DreamMOVIE #2 - Whedon's Out, You're In! (closes 4th Dec)

[Lynx]

They are Mole's boobs.

Yeah, but that would be classified under the "Horror" genre, not the "Porn" genre.

 

[SSJmole]

Yeah, but that would be classified under the "Horror" genre, not the "Porn" genre.

Hey , I might be a prick .... but i still have feelings you know :cry:

 

[Lynx]

Hey , I might be a prick .... but i still have feelings you know :cry:

Lucky you. My feelings died in a fire.

 

[Bass]

*drags cigar*

Beautiful.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Yeah, I can't come up with a good plot or cast for my Buffy movie.

Would you like me to go get your tea now sir?

 

[Hellsbuttmonkey]

A Vote For Fray Is A Vote For Your Community.

And Beer. Lots Of Beer.




If Fray wins, I pledge to hold not a gathering, not a shindig, but a big ol' Hootenanny. Which will be chock full o' Hoot, with just a little bit of Nanny.

And Beer. And Boobs.

Yes, there will be a party in my eyesocket, and everyone is invited!

 

[Langsta]

That would be ****ing awesome if we did a Dreamcasting for LEGEND (the 1980s Ridley Scott movie starring Tom Cruise and known for its unique portrayal of the Lord of Darkness, as played by Tim Curry).

 

[Bass]

This closes today.

PM me your votes or whatever.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

I refuse to troll for votes some of the other contenders. Instead I'll let the simplistic brilliance of my work speak for itself.

Chosen: Once and Again​

It's 2036, and the world is about to go to hell. Literally.

While the world remains oblivious to the fact, there is a secret battle waged in the darkness…and sometimes in the light, around 10:30am. Studies have shown that evil likes to sleep in. A secret army of warrior women are the only line of defense against the forces of evil. An army of Slayers. Into each generation one is born with the powers to slay evil. A few decades ago that prophesy was changed…from one to hundreds. The secret army of Slayers has grown over the decades.

Unfortunately it's been whittled down to less than 10 in just a few months.

Something threatens the safety of the world once again. An ancient evil has returned to lay claim to what they believe is rightfully theirs. The First has returned.

Now prepared for the massive army of Slayers defending the surface, The First has spent the past few decades cultivating it's army for its return and pending invasion. For the past few months, it has sent it's minions out to take out the Slayers bit by bit. And as anyone familiar with the Art of War knows…eventually…it all adds up.

Finally, all the Slayers are wiped out. All but 2. One of those that remain…Buffy. Now in her 50's she knows that she alone cannot stop the impending wave of evil coming her way. But without anymore Slayers…something needs to be done.





Basically what happens in the film is that all the Slayers but 2 have been wiped out. Willow and Giles are long since dead. Giles's son, Kenneth, informs Buffy that since Willow used magic to create all Potentials into full-blown Slayers…the linage of Slayers has been thrown off balance and the only way to create new Slayers is for the last living Slayer to die. Hence the cycle will start all over again.
The search takes a bit, but a new Potential is found. Elizabeth "Lizzie" Taborn is destined to be the new Slayer. Imbued with all the power and strength of all the Slayers before her. But first she has to accept her new destiny.

There'd be a bit of rebellion much like the original Buffy film…but eventually she gets the idea and importance of her role and under the tutelage of Buffy and longtime companion, Xander, Lizzie begins to become the Slayer. A small romantic connection will form between her and Kenneth.

One of the major protagonists in the film will be The First's Chosen Vessel…Samuel Kingston. Much like Caleb before him…Samuel does The First's bidding until The First can become corporeal. To even further drive the personal connection between Buffy and The First's hatred for each other, The First has chosen to take the form of Faith. Buffy's biggest failure. Killed in action alongside Buffy…even to this day it kills Buffy that she was unable to save Faith. Both from the attack that killed her and Faith's self-destructive life. The First takes advantage of this fact and uses Faith's form to constantly destroy Buffy psychologically.

Buffy Summers – Michelle Pfieffer – Beautiful and bold…even at her age. Pfieffer exudes the confidence needed to play the Slayer. And her eyes cast a hidden sadness that comes from a lifetime of death and unhappiness.

