Funny things you've heard yelled out at the movies.

I screamed, "Anakin! CHOOOOOOOOSSSSEEE LIIIIIFFFFEEE" when Ewan McGregor and Hayden Christensen were dueling, even though I've never seen Trainspotting

And when Vader steps off the table, I did the INTERGALACTIC PLANETARY INTERGALACTIC opening lines of Beastie Boy's Intergalactic, simply because he looked like he was groooving to the funkadelic beat of the video.
 
ultimatedjf said:
For some reason, this just struck me as being one of the funniest things I've heard in the last few weeks. Every time I think over this post I burst out in laughter. You're the man, Doc Comic.
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It was really the way he said it that made me crack up. I'll record the way he said it on the mic tomorrow and upload it.
 
During Underworld. It was really quiet in the movie and some guy was answering the phone in the movie. He didn't say anything for a moment so I yelled out "Can you hear me now".
 
When I went to see "The 40-Year Old Virgin" the entire theater (and it was one of those huuuuge theaters) was filled with old people. I, my sister, her friend and my cousin were probably the only people in the theater under 50. And the scary part? The old people only laughed at the dirtiest parts. And they laughed a lot. It was horrifying.
 
moonmaster said:
When I went to see "The 40-Year Old Virgin" the entire theater (and it was one of those huuuuge theaters) was filled with old people. I, my sister, her friend and my cousin were probably the only people in the theater under 50. And the scary part? The old people only laughed at the dirtiest parts. And they laughed a lot. It was horrifying.
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Mmmmm, old people laughing at crass sexual humor. Priceless.
 
There have been a lot of funny things I've heard yelled out. A few that jump to mind

A girl and I went to see "A Walk to Remember" and during the scene where Mandy Moore is dying somebody yelled "Take your top off!"

A huge group of people, myself included, got really plastered one night and we decided to go see "You Got Served". During the flick, we periodically yelled "Sucka!" at the screen in unison and classic street fashion.

This one was my favorite. When I went to see "Spiderman 2", during the first Doc Ock/Spidey fight, somebody in front of me yelled out "Kick his ***!" and then somebody behind me yelled out "***got!" Then the guy in front of me yelled "I'm gonna pound whoever said thats face!" and the guy behind me yelled "You're a pedophile!" The whole theater lost it.
 
Entropy said:
A girl and I went to see "A Walk to Remember" and during the scene where Mandy Moore is dying somebody yelled "Take your top off!"
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Winning post. :lol:
 
Star Wars: Episode III, opening Night, at the biggest theatre in Toronto.

Before the movie, there was an add that had an extreme close-up of two teenagers(a boy and girl) face to face. The dude has a huge red zit on his face. They slowly start to lean towards each other when the zit pops and bloody goo squirts onto the girl's cheek. They both stare at each other awkwardly for a second, as the gob of zit juice sticks there on the girl's face.

Then a picture of a bright red Slushie and the logo said "Bloody Zit only avalible at 7/11!".
The theatre was silent for a second. Then I yelled out "Boy do I want to chug one of those!"

Nothing quite like the feeling of having two hundred people all laughing at one of my jokes.
:D :lol:
 
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Yesterday...... We went and saw "Dark Water" (america probaly got it months ago..... but anyway)
At the end when Jennifer Conelly was in the Bathroom, trying to save her daughter from being drowned by the "spirit", and Jennifer says take me...... a dude in front of us goes...... "No You stupid movie don't do it" and hits the wall.
And then Jennifer is covered by water, and cuts to like a hour later, the dude is still going on about how crappy this movie is..... some dude yelled out... "settle down"
And the guy yelled out "shut up back there"
He was a big dude.....
 
My friends and I went to see The Replacements and were the only people in the theater. The Gene Hackman/Superman jokes alone went on forever.
 
I went to a comic convention in Bristol and there was a screening of the Judge Dredd film starring Sylvester Stallone.

The presenter/host of the screening was Alan Bishop, the editor of 2000AD.

For three hours the man just ripped the **** out of the film. It was brilliant. He'd pause it and yell.

There was one scene:
Hershey: "Look Dredd, I have friends, I have a social life."
Bishop paused the film.
Bishop: "I invented the character. No she doesn't."
Then hit play.

After a while, the audience started getting in on it, and there's a scene where Judge Dredd has a gun pointed at the villain Rico who has Hershey held hostage: the big ABC mecha warrior is holding Hershey by the head. Then evil Judge Rico says, "Robot, on the count of three crush her head! 1... 2..." and Dredd drops his gun and surrenders.

Someone yelled, "WHY DOESN'T HE JUST SHOOT RICO THEN HE CAN'T SAY 'THREE'?!?!?!?!?!"

Another great moment was in the climax, before the sequence began, Bishop paused the film and said, "Watch. The explosion starts for no reason." Ten-fifteen minutes later, the explosion happens and the audience remembers what he said, and how we all laughed.

I remember seeing the Two Towers trailer in the cinemas and we all already knew Gandalf came back and in the trailer, at the end of the trailer Gandalf 'returns'. A friend of mine, quite mockingly, yelled "WHAT?!?! BUT HE'S DEAD!!!"

But the most recent example was me:

We went to see Rocky Balboa and in the trailers there was a trailer for a film that played the Requiem for a Dream music as it's 'hook' went across the screen.

EVERY SECOND...

A SUN EXPLODES...

IN 2007...

IT WILL BE OURS...

Immediately I began laughing loudly and hysterically, only increasing with laughter as the plot of the film seems to revolve around a crack team's attempt to REIGNITE the sun with a bomb. (!!!)

Then, one character in the trailer says, I kid you not:

"If the sun dies - we all die."

I laughed even louder.

Then I fell to the floor, crying and howling with laughter when the title of the film was displayed:

SUNSHINE
 
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I wish more people would get it when I try to do an impersonation of Armand Assante from Judge Dredd.

Clearly, my life would stand to benefit from using "LLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAWWW!" as an excuse for miscellaneous misdemeanors.
 
My friends and I don't call "shotgun" for the front seat of a car, but rather yell, "I AM.... THE LAW!"

It was hysterical to see Alan Bishop yell at a projected Sylvester Stallone demanding to know why, when Dredd's catchphrase is, "I am the law" they felt that his catchphrase for the movie should be, "I knew you'd say that."
 
When me and my siblings use to play Goldeneye on Nintendo 64 whenever we sniped someone we would say "I am the law."
 
There's a scene in Judge Dredd where Dredd is in a block war (and oh, the hatred that had. "A block war in Megacity 1 involves millions of people killing each other, this is just six guys and a shotgun") and when he gets up to the perps' room, he turns into the room, shoots, goes back in cover, changes the ammo in his gun and turns and fires and so forth.

Such heckling I have never heard.

Dredd: "Double whammmy"
tape pauses
Bishop: "No Judge would ever say 'double whammy'."
tape continues
Dredd: "Signal flare"
tape pauses
Bishop: "Can he not see inside the room?!"
 
When I went to see War of the Worlds, during the beginning when Dakota Fanning is talking about the splinter and how her body will naturally force it out when the time comes, somebody yelled, "OOOOH, FORESHADOWING!!!!"
 
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