIrishB said:
Welcome, BearDoms! You sir, have created an awesome thread. As for Ultimates 3, as others have said, read it only if you must. Ultimates 1 & 2 were epic, awesome, amazing stories. Ultimates 3 is a freaking joke. Its terrible. Worst comic in almost forever. If you're a completist and MUST read it, do so with low expectations so you don't tear the book in half with rage (as many have done). At least that way you can sell the piece of **** on Ebay.
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For less than E-bay will take for the listing fee.
 
I know about the bad reputation the book is getting, the only reason I want to read it is because I am a completist as you said. I have to complete all the ultimate universe comics, its just makes sense. So will i get any answers. It just the fact that i hope they have answers to the big f*** up.
 
-beardoms- said:
I know about the bad reputation the book is getting, the only reason I want to read it is because I am a completist as you said. I have to complete all the ultimate universe comics, its just makes sense. So will i get any answers. It just the fact that i hope they have answers to the big f*** up.
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Same thing with me. I know how much each issue will suck after reading the first, but I still buy it for completeness' sake. I hate myself for it, though.


;)

As for answers, we haven't gotten any, really (or maybe I'm just too disinterested to care). Maybe in the final issue (#5), which I think is out this month.
 
moonmaster said:
Many have doubted the notion that time travel will ever be possible, dismissed it as pure fantasy, have pointed out that if time travel were possible, we would have met our future selves or felt the profound effects of a shift in our timeline. But these people are wrong. Man will indeed achieve the goal of time travel and we have indeed felt it's effects. In the year 2075, great advances in quantum physics has finally propelled the concept of time travel into the realm of possibility. A team of Swiss scientists unveil a capsule that will send its occupants backwards to any point in history, if all goes as planned. The world watches this development with awe, but so to watches a group of European white supremacists, desperate to carry out acts of hateful violence. The supremacists invade the Swiss research facility and hold the scientists at gunpoint, forcing them to start up the time capsule and prepare it for travel. They board it and are rocketed - upon request - to the year 1916. They make their way to the dangerous trenches of World War I, to the German encampments, and begin searching for one officer in particular. After days of searching they finally find the man they seek, Adolf Hitler. They draw weapons on him while he is alone and swiftly outnumber him. They remove him to a secluded location and he begs to know what they want. "We want you to do one thing," one of the supremacists says, pulling something out of a bag. "Read this." He then places a copy of Ultimates 3 #1 into Hitler's lap. "What is this? Some kind of children's comic strip? I will not read this!" "Read it mother****er!," shouts one of the supremacists, brandishing his weapon. Hitler grudgingly opens the comic book and begins to read. By the time he is finished, he is filled with rage. "I-I can't even, it doesn't even make any - GAH!!" "What do you think?," the supremacists ask. "I think that I have lost what little faith I had in humanity. They are nothing but scum and I now feel no regret in wanting to destroy those who are inferior. I know what I must do." "Good," one of the supremacists says. "Let's go." They then re-enter their time capsule and return to the year 2075.

By the year 1945, Adolf Hitler had murdered 6 billion people.

FACT​
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TRUE FACT​

Anyhow, a more helpful answer:

No, they look different because Ultimates 3 is rubbish.

Joe Madureira, a talented artist, wanted to draw the characters the way he wanted to, so they're just whatever he felt like drawing. It's part of the fun of a new artist. But, he also wanted to draw Spider-Man so... Spidey's in it for a few pages. For no reason.

The story is AWFUL. It makes no sense, and we go on about it quite a bit in the thread for the title.

Basically, the title is unreadable. Loeb originally had an idea for the Avengers that they discovered Bendis had already done so they're doing it in the Ultimate universe instead. It's plot makes no sense within the established continuity of the Ultimate universe, nor the new Ultimate Origins mini-series. The characters are all extremely poorly written; Hawkeye has one dimension "my kids are dead" and looks like half a dozen 90s superheroes, Wasp, as you say, isn't Asian anymore, Thor goes around topless having sex with teenagers, they all watch Tony Stark porn (I'm not making this up), and don't get me started on the 'mystery' of Black Panther.

So, I'd read it only to read the parody on 4thletter.net which is funny.
 
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