Xander Harris – Bruce Campbell – Who better to play the wisecracking sidekick to Buffy than the Wisecrack King? Anybody who watched the show and says that Nicholas Brendan wasn't shaping up to be the next Bruce Campbell is off their rocker. So it's only logical that you get the original to play future Xander. It's who he was going to be anyways.

Elizabeth "Lizzie" Taborn – Danielle Panabaker – The new Slayer. Panabaker is really talented and I believe she can easily handle the comedic portion of the role with the sassy quips and whatnot. And with the right training she could handle the physical aspect as well.

Kenneth Giles – Shia Lebouf – Stammering son of Giles. He's Shia "The Beef" Lebouf! The ****ing Beef!

The First/Faith – Ali Larter – The First…back in the form of Buffy's greatest failure. Larter has shown that she can handle the darker character as Niki on "Heroes". She's definitely a femme fatale and I think having her play Faith a couple years later is brilliant. You know you ****ing love it.

Samuel Kingston - Casey Affleck – Chosen Vessel of The First. To be like Caleb…but different. I don't want a Bible-thumping hick. I want a dark brooding character…but he needs to be charming enough to play the lead male role opposite Pfieffer and Panabaker. Affleck's witty banter in "Ocean's Trilogy" and dramatic lead in "Gone Baby Gone" has shown that he can perfectly handle his own amongst Hollywood's heavy hitters.















**** I am awesome!

Think about it.....Michelle Pfieffer....Bruce ****in' Campbell....SHIA LEBOUF! I still loves it so.

 

[Hellsbuttmonkey]

Kneel before the brilliance of my cast. The true future world of the Slayer, Fray.

Welcome to the world of the future. A world that saw the last of the demons leave many centuries ago. Welcome to the world of...

FRAY.​

It has been centuries since the last Slayer was called. Demons were banished from the Earth at some point in the 21st century by an unnamed Slayer and her friends, and the Watchers' Council has descended into a group of crazed fanatics. The vampires however, now dubbed lurks, have returned and haunt the city. In order to combat this threat a new Slayer is called: a professional thief named Melaka Fray. With the Watchers' Council ineffective, a group of demons send the demon Urkonn to prepare Melaka Fray for the war that is to surely come....

CAST​

Anna Paquin - Melaka Fray.

Anna, in this picture at least, has the perfect look for Melaka. She is a decent actress so shouldn't find it hard to do the whole "wild thief running from her destiny" that Melaka starts with, drifting into the hardened resolve after the tragedies of the story unfold.

Hugo Weaving - Urkonn

Urkonn would be a CGI demon, but with the voice of Hugo. Hugo has the perfect voice to play this sinister mentor of Frays.

Loo - Abigail Breslin

The little innocent mutant girl, caught up in the struggle. Abigail proved in Little Miss Sunshine how good an actress she was, and she can play the innocent little child easily.

Icarus - Zachary Quinto

Icarus was a sinister, brutal monster. I'm sure the man who played one of the greatest TV villains in years, Heroes' Sylar, could pull off that role..


Harth Fray - Elijah Wood

This is all I could think of to play Harth who might be able to pull off the geeky brother

Spoiler

who turns pure evil especially after is role in Sin City

Erin Fray - Elizabeth Rohm

Erin's character in the book reminded me so much of Kate from Angel I had to use Rohm as Erin.

 

[Langsta]

My cast (note the freaking awesomeness).

A serious take on 1992's
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
Directed by LANGSTA
Written by J.J. Abrams
Produced by Bad Robot Productions
Based on a treatment by Joss Whedon

TAGLINE: "The stakes have been raised."

Buffy is a popular alumna of Hemery High School in modern-day Los Angeles when she is approached by a man named Merrick. He informs her that she is the Slayer - a young woman born with special strength and skill and a destiny to fight vampires. After brief training, she is drawn into conflict with the recently awakened vampire lord Lothos, who chooses L.A. as his first feeding ground.

Buffy Summers - Julie Benz or Kristen Bell
Benz is a little old for the part (35). However, she looks about 20-something, and could probably pull off a recently-graduated young woman (if you've noticed, I've made the characters a little older). I also think that cult star Kristen Bell of Veronica Mars and Heroes has the youth (27 years old), experience, and girl-next-door quality to play Buffy.

