Batman & Robin
Directed by Terry Gilliam
Written by Grant Morrison
and Featuring!
Jude Law as Dick Grayson (Batman)
Dick and Damian were the hardest choices for me to cast. Jude Law's got the look down for Dick Grayson. He's shown the capability to handle both comedy and drama, something necessary for juggling the free-wheeling nature of Dick Grayson as he tries to take over the more serious mantle of Batman. He's garnered a substantial amount of critical esteem while still maintaining status as a bankable star, something that will be necessary to sell a more surreal take on the Batman mythos, without any recognized villains.
An Unknown as Damian Wayne (Robin)
I know, this is a little bit of a sell-out, but I don't think there's anyone out there who quite fits what I'm looking for. Casting would gear more towards teenage martial artists rather than child actors, and bring someone unknown to the stage. Shop around the Hong Kong action scene for a fresh face the American public wouldn't recognize. The role would be more serious and taciturn than the loud rambunctiousness of the comic book version. We need an actor who's versed in martial arts (muay thai, maybe?), a young guy who could really tear up the action scenes and really show Jude Law up. Whereas Dick is the more well-balanced, all around athlete, Damian should be a terror, a young Alexander the Great.
Clarke Peters as Commissioner James Gordon
For anyone who hasn't seen The Wire, character actor Peters is a perfect fit for the role. He plays quiet, assured calm like no other. He could balance the calm front in the face of Gotham's many problems alongside the righteous indignation that Gordon has to levy against corrupt patrolmen on one end and a depraved City Hall on the other. Peters would bring the righteous coolness to the role of James Gordon, a hip old school cop with a wry brow raised at the trippy and surreal threats that face the city.
Malcolm McDowell as Alfred Pennysworth (The Butler)
This version of the character would strip out the former militant Alfred that's become so popular as of late. He's worldly and experienced. He was an actor once, and much more, but he tends to play his cards to his chest, happy to act the part of playful, stalwart sidekick to the new Batman. Yet, there is a strong bond of duty there. There are hints that he knows more about the mystery surrounding Bruce's family and, through proxy, the tragic events behind his death (an undercurrent which would lurk in the shadows of the story, driving much of the unstated conflict), a consequent factor in why he feels so indebted to the Batman mantle.
Rosario Dawson as Barbara Gordon (Oracle)
While she certainly doesn't have a great track record of picking the best roles, I think surrounded by a great cast, Rosario Dawson could really step up her game. She's a comic book fan and would bring a passion to the role, and her spots in
Kids and
25th Hour have me convinced of her potential. She can bring strength to the Barbara Gordon character while also working as the stable romantic lead. She plays Dick's disabled girlfriend , who helps him coordinate his work in the field while networking between her Commissioner father and her superhero lover. She is the sense of reason in reckless Dick's life even as things in his life take a turn for the weird, a stark counterpoint to the Bruce as Batman dynamic, Dick and Barbara have a healthy relationship despite their adversity. There wouldn't be any mentions of her being Batgirl before her accident, and in this version, she wouldn't be. One of the recurring themes of the film would be an ambiguous regard as to whether or not Bruce as Batman has actually contributed positively to the city of Gotham. Her crippling at the hands of Batman's greatest villain would be indicative of how Batman's career destroys the lives of those around him, yet there's also the indication that, due to the tragedy, she has grown stronger in many ways.
Jeffrey Wright as Toad
I considered John Turturro for the role but dude is SO TALL. I hate casting Jeffrey Wright in such background supporting roles but he plays them so well, and I know he'd really eat up the scenery as the sniveling, slimy villain middleman.
Tom Waits as Professor Pyg
Professor Pyg would be a character who's face we never seen, perpetually hidden behind a bizarre mask. While I considered David Bowie and Eddie Izzard for the role, I eventually settled on Tom Waits, based largely on his voice. He has such a bizarre and delicious range, and his musical career basically qualifies him as a voice actor. He seemed a perfect fit for the almost spoken word quality I imagine Prof. Pyg having. Furthermore, in the few roles he's been in, he's exhibited a strong propensity for full body physical mannerisms and quirks, which would be necessary to marry the voice to the body, given the lack of facial expression.
David Bowie as Simon Hurt/Thomas Wayne/The Devil Himself
Bowie fits the sort of bizarre combination of worldly gentleman and theatrical personality I see in Bowie. In the film he would be a presence rather than a character, appearing to Grayson in hallucinations, in dreams, and at moments when others cannot verify his presence. He would offer a Lynchian quality to the whole affair. Is he Thomas Wayne, or the Devil, or the sadistic doctor who murdered Bruce Wayne? Is he a mysterious benefactor behind Prof. Pyg's bizarre MO? Or is he a combination of all of these? We wouldn't have any concrete answers, but he would certainly raise questions. If the audience is to believe that Hurt is actually Thomas Wayne, then they are to believe that Bruce's father is not at all happy with the route his son's life took. As a doctor and philanthropist, the idea of his son becoming an aggravating factor in the city, a man who attacks the cancer rather than tries to cure it, is antithetical to the philosophy of the elder Wayne.