Joe Kalicki
Well-Known Member
Note to self: Have sex with fake TwilightEL.
Note to self: Have sex with fake TwilightEL.
I would cast John Cho as myself. Cause he's like the geeky Asian. Jackie Chan and Lucy Liu are the runners up (yeah, I'm Asian, but I was born in the U.S., so I grew up around non-Asians, so I think Asians look alike....it's weird).
...why are you casting two male actors and a female actor?
Oh, I was making a reference to the Ultimates. You might have already read this, but Nick Fury was saying what actors/actresses he thought could play the Ultimates if they made a movie - Matthew McConaughey as Giant Man, Johnny Depp as Iron Man, etc. So Wasp (who's Asian in the Ultimate universe, in case you don't read it) asks him who could play her in a movie, and he says Lucy Liu. So she's like, "Oh, right. Because all Asians look alike to you, huh? Who was your second choice, Jackie Chan?"
So I'm saying that they presumably look alike to non-Asians, regardless of their gender. Yeah.
I'm still upset about being ignored by everyone.
Save my delightful casting as a senior citizen.
All these casts are missing an important member, also McCheese.
oy vey. i'll get you three later.
I'd rather have eva mendes play me. But the ones i saw of me were good choices. How did I ever miss this awesome thread?
You liked my Christina Ricci choice?
yeah, but i feel you're implying that I have a huge fivehead.
[*]Hellsbuttmonkey – Vinnie Jones not in his "hard man" movies but in his more comical roles reminds me of what I think Hellsbuttmonkey is like. Plus he's english
I'M WELSH!!