Oliver Pike - Zachary Quinto
Luke Perry, the original Pike, had a very distinct look to him. I'm not going to waste my time trying to find an actor who looks just like him. I am, however, going to use the same formula they used in the original by casting an outsider in the role - Zachary Quinto, who will not only fulfill the dark, badassicity required for the role, but also bring a .... certain "uniqueness" to the role. Yup.

Merrick Jamison-Smythe - Morgan Freeman
Morgan Freeman can play the mentor-type. As we've seen in 99% of his movies. So I'm confident that he'll bring some awesomeness to the role and, when filling Donald Sutherland's shoes, request a larger pair. Or something.

Lothos - Gabriel Byrne
Since my take on Buffy will be more scares than laughs, Lothos will be a much darker character than he was in the original film.

Amy-Lynn - Gina Holden or Summer Glau
This is an original character based on Paul Reubens' character Amilyn from the original movie. She was conceived because I thought that Buffy should have a female vampire counterpart. She's the female Renfield. Holden has recently starred in the "Flash Gordon" reboot series, and I think she can bring the dark edge required for this role. Summer Glau is my other choice. I think she has a mysterious quality to her, and she was in Firefly and Serenity.

Buffy's Posse - Missy Peregrym, Amy Adams, Zoë Saldaña
These four vixens (one of whom, Ladd, starred in Grindhouse, and another, Saldaña, will play Uhura in J.J. Abram's Star Trek) will play Buffy's close friends who, throughout the movie, become vampires. Peregrym, who stars in The CW's "Reaper," will play Hillary Swank's role from the original film. Think of them as Dracula's three brides, even though that's not how they were portrayed in the original Buffy.

 

[SSJmole]

Why is everyone copying and pasting their movie and saying something like "look how awesome"

If it was as awesome as you think you wouldn't need to remind people of it , it would still be in their mind. That's why i'm not doing that , I'm so sure of cast and film I don't need cheap tricks.

 

[Langsta]

Why is everyone copying and pasting their movie and saying something like "look how awesome"

If it was as awesome as you think you wouldn't need to remind people of it , it would still be in their mind. That's why i'm not doing that , I'm so sure of cast and film I don't need cheap tricks.

I did it because, I edited my cast a lot, and I wanted to make sure people saw that. I even added the goofiest tagline of any movie, ever.

 

[Bass]

Why is everyone copying and pasting their movie and saying something like "look how awesome"

If it was as awesome as you think you wouldn't need to remind people of it , it would still be in their mind. That's why i'm not doing that , I'm so sure of cast and film I don't need cheap tricks.

*drags cigar*

That's why you'll lose.

 

[SSJmole]

*drags cigar*

That's why you'll lose.

Maybe but I would rather have my ethics than the victory. I bid you good bye

*leaves in over dramatic type of way*

 

[ourchair]

Maybe but I would rather have my ethics than the victory. I bid you good bye

*leaves in over dramatic type of way*

I agree with your statement. Too much awesome self-proclamation.

However it has nothing to do with ethics.

 

[SSJmole]

I agree with your statement. Too much awesome self-proclamation.

However it has nothing to do with ethics.

I know I was been silly in that statement as it was a reply to Bass's character. I do however think Self promotion = good , quoting your self to remind of pitch = bad as to me that makes it look like you need to remind people as it's sooo underwhelming and forgettable.


I know I wont win but I wont vote for anyone who quoted themselves , sorry guys.

 

[ProjectX2]

Yeah, the fact that people quote themselves and go on about how awesome their cast is means I automatically don't vote for them out of principle.

 

[Bass]

Maybe but I would rather have my ethics than the victory. I bid you good bye

*leaves in over dramatic type of way*

*drags cigar*

You left your purse.





As it is there is now a three-way tie: Hellsbuttmonkey, Victor Von Doom, and Thee Great One.

I will break the tie thusly: the winner will be the man who has won the fewest dreamcastings so far.

So how many have you guys won?

 

[Victor Von Doom]

I will break the tie thusly: the winner will be the man who has won the fewest dreamcastings so far.

So how many have you guys won?

That's an easy answer....

I've won several times since this thing started. TOG won once already. This would be Hellsbuttmonkey's first win....the only catch....I don't recall him participating in Dreamcasting games. I believe he only did this one because it's Whedon.

So your choice basically boils down to:

TOG who has only won one....

...or...

Hellsbuttmonkey who doesn't really play the game.



Your call. If I was round judge---I'd make the executive decision and declare TOG winner.